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   Times when you don't feel very bright at all. 1 2 3 4 9

   March 30, 2015 by JohnnyH

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   My new job requires me to wear a suit every day to work. This is very new to me having worked for the last 21 years in a very casual (dress wise) setting where only rare certain types of external meetings required me to wear a suit. Anyway, I went for a piss a short while ago and did that thing I seem to do every time I take a piss in a urinal or toilet, and that's spit into the toilet. As this was a urinal I decided to entertain myself by trying to drop a spit directly into the hole for the drain. This meant I had to lean forward, and to cheat a bit (in my own game??) I leaned downwards as well. As I was pissing straight across so I could trying a break the stream…

   

   Last reply by Total Longo, Wednesday at 08:48

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   Wokeism 1 2 3 4 58

   January 29, 2022 by Bjornebye

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   State of this muppet. Can't admit that he's a prejudiced cunt. 'Anti-Woke' but can't or won't give an example of what that means.

   

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   What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast? 1 2 3 4 665

   October 9, 2009 by ISeeRed

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   About 4 rashers of smoked bacon (fried or grilled) 2 fried eggs 2 sausages A scoop of baked beans A decent portion of mushrooms (fresh ones cooked in butter, not those briney things you often get) A few grilled tomatoes (not the tinned stuff) 2 slices of buttered toast Tea Orange juice That's it. No black pudding. Black pudding is congealed blood, and has no place on your plate. Also, no pipetting drops of fancy stuff onto the eggs, which I think I saw Heston Blumenthal doing when he tarted up the Little Chef Olympic breakky (not that I wouldn't mind trying his version of it, mind you).

   

   Last reply by Dave D, Wednesday at 07:19

   • vegetarians rule ok
   • yer ma on toast

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   Saint George's Day 1 2

   April 23, 2011 by joeyk

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   Have a peaceful relaxing day everyone. Followed by a nice cup of tea. St George's Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

   

   Last reply by razor, Wednesday at 06:35

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   Sammy the bull or Joe Valachi?

   Tuesday at 12:39 by Kevin D

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   Which of these fucks is worst? Valachi was the first made guy to squeal, admitting to the existence of this thing to the Senate. On the other hand Gravano, as Underboss, was the highest ranking member to flip.

   

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   Wrestling thread 1 2 3 4 91

   August 8, 2012 by Joe Le Taxi

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   Noticed there's a fair few wrestling fans on here so I thought I'd set up a thread to discuss best matches, favourite moments etc from WWE, TNA, WCW/ECW, ROH or Indie promotions. Also, if you're gonna discuss the live shows like Smackdown for instance, use spoilers please. Anyway to kickstart this thread, my favourite ever match is TLC 2. [YOUTUBE]jlfCLgUG90k[/YOUTUBE] Always been a huge fan of Jeff Hardy and this match had me gripped from start to finish. Jeff was at his best here and the spear by Edge is an iconic moment in wrestling. Also, Brock is fucking ace. That is all.

   

   Last reply by Lee909, Wednesday at 02:21

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   Joe Biden 1 2 3 4 38

   December 17, 2020 by Dougie Do'ins

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   Think we need out own dedicated thread for the president elect. I had a look and there doesn't seem to be a thread to bump about Joe like there was for Trump. Unsurprisingly there is one for his daughter Ashley dating back to 2009. Anyway, think this is going to be one of the most watched terms of office of any president. Not only is he going to be picking up the shitty baton of Covid, he's also going to have to deal with unifying the country and the aftershock of Trump. Added to that, time or age really isn't on his side for him to stand for a second term. So, I'll get the ball rolling with this. Deb Haaland: Historic Native American '…

   

   Last reply by TheHowieLama, Tuesday at 21:21

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   The Foodie thread 1 2 3 4 333

   April 27, 2013 by Champ

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   I would like a frying pan I can put in the oven. Any recommendations?

   

   Last reply by TheHowieLama, Tuesday at 21:16

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   Crime and Punishment 1 2 3 4 53

   March 6, 2020 by AngryOfTuebrook

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   A thread for crime-related news stories that aren't worth their own thread and don't fit comfortably into other threads. Starting with this - film yourself licking ice cream before you buy it? Thirty days in a Texas jail. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51762753 Land of the free, innit.

   

   Last reply by Fugitive, Tuesday at 20:26

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    Adverts you like 1 2 3 4 5

    September 22, 2014 by Lee909

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    We have the adverts you hate thread,well what about the ones you like

    

    Last reply by Jairzinho, Tuesday at 19:55

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    Stand up or Sit down wiper? 1 2

    Sunday at 14:24 by Bjornebye

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    I’m sure we had a poll on this a while back it I can’t find it. I used to be a stander upper until I discovered sitting down wiping is far more effective. However ….. not sure if this is a US thing or just Chicago but it’s playing havoc with me as a sit down wiper. I’ve had to stand up so I don’t get shitty hands. It’s not just the hotel it’s every bog i’ve seen here. @TheHowieLama is it the same in Florida? Do the three seashells not actually exist?

