little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Curly]

The new Capri Sun advert with the "guess the name" game.

 

Nothing about it doesn't annoy me.

[Dave D]

Restaurants that close off lots of tables while its quiet/early and cram people into one area.

[Trumo]

Having to go home from work because you feel like crap. Only once before have I had to do that, as normally I'll brave it out or call in sick. It doesn't help when you're stuck in traffic on the way back because a lorry is unloading its cargo.

[Elite]

because a lorry is unloading its cargo.

Is that a euphemism for you having the shits?

[Bjornebye]

The new Capri Sun advert with the "guess the name" game.

 

Nothing about it doesn't annoy me.

 

Agreed. "Is it me?" No its not you because you wont come in a bottle you awkward prick 

[Hades]

When a black man, usually a sportsman, does something like have their photo taken, wear clothes, or maybe even act like a bit of a twat and someone says (or writes) "he looks like he thinks he some sort of rapper"; in a disparaging tone, as if they've never met a person of colour before and don't realise that hip hop has existed for 40 years.

 

It's annoying but I reserve the right to call any sportsman in a tailored suit a Tory wanker. 

[Karl_b]

The new Capri Sun advert with the "guess the name" game.

 

Nothing about it doesn't annoy me.

Double negatives, which seem to be coming more commonplace.

 

"Everything about it annoys me." Surely?

 

I'd like Paul's views on whether this is acceptable, I was always told it wasn't.

[Sputnik1]

People that stop at the entrance doors of a busy supermarket to chat with someone they know who is just leaving, causing congestion. Apparently totally unaware they are causing an issue. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Double negatives, which seem to be coming more commonplace.

 

"Everything about it annoys me." Surely?

 

I'd like Paul's views on whether this is acceptable, I was always told it wasn't.

 

It's isn't not acceptable

[Creator Supreme]

A fuckin familymoon? I assumed it was some chav couple who had kids before they got married and took the kids with them on honeymoon.

 

But familymoon? It's a fucking holiday you cunts.

Oi, I had kids before I got married you cheeky sod!

[VladimirIlyich]

Double negatives, which seem to be coming more commonplace.

 

"Everything about it annoys me." Surely?

 

I'd like Paul's views on whether this is acceptable, I was always told it wasn't.

We come not to play.

[Curly]

Agreed. "Is it me?" No its not you because you wont come in a bottle you awkward prick

All the over the top facial expressions in the cunts sat about too. And does the Capri Sun bottle talk with a Lee Nelson twang? Fuck, I'm boiling over thinking about it

[Curly]

Double negatives, which seem to be coming more commonplace.

 

"Everything about it annoys me." Surely?

 

I'd like Paul's views on whether this is acceptable, I was always told it wasn't.

I was feeling creative and frivolous. I regret nothing and would do it again given the chance.

[Trumo]

Is that a euphemism for you having the shits?

 

If I'd been stuck in that traffic for 5 minutes longer, it could well have been.

[Redder Lurtz]

These fucking things.

 

[Hades]

People that enjoy things unironically. I enjoy the gangster movies and TV shows but I would never actually want to be one because they're despicable people.

[Pureblood]

Double negatives, which seem to be coming more commonplace.

 

"Everything about it annoys me." Surely?

 

I'd like Paul's views on whether this is acceptable, I was always told it wasn't.

 

Dude, that is most non-non-heinous. 

[Total Longo]

supermarket. 

 

Fixed that.

[Carvalho Diablo]

It's isn't not acceptable

It isn't not unacceptable.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Dude, that is most non-non-heinous.

 

Whoa !

[Curly]

Whoa !

This has really gained some legs. I won't ever not do it again.

[Karl_b]

I don't not hate you guys.

[Dougie Do'ins]

These fucking things.

 

LEDs are much better and cheaper to run. Also create about 1% of the heat than a halogen does.

[Aventus]

There's a personal injury claim advert I keep hearing lately, it starts with,

 

"Hi I'm Michael Owen and I know what it's like to be injured"

[sir roger]

That shower of tossers in the Nivea Advert , and to top it off, the only sensible-looking one gets squashed by a dinosaur's foot.