Date thread

[RedKnight]

Rum business, this.

[VladimirIlyich]

You'd be surprised what being yourself can do.

 

Sometimes they like you and want to 'get it'.

 

And then you swill a crate and a half of Heineken and blow everything up.

Personal experience speaking Pat?

[VladimirIlyich]

Tell her you are a billionaire. If she swallows that she will swallow anything.

[Bob]

This is super

[Bob]

Loveless marriage

[Dr Nowt]

Good luck to you Bob. Sounds like you've done the hard yards and it's come back round again.

[Champ]

This is super

 

Go Bob!

[bigbak]

I don't work on an IT help desk. I'm currently doing financials for redress schemes.  Anyway.

 

The meal was pleasant.  She slobbered over her mussels.  She lacks empathy, which I find a bit of a turn off.  I struggled with her accent.  Tried getting her tipsy by encouraging more wine, but she declined.  No pissed shag for me then.

I impressed her by saying poulet when my BBQ Chicken turned up (thought I should forgo the burger and show a little bit of class).  She told me she liked my accent while trying French.  Apparently if I went to France I'd be beating them off with a stick because they love the accent.

 

We were meant to go for a drink after the meal.  I suggested walking in the direction of where she lives so she didn't have so far to walk home. She held my arm.  Liked my height as she could wear high heals and I was still taller.

 

No drink though.  I walked her to the end of her street.  Went in for the double cheek kiss that she'd told me I should do.  She snogged my face off.  I was a bit shocked.

 

She's going to eat me alive.  Well out of my depth here.

[Chairman Meow]

Go bigbak, first date post I've seen on here which hasn't been an abject disaster.

 

You're doing fine by the sound of things, enjoy it, she likes you obviously, just be yourself and I'm sure you'll be fine. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I don't work on an IT help desk. I'm currently doing financials for redress schemes. Anyway.

 

The meal was pleasant. She slobbered over her mussels. She lacks empathy, which I find a bit of a turn off. I struggled with her accent. Tried getting her tipsy by encouraging more wine, but she declined. No pissed shag for me then.

I impressed her by saying poulet when my BBQ Chicken turned up (thought I should forgo the burger and show a little bit of class). She told me she liked my accent while trying French. Apparently if I went to France I'd be beating them off with a stick because they love the accent.

 

We were meant to go for a drink after the meal. I suggested walking in the direction of where she lives so she didn't have so far to walk home. She held my arm. Liked my height as she could wear high heals and I was still taller.

 

No drink though. I walked her to the end of her street. Went in for the double cheek kiss that she'd told me I should do. She snogged my face off. I was a bit shocked.

 

She's going to eat me alive. Well out of my depth here.

Smash er lad.

 

She is basting like an oven sizzled Christmas turkey. Get your pipette ready.

[Oh Buoy]

But did you give her back her laptop? 

[mattyq]

I don't work on an IT help desk. I'm currently doing financials for redress schemes.  Anyway.

 

The meal was pleasant.  She slobbered over her mussels.  She lacks empathy, which I find a bit of a turn off.  I struggled with her accent.  Tried getting her tipsy by encouraging more wine, but she declined.  No pissed shag for me then.

I impressed her by saying poulet when my BBQ Chicken turned up (thought I should forgo the burger and show a little bit of class).  She told me she liked my accent while trying French.  Apparently if I went to France I'd be beating them off with a stick because they love the accent.

 

We were meant to go for a drink after the meal.  I suggested walking in the direction of where she lives so she didn't have so far to walk home. She held my arm.  Liked my height as she could wear high heals and I was still taller.

 

No drink though.  I walked her to the end of her street.  Went in for the double cheek kiss that she'd told me I should do.  She snogged my face off.  I was a bit shocked.

 

She's going to eat me alive.  Well out of my depth here.

 

Nice one, good luck, mate!

[Curly]

I'm really grateful for all the advice, a beret and stubble? I'm off shopping.

In a slightly strange development, I'm picking her up and driving to our date, which is positive because it means I can't let the fear win and already be pissed when I meet her, but means I'll be forced into car chat, which I hate with anyone, let alone strangers.

I also don't have an old enough car to do that Bronx tale trick with the door locks, which if like to.

"I also don't have an old enough car to do that Bronx tale trick with the door locks"

 

Boss reference. Repped.

[Bob]

A first date should always involve getting fucking bladdered together. If she sticks around after that then she is a keeper.

We did this. It turns out we have the same 'favourite bar' which was ace.

 

Spent a fucking fortune on booze and have had to write off most of today, but worth it.

[Champ]

We did this. It turns out we have the same 'favourite bar' which was ace.

Spent a fucking fortune on booze and have had to write off most of today, but worth it.

It can feel quite nice when you stop banging your head against a brick wall

[VladimirIlyich]

 

 

It can feel quite nice when you stop banging

Dont stop banging.

 

 

[Champ]

Dont stop banging.

I'll vote for that

[Bob]

Onto my next date tonight. A coffee at Starbucks in an out if town retail estate.

 

Then when that's finished, round to Friday night girl's flat to catch up where we left off.

[Champ]

Onto my next date tonight. A coffee at Starbucks in an out if town retail estate.

Then when that's finished, round to Friday night girl's flat to catch up where we left off.

Bob!

[Bob]

Bob!

I'd put a picture of my smile up on here, but it's annoying when pictures fuck up the browser cause they're too wide.

[Fowlers God]

Champ you have been extremely naughty in some of your recent posts

[General Dryness]

Champ you have been extremely naughty in some of your recent posts

 

Its always the quiet ones you've got to watch.

[VladimirIlyich]

Its always the quiet ones you've got to watch.

Are there videos now?

[General Dryness]

Are there videos now?

 

She's keeping them to herself if there are. Despite all my begging.

[Champ]

Champ you have been extremely naughty in some of your recent posts

I have?