    

    Last reply by Section_31, Tuesday at 19:43

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    These Just Stop Oil protesters 1 2 3 4 7

    May 31, 2023 by Kevin D

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    Fair play to them.

    

    Last reply by Kevin D, Tuesday at 14:44

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    Board Games

    April 4 by Lee909

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    I'm sure there was a thread before but can't find it. Anyone play board games/tabletop games? Looking at getting zombicide and have seen a special edition monty python one due out next week.

    

    Last reply by Fowlers God, Tuesday at 12:59

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    Best crisps: The return 1 2 3 4 36

    June 15, 2006 by Section_31

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    This has been discussed before, however i recently purchased pickled onion space raiders for the first time since my bollocks dropped - top stuff. I'm preasantly torn between them and cheese squares. (indeed, it could be argued that I'm undergoing a renaisance as far as crisps are concerned) All of this new fangled foil-packed posh flavour tomfoolery with Charlotte Church in the adverts, bollocks to it. Why don't they make cheese hula-hoops anymore in the cheese coloured packet? Rather than the cheese and onion? Anyone remember when McCoys first came out and were just plain Cheddar? Ahhh those were the days etc etc....

    

    Last reply by Bruce Spanner, Tuesday at 10:36

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    Fallout 1 2

    April 15 by Section_31

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    Brilliant this. New series on Amazon. Fallout 3 is one of the best games ever made and I didn't know if they'd be able to do it justice but they really have. Walton Goggins is as class as ever.

    

    Last reply by manwiththestick, Tuesday at 08:38

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    CELEBRITY SEX PESTS 1 2 3 4 69

    April 30, 2021 by Captain Turdseye

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    Worthy of a thread of their own. There’s been that many of them and it seems like there’s a new one every week. The bloke from Doctor Who and Kidulthood/Adulthood is the latest one under fire. Let’s have an exhaustive list of all the wrong ‘uns and a place to talk about the latest celebrity perves. I’ll start with the most obvious one. John Leslie - Sex Pest

    

    Last reply by Paulie Dangerously, Tuesday at 06:13

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    GF Up The Arse Corner

    March 30 by Clem H Fandango

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    The man who wooed my ring.

    

    Last reply by Bjornebye, Monday at 22:01

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    MCU Discussion Thread (Contains Spoilers) 1 2 3 4 23

    April 28, 2019 by Paul

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    Right. New thread to discuss Endgame for those of us who’ve seen it. This is supposed to be a gloves off, full spoilers, no holds barred thread about the film. If you haven’t seen it and don’t want to know what happens, don't read on. Edit: the thread has been expanded to discussions of the whole MCU. Same rules on spoilers. Also, if you’re not a fan, sound - but rather than give vent to your burning need to tell us fans how shit the thing we’re fans of is, please consider not doing that as it’s the epitome being a forum bad bell. Nice one.

    

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    Loving Seinfeld 1 2 3 4 9

    January 25, 2007 by Remmie

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    Always wanted to get into it and I've watched up to season 5. Favourite storylines include Kramer getting a golf ball stuck in a whale's blow hole and when Kramer becomes a ball man

    

    Last reply by Kevin D, Sunday at 23:07

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    Maya Jama is in fine fettle 1 2 3 4 19

    July 12, 2020 by Guest

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    GB News 1 2 3 4 38

    January 28, 2021 by Sugar Ape

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    The imminent Andrew Neil chaired, right wing news channel has made its first big signing I see. Just what the country needs. Obviously the almost complete monopoly they’ve got with the newspapers wasn’t enough.

    

    Last reply by Gnasher, Sunday at 20:24

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    Liz fucking Truss then..... 1 2 3 4 130

    September 5, 2022 by Bjornebye

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    God help us

    

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    Running 1 2 3 4 66

    May 27, 2012 by Redder Lurtz

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    There are running threads, buggered if I can find them. Since quitting smoking and putting weight on AND having a dodgy knee since last year I've done no running at all. A couple of friends of mine are running the York 10 in August and I'm gutted I'll be missing it. One of them has asked me to go & run round Roundhay Park lake (Leeds) with her tomorrow after work. I must be fucking mental. This could have "heart attack" written all over it. Nice knowing most of you.

    

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    I am man: hear me roar!!! 1 2 3 4 51

    July 23, 2008 by Paul

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    Today, I finished building a play area for the kids at the back of our garden that included putting in a wall, moving three tons of soil and walking round in shorts, boots and gloves. Grrrr. What manly stuff did you do today?

    

    Last reply by Clem H Fandango, Sunday at 09:43

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    The BBC 1 2 3 4 103

    November 18, 2018 by Dougie Do'ins

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    Once again being allowed to blatantly flex its political bias while we're told to pay for our licences or else it's a trip to the court, a fine and a criminal record.

    

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