little things that annoy the shit out of you

[rubble-rouser]

Missed the train because the dozy cow left her laptop at home and I had to call her to sort it out. Didn't bother running or it as there's another one in ten minutes and it's hot. Amble up to station, next train cancelled. Fuckers.

[Tom R]

"shabby chic", "upcycled" etc. fucking skip ratting we called it in my day. Put a fancy label on it and women will fall for anything. "a cheesy cock? no love, it's what the woman on the telly calls a 'retro brie torpedoe', they're all the rage. Now put it in your fucking mouth"

Quite brilliant

[Jairzinho]

Daddy fucking long legs.

 

Cunts are everywhere at the moment, it's humid as hell so you need the windows open and they just take advantage by the hundreds.

 

Was just going to sleep last night when one of the fuckers landed on my arm. Lights back on, 10 minute full scale war with the little cunt.

[stringvest]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/features/hipster-hate-is-everywhere--but-is-there-a-little-bit-of-them-in-all-of-us-9742129.html

[Bjornebye]

Was just going to sleep last night when one of the fuckers landed on my arm. Lights back on, 10 minute full scale war with the little cunt.

 

At least you stood your ground. Acid would have been out the window and off up the street. 

[stringvest]

DDLs are fab.  Leave them the fuck alone you heartless wimps.  It's lucky to have them land on you.  It's not like they're mozzies or other infection carrying irritant.  

[Bjornebye]

DDLs are fab.  Leave them the fuck alone you heartless wimps.  It's lucky to have them land on you.  It's not like they're mozzies or other infection carrying irritant.  

 

DLL's you mean? 

 

Thick twat 

[Dr Nowt]

Stringy gets visited by ones with a cock like Nightcat.

 

Daddy Dong Legs.

[stringvest]

DLL's you mean? 

 

Thick twat 

 

My dyslexia has hit a new owl again

[Harry Squatter]

People who say they will be round at your house "soon" or in about ten minutes then keep you waiting for fucking ages

[halewood pete]

Holding a door open for someone and not being acknowledged for it.ignorant bastards!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Holding a door open for someone and not being acknowledged for it.ignorant bastards!

Same with letting a car through. Fucking bastards.

[halewood pete]

Always travel in gangs of 25 and just barge into a peaceful area and take shitloads of photos regardless of what the people who were already there were doing. Always do some bizarre peace sign when having a photo taken.

Ha ha! This is what happened in the cavern recently,none of them bought a drink and they were in and out in less than five minutes, everyone in there thought it was hilarious.

[Harry Squatter]

Ha ha! This is what happened in the cavern recently,none of them bought a drink and they were in and out in less than five minutes, everyone in there thought it was hilarious.

Ha. They are a fucking nightmare. Was in Sydney once and was getting my photo taken in a park with the harbour bridge in the background. This coach rolls up and a big stampede of 25 of them run off the coach and just photo bombed me. No manners and no clue about what anyone else was doing. Went on the Manly beach ferry from Sydney and another load of them took over the ferry and all queued up by a map of Sydney in the bar area of the boat to have their photo taken whilst doing a peace sign with their fingers.

 

Went on a tour of the Acropolis in Athens and the whole place got taken over by Japanese. No one could get a look in.

 

I think none of them have my clue about what they are taking a picture of and take absolutely nothing in about the place itself.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Wet lettuce middle class lads from Formby, Crosby, Waterloo, Hoylake, West Kirby, Aughton, Birkdale and Maghull who try to act scally scouse and call each other lad every 5 minutes when they should just shut up, talk normal and be themselves.

You had me at "wet lettuce".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Ha. They are a fucking nightmare. Was in Sydney once and was getting my photo taken in a park with the harbour bridge in the background. This coach rolls up and a big stampede of 25 of them run off the coach and just photo bombed me. No manners and no clue about what anyone else was doing. Went on the Manly beach ferry from Sydney and another load of them took over the ferry and all queued up by a map of Sydney in the bar area of the boat to have their photo taken whilst doing a peace sign with their fingers.

 

Went on a tour of the Acropolis in Athens and the whole place got taken over by Japanese. No one could get a look in.

 

I think none of them have my clue about what they are taking a picture of and take absolutely nothing in about the place itself.

I love the way a lot of the Japanese/Chinese tourists I see in Liverpool pose for pictures next to rubbish.  They could be at a cathedral or the Liver Buildings or something and they point their cameras towards a dogshit bin or a Nando's instead.

 

Takes all sorts, I suppose.

[nando1000]

I live in Taiwan now, whenever Chinese come over they are the same as mentioned above. No manners just stampede everywhere, go to an amazing place, take a photo and fuck off

[Carvalho Diablo]

People who say they will be round at your house "soon" or in about ten minutes then keep you waiting for fucking ages

 

aka taxi drivers.

[Rico1304]

People who can't use a Sky remote control. Remember the fucking numbers!!! It's not hard, 101 is BBC mum and if I have to watch you go to planner and then scroll through the menu I'm going to have to put you in a home .

[lifetime fan]

People who can't use a Sky remote control. Remember the fucking numbers!!! It's not hard, 101 is BBC mum and if I have to watch you go to planner and then scroll through the menu I'm going to have to put you in a home .

 

That's far too expensive. Turn her gas off.

[RJ Fan club]

Turn her gas off.

You know in an Irvine Welsh novel that would be something quite different?

[Furmedge]

aka taxi drivers.

"He's just at the top of your road love" and you look out the window to see nothing. The don't like it when you reply, "I live the second house in of a cul-de-sac so stop bullshitting."

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

When people don't instantly get my philosophy jokes.

[Spy Bee]

People who slow down to go to 20mph when going through a speed camera in a 30mph area and people who go over speed bump as if they are anti-personnel mines!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

My lawnmower's broken and I reluctantly have to ring someone to fix it. Every instinct in me wants to tinker with it and try to bodge a solution, but I just know I'll bugger it up and have to face the repair man with a half arsed story about my brother-in-law wrecking it. We'll both know I'm lying, and it'll just be awkward.