Date thread

[bigbak]

I've got a second date with a Parisien Academic tonight.  She's researching modern creative writing and likes indie music.

 

Not a clue how a philistine like me has managed another date.  I'm sure she'll come to her senses tonight and be posting on a PSG date thread tomorrow.

 

So out of my depth.

[Dr Nowt]

Just turn up on a rickety old bike, wearing a beret, playing the accordion and smoking a gitane.

 

Wear waders as well though, because her minge will be kicking out a deluge when she sees you.

[cloggypop]

Just think of her hairy armpits to avoid putting her on a pedestal and feeling overawed.

 

It's what I do with fancy continental women.

[stringvest]

I've got a second date with a Parisien Academic tonight.  She's researching modern creative writing and likes indie music.

 

Not a clue how a philistine like me has managed another date.  I'm sure she'll come to her senses tonight and be posting on a PSG date thread tomorrow.

 

So out of my depth.

 

No you're not for heaven's sake.  Bit of the old bon soirs, creme de menthe, and she'll be all over you like a cheap suit.  Ensure your philistinism comes over as aloofness, and bob's your uncle.  

 

Seriously, be yourself, and be interested.  

[Major Tom]

Wear waders as well though, because her minge will be kicking out a deluge when she sees you.

 

[bigbak]

I think I'll get in early with the excuse that I'm not sure I fancy her.  Just in case she's not interested.

 

Out for a meal tonight at one of her favourite restaurants in Norwich.  A sample of the conversation:

 

Her: I loved the mussels there. I really love trying different foods.

Me: They do a great burger with a massive onion ring on top.  Served on a piece of wood.

Her: "Perplexed look".

[Dr Nowt]

I think I'll get in early with the excuse that I'm not sure I fancy her.  Just in case she's not interested.

 

Out for a meal tonight at one of her favourite restaurants in Norwich.  A sample of the conversation:

 

Her: I loved the mussels there. I really love trying different foods.

Me: They do a great burger with a massive onion ring on top.  Served on a piece of wood.

Her: "Perplexed look".

 

If she left Paris for Norwich you're definitely in with a chance mate.

[Champ]

I've got a second date with a Parisien Academic tonight.  She's researching modern creative writing and likes indie music.

 

Not a clue how a philistine like me has managed another date.  I'm sure she'll come to her senses tonight and be posting on a PSG date thread tomorrow.

 

So out of my depth.

  

No you're not for heaven's sake.  Bit of the old bon soirs, creme de menthe, and she'll be all over you like a cheap suit.  Ensure your philistinism comes over as aloofness, and bob's your uncle.  

 

Seriously, be yourself, and be interested.

 

Well, unless you are just playing to your attentive audience on here, get a grip of yourself and see what happens. I know nothing of dating but what I do know is that there is no greater turn off than a bloke with esteem issues (well, there probably is but you get my drift)

[Bjornebye]

I just wanna bang a fucking terrapin

[Oh Buoy]

I think I'll get in early with the excuse that I'm not sure I fancy her.  Just in case she's not interested.

 

Out for a meal tonight at one of her favourite restaurants in Norwich.  A sample of the conversation:

 

Her: I loved the mussels there. I really love trying different foods.

Me: They do a great burger with a massive onion ring on top.  Served on a piece of wood.

Her: "Perplexed look".

 

 

Just go straight in with that mate. 

 

"Errr.... I'm not sure if you know but TLW has this thing about young fit birds."

[Remmie]

Well, unless you are just playing to your attentive audience on here, get a grip of yourself and see what happens. I know nothing of dating but what I do know is that there is no greater turn off than a bloke with esteem issues (well, there probably is but you get my drift)

Get confident, stupid.

[stringvest]

I just wanna bang a fucking terrapin

 

that would be a turtle disaster for you, your family, the terrapin and the terrapin's kith and kin..

[bigbak]

  

Well, unless you are just playing to your attentive audience on here, get a grip of yourself and see what happens. I know nothing of dating but what I do know is that there is no greater turn off than a bloke with esteem issues (well, there probably is but you get my drift)

 

I'm confident enough now.  I'm just having a joke about it.

I'm not sure we have an awful lot in common.  She's intelligent.  I work in IT.  I've had dates with braniacs before.  I don't think like normal people.

 

A second date is unfamiliar territory for me.  They're normally too crazy to want to see again.

 

I'd like some french dressing on my cock.

[Mook]

That 'I don't think like normal people' line will have her frothing at the gash.

[Oh Buoy]

You're one of those bellends in IT aren't you. 

 

I fucking hate ringing you cunts. 

 

Wait, how did you get a second date? 

 

She well just wants her laptop back. 

 

Have you fixed it yet? 

 

[Mook]

He tried turning her off then back on.

[Oh Buoy]

Pressing her nip like an F8 mentalist. 

[stringvest]

slash, slash, slash, escape.

[Major Tom]

I'm confident enough now.  I'm just having a joke about it.

I'm not sure we have an awful lot in common.  She's intelligent.  I work in IT.  I've had dates with braniacs before.  I don't think like normal people.

 

A second date is unfamiliar territory for me.  They're normally too crazy to want to see again.

 

I'd like some french dressing on my cock.

 

haha

 

I don't come across that word too often any more.

 

Good luck on your date. Hope it's eventful in one way or another.

[Oh Buoy]

[Nunavut Patrick]

You'd be surprised what being yourself can do.

 

Sometimes they like you and want to 'get it'.

 

And then you swill a crate and a half of Heineken and blow everything up.

[Anubis]

I've got a second date with a Parisien Academic tonight.  She's researching modern creative writing and likes indie music.

 

Not a clue how a philistine like me has managed another date.  I'm sure she'll come to her senses tonight and be posting on a PSG date thread tomorrow.

 

So out of my depth.

 

If she's left Paris for Norwich the Gendermerie must have been closing in. Check under the bed for ice picks.

[Anubis]

You're one of those bellends in IT aren't you. 

 

I fucking hate ringing you cunts. 

 

Wait, how did you get a second date? 

 

She well just wants her laptop back. 

 

Have you fixed it yet? 

 

 

 

Jules has let himself go....

[RedKnight]

Just gonna go right ahead and neg you there. Unacceptable behaviour.

[Anubis]

Just gonna go right ahead and neg you there. Unacceptable behaviour.

 

Sorry, couldn't resist. I shall take it like a man.