Little Things That Brighten Your Day

[easytoslip]

The plaintive cry of the curlew.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The fume off the managers in our place that they're not going to be able to park their posh cars in yard at work in a few weeks because they're hiring a big skip.  They'll have to slum it with on street parking like the rest of us for 5 days.  They're livid, asking for money for the Q-Park and everything. 

[PestiRed]

The fume off the managers in our place that they're not going to be able to park their posh cars in yard at work in a few weeks because they're hiring a big skip.  They'll have to slum it with on street parking like the rest of us for 5 days.  They're livid, asking for money for the Q-Park and everything.

 

This happened to me for a couple of weeks earlier this year. They gave me an alternative place which turned out to be one of the spaces reserved for pregnant women. I parked on the street instead

[cloggypop]

It's Friday

[Lee909]

That means fuck all

Its my first day back of 7

[Anubis]

Jack Monroe

@BootstrapCook

 

Finally had the final decision that Hopkins can't appeal the libel judgement this morning, so which of these should be my new kitchen floor?

[Rotpeter]

The way mason Bees belly-flop into flowers

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Finally fucking O2 off, was kind of forced into them as they took over my existing Mobile partner a year or so back. God they are fucking shite. Gone now, never to be revisited. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Cup of tea and a dairy milk

[General Dryness]

Cup of tea and a dairy milk

I find that if I have a chocolate bar in the house, I've got to make a cup of tea to have with it.

[Dave D]

Seeing the garden for the first time this week. Dont get to see to see it Mon- Fri in the winter months.

 

Cup of tea in the morning in dressing gown, very quiet, wonder around the garden.

 

Then the kids get up and its all systems go

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Met my 8-day old great-nephew today.

[Mook]

Just checked my bank account & my electricity supplier has refunded me £12 today.

 

Out tonight so that's three free pints.

[Total Longo]

The Mrs wasn't feeling so well last night so i packed her off to bed early with a hot water bottle, so the kids washed the dishes without having to be asked. 

 

Before anyone asks, i was out walking the dog. It was just the fact that they did it off their own backs without any cajoling. Lovely little gesture. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://www.facebook.com/AppreciateENG/videos/1792963007670170/

 

Not a bad way to spend your retirement.  It's probably better for his physical and mental health than watching Jeremy fucking Kyle.

[Rico1304]

One of the lads I played cricket withwas always a bit of shit dad, ignored his kids and would rather get pissed than talk to them. I always got on with his middle daughter from when she was about 9(not like that you cunts) and got her into reading and shared books with her. Anyway, I’ve just got an invite to her wedding. He’s not going.

[Lee909]

He sounds a bit of a cunt

[Furmedge]

He sounds a bit of a cunt

Any parent who ignores their kids is a cunt. I've never met my father in law because he's a cunt. My kids will never meet him if he ever decided to get in touch, but his form suggests I won't ever have to make that decision for him.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

One of the lads I played cricket withwas always a bit of shit dad, ignored his kids and would rather get pissed than talk to them. I always got on with his middle daughter from when she was about 9(not like that you cunts) and got her into reading and shared books with her. Anyway, I’ve just got an invite to her wedding. He’s not going.

Bit of a challenge to make you the cunt in that story.

 

Er...

 

What was the book you shared - Mein Kampf?

[Rico1304]

Bit of a challenge to make you the cunt in that story.

 

Er...

 

What was the book you shared - Mein Kampf?

Something by Jonathon King, or was it Saville?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He sounds a bit of a cunt

I know.

 

Imagine playing cricket.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Driving into the NCP car park in Moorfields and finding a space on the ground level.

[VladimirIlyich]

Driving into the NCP car park in Moorfields and finding a space on the ground level.

 

Dougie parked in Moorfields earlier

 

[Elite]

Seeing a funny name. Such as the presenter of some crap show called Big Little Railway is called.......Dick Strawbridge.

[Rotpeter]

Finding one of these on the patio.

 

 

What a freak!