little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

Fucking pig I manage who sits next to me is tucking into bacon and egg on toast whilst on the phone to someone. The noise is disgusting and he has got a headset on so the person on the other end must hear every last slurp. Dirty get. 

[Bjornebye]

Fucking pig I manage who sits next to me is tucking into bacon and egg on toast whilst on the phone to someone. The noise is disgusting and he has got a headset on so the person on the other end must hear every last slurp. Dirty get. 

[lifetime fan]

Spoken like a true stalker and murderer. Thanks for the tips.

 

 

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[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fucking pig I manage who sits next to me is tucking into bacon and egg on toast whilst on the phone to someone. The noise is disgusting and he has got a headset on so the person on the other end must hear every last slurp. Dirty get. 

 

Had an ex who used to fucking call me on the phone as she was STARTING to eat her dinner. Call me after you rancid creature.

[Bjornebye]

 

He may as well have done that down the phone the dirty fat cunt 

[Bjornebye]

 

He may as well have done that down the phone the dirty fat cunt 

[Elite]

Going to have to start calling you Stig two times.

[halewood pete]

Customers in pubs on series on telly who say 'pint please'

Pint of what???

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fuck me, the echo is shite these days.

The website is unreadable; the adverts and autoplay videos mean it takes half an hour before you can read the story; which means I swerve it whenever I can; which means all those advertisers are wasting their money.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People on telly who casually swig a fresh brew, because it's obviously a lukewarm prop - or worse, completely empty, so there;s no chance of them burning their mouths, like they would do with a proper brew.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I read the word 'familymoon' for the first time today. 

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/family-turned-away-plush-airport-13477823

[PestiRed]

I read the word 'familymoon' for the first time today. 

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/family-turned-away-plush-airport-13477823

They should be banned from the lounge for

 

1) calling their holiday a familymoon

2) having special familymoon tshirts made

3) attempting to take British children between the ages of 2 and 16 into the lounge

[General Dryness]

It gets worse, the word Familymoon originates from an Adam Sandler film.

 

Banned from the lounge? They should be gutted like fish.

[cloggypop]

Customers in pubs on series on telly who say 'pint please'

Pint of what???

I do this in real life so would do your head in.

[thegreatelephant]

increasing use of the term 'forever home'

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The salad bar in our work canteen not having peppers all week. I bring my own food in usually but supplement from here. I love salad and can't be doing with buying, chopping, mixing and worrying about wastage, so the salad bar here is reasonable (£2 for a generous box that does me 2 lunches). Can't have a salad bar without peppers though, IMO.

[lifetime fan]

I read the word 'familymoon' for the first time today.

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/family-turned-away-plush-airport-13477823

A fuckin familymoon? I assumed it was some chav couple who had kids before they got married and took the kids with them on honeymoon.

 

But familymoon? It's a fucking holiday you cunts.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The salad bar in our work canteen not having peppers all week. I bring my own food in usually but supplement from here. I love salad and can't be doing with buying, chopping, mixing and worrying about wastage, so the salad bar here is reasonable (£2 for a generous box that does me 2 lunches). Can't have a salad bar without peppers though, IMO.

 

 

Incredibly womanly this.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Incredibly womanly this.

Genderist

[Champ]

A fuckin familymoon? I assumed it was some chav couple who had kids before they got married and took the kids with them on honeymoon.

 

But familymoon? It's a fucking holiday you cunts.

 

Isnt that all a honeymoon is anyway?

 

It turns out a familymoon is a real thing and can be a way of the 2 familes getting to know one another. Can you imagine anything worse?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Incredibly womanly this.

Pimenton peppers stuffed with cream cheese, with olive oil. Whoa ya fucker, incredible.

 

I would gladly take up knitting.

[Curly]

Pimenton peppers stuffed with cream cheese, with olive oil. Whoa ya fucker, incredible.

I would gladly take up knitting.

Or bumming?

[lifetime fan]

Isnt that all a honeymoon is anyway?

 

It turns out a familymoon is a real thing and can be a way of the 2 familes getting to know one another. Can you imagine anything worse?

A 'familymoon' is not, never has been, and never will be a real fucking thing!

[Champ]

A 'familymoon' is not, never has been, and never will be a real fucking thing!

 

Google it!

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=familymoon&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox&ie=&oe=&safe=vss&gfe_rd=cr&ei=EaSUWa_2PNDv8Aers4KABw&gws_rd=ssl

[lifetime fan]

I don't give a fuck what google says.

 

It ain't a real thing!

 

 

 

 

Agree with your point about it being hell. I go on 'holiday' to escape cunts. Not chose to take them with me.

That includes my own family as well as hers.