January Transfer Window 2015

[Brownie]

Am I the only one who thinks that Cech isn't great with the ball at his feet?

 

The exact thing that Mignolet is being ridiculed for?

[Denny Crane]

David Moyes wants to take Emre Can on loan apparently.

[sir roger]

We'll probably pay them a loan fee & subsidise 96% of his wages

[El Dangerous]

And then nearly won the league without a DM.

So you're saying we should just go out and sign one of the best forwards in the world instead of a DM. You know what? I like it, it might just work! Besides, that 'nearly won stuff' trophy cabinet must be bursting at the seams by now.

[INTORRESTING]

Can should go nowhere. If he goes out on loan i want a head!

[sir roger]

Express saying we are looking to give Borini & £8m for 'powerful' Nigerian midfielder Ogenji Onazi.

 

I  like the word powerful.

[Jairzinho]

Google reveals he once played for "My People".

 

Sign him up.

[Brownie]

So you're saying we should just go out and sign one of the best forwards in the world instead of a DM. You know what? I like it, it might just work! Besides, that 'nearly won stuff' trophy cabinet must be bursting at the seams by now.

Yeah that's exactly what I said mate!

[Brownie]

Google reveals he once played for "My People".

 

Sign him up.

Typo.

 

He was the drummer in M People.

 

Avoid.

[Funkasy]

Ogenji Onazi sounds like a shaolin temple or a rain forest. 

[aRdja]

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/talentspotter-meet-ogenyi-onazi-nigerias-criminal-chasing-midfield-nuisance

 

I want him.

[aRdja]

[Dante]

Express saying we are looking to give Borini & £8m for 'powerful' Nigerian midfielder Ogenji Onazi.

 

I  like the word powerful.

 

Yes, this could either mean a muscle loaded cloghopper, or a sublime being that sweeps insignificant universes out of existence.

[Iceman]

Monitor lizards are powerful. 

[Anubis]

Seems a lot for a 30 year old.

[Chairman Meow]

Express saying we are looking to give Borini & £8m for 'powerful' Nigerian midfielder Ogenji Onazi.

 

I  like the word powerful.

 

He's only 5' 8" according to Wiki. It's on!

[Paco]

delph and vlaar for 15m in jan.

 

another fucking centre back? we need to start scoring goals not trying to stop conceding again

[Anubis]

Where have the Roncrete rumours come from?

[Chairman Meow]

Delph is another flavour of the month had a decent season recently player. Only 5'9" as well. 

 

I'm convinced our scouting technique is to watch match of the day and sign highlights players. 

 

All a player needs to do is string together one season of decent performances in the 1st Division for a mid table side and in we swoop like a retarded vulture. 

[Paco]

Delph is another flavour of the month had a decent season recently player. Only 5'9" as well.

 

I'm convinced our scouting technique is to watch match of the day and sign highlights players.

 

All a player needs to do is string together one season of decent performances in the 1st Division for a mid table side and in we swoop like a retarded vulture.

only we don't. we let someone else buy them for 5. Make them look better than they are and we buy for 20 and they turn out to be 5m players who only do well at mid table teams

[Paco]

Where have the Roncrete rumours come from?

bbc sport

[Gym Beglin]

David Sullivan says he signed Sakho because Fat Sam hadn't done anything by the last day of the window.

 

Big fat useless fraud. And an eye-opener in terms of how players are identified and acquired.

 

Fuck the committee off and just hire Karen Bradys brother.

[Barrington Womble]

Ogenji Onazi sounds like a shaolin temple or a rain forest.

Onazi sounds more like an Irish member of the 3rd reich.

[Gym Beglin]

Are you lot really watching onazi vids?

 

Christ, you don't get it do you, we aren't allowed to make straightforward improvements to our team.

 

First the transfer committee has to come to a decision using the AV method, only if the player is under 27 and costs less than £12m on 1 Dec of any year. The committee then has 28 clear working days to consider each target and submit reviews.

 

Each target is then rigorously checked on YouTube and wiki to make sure there any no injury concerns.

 

Another committee in Boston is then hastily consulted, and this consists of Rick Moranis, Pato Banton, Sigourney Weaver, and Teller from Penn and Teller.

 

They must then come to 75% consensus on the best target within 8 minutes.

 

Upon identification of the target, a sealed bid will be sent by first class mail to the lucky club.

[Winston Wolf]

Are we 'poised' to start 'plotting' yet?

I don't know why we get even slightly excited, we'll sign nobody and three will go out on loan.