Surreal (sexual) propositions

[stringvest]

*heads off to see* Or do you not advise it?

 

not unless you've had your tea.  Actually no.  

[Harry Squatter]

No, it's shit, don't bother

[stringvest]

No, it's shit, don't bother

 

now you've put your foot in it.

[Champ]

I knew there was going to be trouble when I saw PP had quoted it.

 

I found out I'd read it before. It doesnt getting any less weird a second time

[Ginny]

Got this message the other day.

Didn't know what to make of the strangling comment.

That's how it starts. I would be weary of the 'we get on' part of that text. Had that so many times when someone starts a text with a statement of detachment like 'fuck buddies' etc... Then says 'we get on'. I reckon you've got a few more sessions left on that ride until the dreaded 'are we seeing each other' shite comes up!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That's how it starts. I would be weary of the 'we get on' part of that text. Had that so many times when someone starts a text with a statement of detachment like 'fuck buddies' etc... Then says 'we get on'. I reckon you've got a few more sessions left on that ride until the dreaded 'are we seeing each other' shite comes up!

 

I was going to say the same. The few times I've seen it, it hasn't ended well. Could just be the fact I attract mentally ill women too though.

[bigbak]

I was going to say the same. The few times I've seen it, it hasn't ended well. Could just be the fact I attract mentally ill women too though.

 

They're all mentally ill.

[Bjornebye]

"play with yourself"

 

1st thing on a sunday morning waking up in bed next to my ex's friend lying next to me. she was already half way to making herself come. apparently if we both come we haven't cheated

 

still wank over that every now and then.

[Ginny]

They're all mentally ill.

That's very true!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

They're all mentally ill.

 

Yea, to varying degrees though. I'll update the WOAM thread when I get a chance, with the latest shambles.

[stringvest]

"play with yourself"

 

1st thing on a sunday morning waking up in bed next to my ex's friend lying next to me. she was already half way to making herself come. apparently if we both come we haven't cheated

 

still wank over that every now and then.

 

ah, the Rolf Harris defence!

[General Dryness]

"play with yourself"

 

1st thing on a sunday morning waking up in bed next to my ex's friend lying next to me. she was already half way to making herself come. apparently if we both come we haven't cheated

 

still wank over that every now and then.

I'm going to have a wank over that.

[JagSquared]

I'm going to have a wank over that.

I'm not sure I follow it but I'm still having a wank over that.