Date thread

[Nunavut Patrick]

l think if you compromise your standards you are failing yourself and the other person.

 

you should never base the woman you are with solely on looks, or even the array of sex acts she may employ. obviously there has to be some sort of physical attraction, a nice rack is a bonus and the if the topic of oral sex comes up she doesn't make scrunchy lemon sucking face when presented with the thougth of your penis in her mouth....

 

I can say I that I have ever only really fallen for two women in my life.

 

one was for who she was, the other was purely physical.

 

I chose wrong, tried to force love, comprimised on a whole bunch of stuff and still ended up getting turfed in the end. I just know better now and in the end came out much better. No one gets married thinking well I will give this a go for twenty years and if it doesn't work no worries.

 

As for the Bitch, he will tell you himslef that it is the hope that kills you....

[Bob]

I have a date on Friday. The first I've had in 12 years. I'm dead excited but also shitting myself quite a bit.

 

I'll ensure I only come on here to tell you about it if it ends really badly.

[Chairman Meow]

I have a date on Friday. The first I've had in 12 years. I'm dead excited but also shitting myself quite a bit.

 

I'll ensure I only come on here to tell you about it if it ends really badly.

 

We like to hear about suck treats as well. 

[Elite]

I have a date on Friday. The first I've had in 12 years. I'm dead excited but also shitting myself quite a bit.

 

I'll ensure I only come on here to tell you about it if it ends really badly.

Keep good eye contact, initiate physical contact as soon as possible and mimick her body language.

 

Then power finger her.

[VladimirIlyich]

We like to hear about suck treats as well.

They are not treats,they are a right.

Hope you can keep your lips moist between BJs Bob.

[cloggypop]

Make sure you drink heavily to get over any nerves and keep yourself at your funniest and sexiest Bob!

[bigbak]

Wear proper shoes and aftershave.  They appear to love that shit.

[Section_31]

Wear proper shoes and aftershave. They appear to love that shit.

Depends which country you're in, English girls work arse backwards. Stubble and a beret are the way to go.

[Rico1304]

I heard something on the radio the other day that made perfect sense...if you want a happy relationship you need to find a happy person. Don t take on a project.

[Jairzinho]

It's incredible how closely that resembles my situation mate, got nowhere with birds, did the so called right things and started to lose hope. Where things differ for me slightly is I realised a few years ago that foreign birds were just so much better in every respect. Better looking, not so entitled, fun, don't play games, sweet, kind, considerate, more interesting and generous. Nonetheless, I had had a few heartbreaks pursuing foreign girls when I met my missus and so didn't try too hard. Women can smell desperation and they don't like the way it whiffs, but a little flirting and casual interest works wonders. We were chatting all the time on FB and I thought fuck it and took a punt and went back to Ukraine to see her. Less than 2 years later we are married and I couldn't have met a more perfect woman if I designed her myself; she's fit and sound.

 

Remmie knows.

 

I have no idea what to say to English women.

 

I pulled a girl in Italy once after a heated discussion about politics.

[Rico1304]

Remmie knows.

 

I have no idea what to say to English women.

 

I pulled a girl in Italy once after a heated discussion about politics.

People will do ANYTHING to stay out of a gulag.

[Jairzinho]

People will do ANYTHING to stay out of a gulag.

 

Au contraire mon ami, twas I entering the gulag.

[Liverpool lad]

I heard something on the radio the other day that made perfect sense...if you want a happy relationship you need to find a happy person. Don t take on a project.

Good advice. And quickly establish if the family, especially the ma are cranks. Can knock it on the head early

[Champ]

I have a date on Friday. The first I've had in 12 years. I'm dead excited but also shitting myself quite a bit.

I'll ensure I only come on here to tell you about it if it ends really badly.

I bet you never thought you'd be writing that 6 months ago. Good luck, mister. Just try not to shit yourself on the date. Wont go down well with most women

[Rico1304]

I bet you never thought you'd be writing that 6 months ago. Good luck, mister. Just try not to shit yourself on the date. Wont go down well with most women

Unless she has a mate with a cup, then it's game on.

[Bjornebye]

I remember bumping into a girl i'd fancied for ages one Saturday night in Portsmouth and ended up getting off with her outside the pub. We arranged a date for the next day and in my drunken stupor I suggested Marwell Zoo. The next morning she called me and after getting a bit of phone sex out of her agreed that we defo should go out. Anyway she picked me up in her car about an hour later, half an hour into the journey I made her pull over so I could be sick I then took a call off my ex missus who was in my house getting her stuff and just left the girl while I walked off arguing on the phone for 20 minutes. I never saw her again.

[Hooch]

[stringvest]

I remember bumping into a girl i'd fancied for ages one Saturday night in Portsmouth and ended up getting off with her outside the pub. We arranged a date for the next day and in my drunken stupor I suggested Marwell Zoo. The next morning she called me and after getting a bit of phone sex out of her agreed that we defo should go out. Anyway she picked me up in her car about an hour later, half an hour into the journey I made her pull over so I could be sick I then took a call off my ex missus who was in my house getting her stuff and just left the girl while I walked off arguing on the phone for 20 minutes. I never saw her again.

 

I'm not surprised, looking to take her to an owl sanctuary with other animals in it.  

[Bjornebye]

I just wanted to fuck her.

 

Never happened and she wont even make eye contact if I see her out. I ruined her sunday.

[Bob]

I'm really grateful for all the advice, a beret and stubble? I'm off shopping.

 

In a slightly strange development, I'm picking her up and driving to our date, which is positive because it means I can't let the fear win and already be pissed when I meet her, but means I'll be forced into car chat, which I hate with anyone, let alone strangers.

 

I also don't have an old enough car to do that Bronx tale trick with the door locks, which if like to.

[Section_31]

I'm really grateful for all the advice, a beret and stubble? I'm off shopping.

 

In a slightly strange development, I'm picking her up and driving to our date, which is positive because it means I can't let the fear win and already be pissed when I meet her, but means I'll be forced into car chat, which I hate with anyone, let alone strangers.

 

I also don't have an old enough car to do that Bronx tale trick with the door locks, which if like to.

My mate got into a serious road collision on the way to pick up a date and still arrived to pick her up with the front of his car completely pancaked. Outstanding scenes. It ended soon after though.

[Bob]

Been texting her back and forth the last couple if days and she seems normal and nice, if a little bit on the straight side, but she's just told me she's not been abroad other than two school trips when she was 16, and she's 33 now. Doesn't even have a passport.

 

I'm no Marco Polo, but that's a bit odd isn't it?

[cloggypop]

It will make you more exotic and mysterious Bob. You can tell her tales of spaghetti and pate.

[stringvest]

Been texting her back and forth the last couple if days and she seems normal and nice, if a little bit on the straight side, but she's just told me she's not been abroad other than two school trips when she was 16, and she's 33 now. Doesn't even have a passport.

 

I'm no Marco Polo, but that's a bit odd isn't it?

Tell her to get one Asap Bob. You're taking her to the Isle of dogs.

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Been texting her back and forth the last couple if days and she seems normal and nice, if a little bit on the straight side, but she's just told me she's not been abroad other than two school trips when she was 16, and she's 33 now. Doesn't even have a passport.

 

I'm no Marco Polo, but that's a bit odd isn't it?

 

 

It will make you more exotic and mysterious Bob. You can tell her tales of spaghetti and pate.

 

What cp said. Take her pretty much anywhere outside the UK and you'll be an international man of mystery. Then bum her.