*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry Squatter]

[Harry Squatter]

Elton Welsby on those Everton spaces

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Yerry Lad should be in the team, lad. He’s promised pashun, lad. 

Worrabout Coady? He scored against Derredshite, but the Powers That Be cheated us out of it, cos they're scared. And jealous.

[Anubis]

The star of today’s Everton Twitter.

 

 

Gets a bit of stick to which she responds that she took the baby to City at 3 months old, before reverting to the norm.

 

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Foreigners AND Norwegians….

[Elite]

Scouse my arse. They're Amish.

 

They look like extras from Kingpin.

[manwiththestick]

Taking a baby to the match though, fucking hell.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

She was going to launch it at Vardy's head and she knows it.

[Anubis]

In fairness, you can’t go punching opposition players unless you’re carrying a child. Them’s the rules.

[TheHowieLama]

Is the youngest girl there wearing war paint?

[Reckoner]

Imagine getting that angry at the prospect of people watching the game in their house.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

She up the duff in that photo? Soon to be 5 kids? They need a telly.

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

She up the duff in that photo? Soon to be 5 kids? They need a telly.

Think that might have been the baby in question.

[Anubis]

Worth reading Jeff’s sad attempts to justify his stance and the withering replies underneath this tweet.

 

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Think that might have been the baby in question.

She must have piss flaps like John Wayne’s saddle bags!

[Trojan1892]

Must be like a fucking yawning hippo

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

2 minutes ago, Trojan1892 said:

Must be like a fucking yawning hippo

That’s how she smuggled the baby in (had a ticket for him, my arse)

[TheHowieLama]

24 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

That’s how she smuggled the baby in (had a ticket for him, in my arse)

 

[Mudface]

Uh oh. The Powers That Be are back on their case.

 

 https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/may/03/oligarch-funded-everton-football-club-while-barred-from-uk-alisher-usmanov

 

 

[Anubis]

The Guardian have a real hard-on for them. The loan company deal is shady as fuck but the government won’t look at it given how many of their MPs have assets stuffed away offshore.

[Anubis]

I’m sorry, world famous?

 

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I suspect the vast majority of money going into Everton was Usmanovs as opposed to Moshiris. He wasn't doing it to 'wash' the money that in the eyes if the law was already legitimate, it was a [Poor language removed] swinging exersize. Some people collect watches, some people collect supercars, some of his friends have megayachts..... Very few of them own a world famous sports team.

That's all Everton is/was.... Bragging rights. It's gone wrong (spectacularly) but it's NOT money laundering. Ffs.

 

[Mudface]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The Guardian have a real hard-on for them. The loan company deal is shady as fuck but the government won’t look at it given how many of their MPs have assets stuffed away offshore.

 

Yeah, the bit at the end isn't dodgy or shady at all-

 

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As well as being funded by a businessman who was barred from the UK, Everton has been struggling for more than three years to raise the finance to complete the building of its new stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock.

The club has also received about £150m in loans from an opaque lender called Rights & Media Funding Limited (RMFL), a Cheshire-based company its lawyers said last year competed “with some of the largest names in sports financing”, although it does not possess a single employee, a website or a phone number.

As the Guardian reported in November, RMFL also appears to have borrowed much of its money from a company based in the offshore secrecy jurisdiction of the Bahamas, which started lending to RMFL just six months after the offshore firm was established and does not reveal its source of funds.

Neither Everton nor Moshiri provided an on-the-record comment.

 

 

[Jose Jones]

15 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Yeah, the bit at the end isn't dodgy or shady at all-

 

 

Indeed, not hard to join the dots and see that is very likely to be Usmanov cash.

Another Everton first - first club to breach UK and European sanctions.

[Manny]

If Interpol are quick they can impound the new stadium for evidence girder by girder.

[Harry's Lad]

15 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Ketchup when your farmers are giving you grief.

Hot pepper sauce that mate!