Date thread

[Scott_M]

Is a blow job enough to fill the void of being lonely and unhappy?

 

I'm asking the wrong people, I guess.

For about 10 minutes. Which is better than nothing.

[Jairzinho]

Is a blow job enough to fill the void of being lonely and unhappy?

 

 

This might be one of the most poignant things ever written.

[Scott_M]

The bowling shoulde like a metaphor for your relationship for this broad:

 

Pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter.....but she still comes back for more.

[Hand Shandy]

This might be one of the most poignant things ever written.

Is it a trick question?

[Jairzinho]

There's a sitcom in this.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

At the very least, a shit porno.

[Jairzinho]

At the very least, a shit porno.

 

Far too much of a plot already for porn.

 

 

Really simply formula for the sitcom - Half an hour of existential crisis with the program ending the same way every week, Bob crying whilst being noshed off in a car park.

[Bob]

Far too much of a plot already for porn.

 

 

Really simply formula for the sitcom - Half an hour of existential crisis with the program ending the same way every week, Bob crying whilst being noshed off in a car park.

I'd watch that.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'd watch that.

The new confessions of the Bowling Alley attendant starring Bob Spunkmouse.

[ZonkoVille77]

Bob Spunkmouse, on 25 Nov 2015 - 5:54 PM, said:

 

My work in this thread is some kind of act of god. It's to show all of you in marriages that you need to stay married, that the green grass on the other side tastes like shit after a while, and while you might end up having some of the best sex of your life, and more regularly than when you were married, that it's actually not rewarding and will eventually eat away at your soul.

 

I think.

negged

[Fowlers God]

Far too much of a plot already for porn.

 

 

Really simply formula for the sitcom - Half an hour of existential crisis with the program ending the same way every week, Bob crying whilst being noshed off in a car park.

Jack Dee to play the lead role

[stringvest]

The new confessions of the Bowling Alley attendant starring Bob Spunkmouse.

 

fingers in three holes.  

[General Dryness]

"Up the Alley and Down the Hatch"

 

Theres your title.

[Nasty Lizard]

For example, Im currently chatting up a really hot chick with one arm. She contacted me.

 

Is she noticeably any slower typing back her messages?

[Scott_M]

Then other weird messages about hoping my other date that night (I didn't have one) farted when I was going down on her.

 

 

I've just read this post to my wife and she's cracked up at this line. She agree's she's a nutcase and if you go out on a date with her, you may wake up your penis being cut off.

 

I think we need photo's of this fruit cake.

[Hooch]

Boss thread this.

[Anubis]

Far too much of a plot already for porn.

 

 

Really simply formula for the sitcom - Half an hour of existential crisis with the program ending the same way every week, Bob crying whilst being noshed off in a car park.

 

Bob's nearly done.

 

[littletedwest]

I live through you Bob keep it up pal

[stringvest]

Far too much of a plot already for porn.

 

 

Really simply formula for the sitcom - Half an hour of existential crisis with the program ending the same way every week, Bob crying whilst being noshed off in a car park.

 

that's beautiful, man.

[Herp McDerp]

Is a blow job enough to fill the void of being lonely and unhappy?

 

I'm asking the wrong people, I guess.

 

Mate, if you're looking to shack up with someone because you're looking to fill a an emptiness inside it might be best to jib the whole dating game off & work on yourself for a bit. Hope I'm not coming off as a sanctimonious prick, just went through something similar last year, ended up quitting my job & heading back to uni now, it's amazing how much of a difference being satisfied/not loathing your life can make.

[Bob]

Mate, if you're looking to shack up with someone because you're looking to fill a an emptiness inside it might be best to jib the whole dating game off & work on yourself for a bit. Hope I'm not coming off as a sanctimonious prick, just went through something similar last year, ended up quitting my job & heading back to uni now, it's amazing how much of a difference being satisfied/not loathing your life can make.

Excellent advice. I just want someone to be around to make me a cup of tea during the add breaks to be honest.

[ZonkoVille77]

Bob Spunkmouse, on 18 Dec 2015 - 09:15 AM, said:

 

Excellent advice. I just want someone to be around to make me a cup of tea during the add breaks to be honest.

Have you looked at asianbrides.com ?

[Bjornebye]

I've just read this post to my wife and she's cracked up at this line. She agree's she's a nutcase and if you go out on a date with her, you may wake up your penis being cut off.

 

I think we need photo's of this fruit cake.

I want to see what Cath looks like as well.

[Scott_M]

I want to see what Cath looks like as well.

She has a friendly face.

 

Cath that is.

 

I imagine Bobs bird look like Cat Lady from The Simpsons.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I dipped back into the dating thing, and have to say this time of year there seems to be alot of women looking and replying.

 

I could never reach levels of Spunkmouse Bowling Nosh Nights but if I get a glimpse of a hard nipple in the cold winter air I would be happy I reckon.

 

Heading to the big city Monday, need to sort a few drivers licence things out, buy my broody adult middle child a prezzie, give my son shite for sleeping with a foster daughter we had live with us for a yeay and a half (fucking hell lad, what if you get her pregnant and he said I am the pull out king..if worse comes to worse I wil get Turdeyes missus to have a word....) .and then hopefully some Yuletide snogging or at the least some decent prospects.