January Transfer Window 2015

[Anubis]

What about Sylvester Stallone. Did ok in Escape To Victory.

[Jennings]

All good shouts...but I don't think any beat Scott and his "Cat-like face".

[Mathewbet1]

To be fair a cardboard cut out of sly stallone would be a more effective shot stopper than brad jones

[El Rojo]

Just get Cech. He's a brilliant keeper

He's excellent, but his tart of a manager will never forgive us for beating him in two European Cup semi-finals. No doubt a few of our own bedwetters will be disgusted that I've raised this.

[Adebisi]

I asked Carragher on twitter if we were going to sign anybody and 8 hours later he still hasn't replied. 

No news is good news. 50 million war chest is ago-go!

[Lario]

Would he not be able to buy himself out of the last 6 months of his contract?

 

Cech, not Carragher.

[Paco]

we won't sign cech. too old, too big a wage.

[Barrington Womble]

Would he not be able to buy himself out of the last 6 months of his contract?

 

Cech, not Carragher.

he's got 18 months left. 

[El Dangerous]

What about Sylvester Stallone. Did ok in Escape To Victory.

He's a bluenose innit.

[Anubis]

He's a bluenose innit.

 

 

Nah. He didn't have a clue where he was. He looked like a kidnap victim who'd just had the sack pulled off his head before he was walked onto that pitch.  The look on his face said 'Who are these people? What do they want?'

[Bjornebye]

The more I think about Song being at West-Ham and not us the more I want to strangle a baby reindeer

[Dr Nowt]

Nah. He didn't have a clue where he was. He looked like a kidnap victim who'd just had the sack pulled off his head before he was walked onto that pitch.  The look on his face said 'Who are these people? What do they want?'

 

I'm not one to give the bitters anything at all mate, but isn't that how Stallone always looks?

[Nightcat]

Yeah Cech would buy out his Chelsea contract, miss out the chance to add more medals, so he can sign for a 1/3 of what he currently earns to join Liverpool and be exposed to Brendan's defence magic. somehow, I really doubt.

 

Welcome back El Nino. 

[Nightcat]

Unless we buy quality footballers proven in the highest level, which is extremely unlikely, I don't expect any improvement.

 

FSG have proved themselves dysfunctional, unable to acknowledge their failings and the flaws in their approach. So logically improvement is very difficult.

 

The keep insisting on the same age and wage restrictions which proved to be a failure and financially damaging. 

[bonesman]

I'd forgotten about this fella, worth a punt ?..

 

101 Great Goals ‏@101greatgoals  23m23 minutes ago

Mohamed Salah to leave Chelsea in January with Besiktas & Inter circling http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/transfers/mohamed-salah-to-leave-chelsea-in-january-with-besiktas-inter-circling-gazzetta-independent/ …

[Brigant Moloch]

yeah, would definitely sort out our problems in defense

[ratcatcher]

salah had his chance to come here. He decided to go to the bright lights. He can fuck off and shrivel up in a corner for all I care.

[Baltar]

Yeah, fuck Salah. Preferred to be a bench-warmer on big wages. Dickhead. (Nice work if you can get it, mind).

[El Dangerous]

I didn't think we even agreed a fee? Even so, I'm not holding it against players if they think they can cut it at a better team and earn more money playing for one of the best managers in the world. As long as they have value to us that is. He doesn't.

[Baltar]

The Torres rumour has to be BS. Please don't tell me Brendan would seriously consider signing another non-scoring striker? Torres was finished years ago. Anyway, if it's true that Atletico want him I'm sure he'd be back there in a shot.

[Trumo]

Why would we need to look at Salah when we already have Sterling, Coutinho, Markovic and Lallana who can all play in a wide attacking role, as well as Ibe who is currently out on loan? I half expect one of the red tops or shit footy websites to concoct another link with Konoplyanka.

[Barrington Womble]

Why would we need to look at Salah when we already have Sterling, Coutinho, Markovic and Lallana who can all play in a wide attacking role, as well as Ibe who is currently out on loan? I half expect one of the red tops or shit footy websites to concoct another link with Konoplyanka.

konoplyanka is on a bosman in the summer isn't he? i wouldn't be surprised to see him come to us under those circumstances. 

[Phoenix]

We offered a ridiculously low fee and tried to get him on the cheap.

I love how we now make out it was all about Chelsea offering high wages.

 

Anyway, we need a striker, not him.

 

Yeah, fuck Salah. Preferred to be a bench-warmer on big wages. Dickhead. (Nice work if you can get it, mind).

[ritchie]

I'd forgotten about this fella, worth a punt ?..

 

101 Great Goals ‏@101greatgoals  23m23 minutes ago

Mohamed Salah to leave Chelsea in January with Besiktas & Inter circling http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/transfers/mohamed-salah-to-leave-chelsea-in-january-with-besiktas-inter-circling-gazzetta-independent/ …

 

I didn't understand why a winger was the priority last January rather than a DM and/or defenders.

[mouse1989]

Because our back up options were Aspas, Moses and Alberto

 

Gerrard was brilliant in the DM role last season, and we've always had a shit defence.