Date thread

[Nunavut Patrick]

Oh, and all these pictures of women fishing and golfing....fucking hell men do those things to get away from you.

 

I wouldn't put pics uo of me shopping, or getting my hair done or cuddling with a bottle of red wine on the setee with a dog.

 

I do, occasionally, let my Lab up on the couch watching NFL and guzzling beer.

[Alan Sex]

Great date tonight. Chatted to a girl on POF, found that while we live 40 minutes apart, we with 5 mins from each other, and she's never been on a first date before, having fallen into relationships with people she knew already, so I asked her out for dinner at a nice pub near our offices.

 

Great chat over lovely food, thought she was prettier than her pictures, which was a nice surprise.

 

Ended the date by walking to our cars and decidied the peck on the cheek I offered her should've been a snog, so went in. About 20 minutes later we were still snogging, only now we were pressed up against my car.

 

We both then drove off to a dark, secluded country lane where we continued where we'd left off and got up to all sorts.

 

A right spring in my step right now.

[Champ]

Haha! Not just me, then?

[Bob]

Am I getting a bit of a reputation?

[Dr Nowt]

Me? Here? In a dark, secluded country lane? Carrying a ball-pein hammer? With my reputation?

[Hooch]

Got 3 dates sorted now for the weekend, Friday night, Saturday day (coffee) and another one on Saturday night.

 

One of them is already talking about her job too much though as if it's important to her and shit. She's the coffee.

Feel like I may be taking on too much but it's a numbers game init.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Got 3 dates sorted now for the weekend, Friday night, Saturday day (coffee) and another one on Saturday night.

One of them is already talking about her job too much though as if it's important to her and shit. She's the coffee.

Feel like I may be taking on too much but it's a numbers game init.

Conquer and divide.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Got 3 dates sorted now for the weekend, Friday night, Saturday day (coffee) and another one on Saturday night.

 

One of them is already talking about her job too much though as if it's important to her and shit. She's the coffee.

Feel like I may be taking on too much but it's a numbers game init.

 

Anything less than contracting 3 different strains of bad-aids and you can consider the weekend a failure.

[Paulie Dangerously]

http://www.menshealth.com/health/super-gonorrhea

 

Ryan is 29 and single, an outdoorsy New Englander who earns a comfortable living as a consultant in the health care industry. A respected professional with multiple degrees, he played lacrosse in college and still loves the sport. He works out six days a week and, until his health suddenly deteriorated, hadn’t taken a sick day in three years.

 

But that run of exceptional health ended one morning in early 2012, when he woke up and noticed a stinging sensation when he peed. A few days later, Ryan was pissing fire.

[Scott_M]

So, my Dad went for lunch with this lass today and sounds like he had a good 'nooner'.

 

After 1 date he's changed his FB status to in a relationship & telling everybody how happy he is!

 

I'm glad it's gone well for him but I've called him and advised him not to act premature and not to scare anybody off.

 

I think it's fallen on deaf ears but I've tried. Hopefully it continues to go well for him and he finds some long term company.

[Champ]

Look after him, Paulie

[Captain Turdseye]

Paulie's just jealous. He's at home doing night feeds and his dad's gonna be going at it three times a night with his new piece.

[Scott_M]

Hardy, hardy ha.

 

I'm just looking out for him and don't want him to scare anybody off. Reading his FB comments this evening, it's all a bit much / strong.

 

I tried but he wouldn't listen. I could get my sister to speak to him but I'd rather not speak to that malignant cunt.

[Hooch]

Your das having his youth all over again, passion, heartbreak the lot.

Is there loads of crusty socks knocking round under his bed?

 

Good that you've got his back, Paulie.

[Stouffer]

The last date I had (in years) was brilliant; I wasn't really suprised though as I'm fricking awesome.

[VladimirIlyich]

The last date I had (in years) was brilliant; I wasn't really suprised though as I'm fricking awesome.

Im sure you are but those brasses will say anything as long as you pay them enough.

 

[Champ]

Got 3 dates sorted now for the weekend, Friday night, Saturday day (coffee) and another one on Saturday night.

 

One of them is already talking about her job too much though as if it's important to her and shit. She's the coffee.

Feel like I may be taking on too much but it's a numbers game init.

 

I may have startled the horses with my talk of double beds  but just the thought of 3 dates in a weekend makes me want to go for a lie down

[the chimp]

I may have startled the horses with my talk of double beds  but just the thought of 3 dates in a weekend makes me want to go for a lie down

 

You saucey mare.

 

I've just come in from having a few and that's all I've got. I'm a bit fucked to be honest.

[Mook]

I may have startled the horses with my talk of double beds but just the thought of 3 dates in a weekend makes me want to go for a lie down

Do your horses have king sized beds then?

[Champ]

I may have startled the horses with my talk of double beds  but just the thought of 3 dates in a weekend makes me want to go for a lie down

 

 

Do your horses have king sized beds then?

 

Old people. Talking about sex...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Meeting a swedish girl off Tinder on Sunday for coffee. Seems funny, intelligent, pretty and interesting.

 

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[Stu Monty]

Meeting a swedish girl off Tinder on Sunday for coffee. Seems funny, intelligent, pretty and interesting.

 

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Drop in the fact you know RiS.

 

He's kind of a big deal over there.

[Remmie]

Be sure time point out that the IS part stands for In Sweden, in case she doesn't understand. I think the R stands for repugnant or rabbit or Rufus or something

[Anubis]

So, my Dad went for lunch with this lass today and sounds like he had a good 'nooner'.

 

After 1 date he's changed his FB status to in a relationship & telling everybody how happy he is!

 

I'm glad it's gone well for him but I've called him and advised him not to act premature and not to scare anybody off.

 

I think it's fallen on deaf ears but I've tried. Hopefully it continues to go well for him and he finds some long term company.

It's ok. She won't be able to read Facebook from where he has her chained up in the cellar.

[General Dryness]

Be sure time point out that the IS part stands for In Sweden, in case she doesn't understand. I think the R stands for repugnant or rabbit or Rufus or something

Reprehensible.