*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry's Lad]

14 minutes ago, redheart said:

 

Why are you wiping your arse with wet wipes you pansy?

Because there's nothing worse than having an arse like the top of an old sauce bottle. 

[joeyk]

4 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Because there's nothing worse than having an arse like the top of an old sauce bottle. 

And then the thread became problematic to masturbate to....

[Poor Scouser T]

Can't see how they stay up. They need a win and a draw to hit 33pts. Big ask. That means all the others above need 1 win. Then its goal diff. They need a draw away at wolves and beat Bournemouth at home. MMMM

Brighton and City forget it.

[Red_or_Dead]

I can see them getting four points from their last four games - beat Bournemouth and a draw with Wolves.  It would just be their luck to spawn something from the game with City because they've got an eye on the other CL semi.

 

Even with Fat Sam at the helm can see the gravy boat of Leeds being sunk.

 

Leicester might only get three points.

 

Notts Forest, depends if they beat Soton, lose against them and I think Everton are safe, sadly.  Very happy to be proven wrong though!

 

[Poor Scouser T]

3 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

I can see them getting four points from their last four games - beat Bournemouth and a draw with Wolves.  It would just be their luck to spawn something from the game with City because they've got an eye on the other CL semi.

 

Even with Fat Sam at the helm can see the gravy boat of Leeds being sunk.

 

Leicester might only get three points.

 

Notts Forest, depends if they beat Soton, lose against them and I think Everton are safe, sadly.  Very happy to be proven wrong though!

 

Yeah. 1 win for Leicester should be enough. Their GD is the best. Forrest are way off.

I think its Everton gone and then between Leeds and Forrest. Think Forrest against S'hampton will decide it. Can't see Leeds getting a win.

[Manny]

I reckon it's tighter than a wasp's fanny at the bottom now. A Leicester win last night I think would have been awful for Everton as they'd have likely needed to win at Wolves and beat Bournemouth at home to stay up - as it is, 4 points from those two games might well be enough. Combining my love of spreadsheets and my hatred of Everton, I've had a look at all four teams' run-ins and think it'll pan out with Everton staying up ahead of Forest on goal difference but fuck knows, basically. Stranger things have happened than Leeds going to West Ham and winning, or beating a mad Spurs side at home. Stranger things have happened than Forest going to an awful Chelsea and getting a point.

 

[Manny]

8 minutes ago, Manny said:

I reckon it's tighter than a wasp's fanny at the bottom now. A Leicester win last night I think would have been awful for Everton as they'd have likely needed to win at Wolves and beat Bournemouth at home to stay up - as it is, 4 points from those two games might well be enough. Combining my love of spreadsheets and my hatred of Everton, I've had a look at all four teams' run-ins and think it'll pan out with Everton staying up ahead of Forest on goal difference but fuck knows, basically. Stranger things have happened than Leeds going to West Ham and winning, or beating a mad Spurs side at home. Stranger things have happened than Forest going to an awful Chelsea and getting a point.

 

Look at this silly cunt, Everton only have 29 points, not 30. So they get relegated with Leeds, let joy be unconfined!

 

[No2]

Imagine Everton in a CL group or a world cup group, 4 teams and they have to be better than 2 of them to progress. Its not happening, crucially they are behind these teams, the previous escapes have come about by just being less shit than the others, they are trailing this time so just being less shit won't do it this time, they have to be better than them and they're just not.

 

Leicester and Forest have the fans support, Leeds will probably get it again if they replace the manager. Goodison is ready to turn at Iwobi's first misplaced pass.

[Baltar]

Leicester are fucked, they needed to win that to have any hope of staying up the shit cunts. Alas I fear the dream is over for another season. We'll have to put up with that bitter shower of shite for another season at least!

[Poor Scouser T]

1 minute ago, Baltar said:

Leicester are fucked, they needed to win that to have any hope of staying up the shit cunts. Alas I fear the dream is over for another season. We'll have to put up with that bitter shower of shite for another season at least!

Leicester need 3 pts and are safe. Plus on paper the slightly easier run in. Plus they come to us. I feel an off day coming on. Remember it's not the winning it is the taking part.

[Baltar]

27 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Leicester need 3 pts and are safe. Plus on paper the slightly easier run in. Plus they come to us. I feel an off day coming on. Remember it's not the winning it is the taking part.

I honestly don't think they get 3 points in their remaining 4 games. They'll need at least 6 points to have any hope of staying up anyway.

[Red_or_Dead]

Could do with West Ham winning one more game, then putting their feet up for their last two league game so that they are nice and rested for their European games.

[Poor Scouser T]

2 minutes ago, Baltar said:

I honestly don't think they get 3 points in their remaining 4 games. They'll need at least 6 points to have any hope of staying up anyway.

3 pts puts them 4 ahead of Everton with a much better GD. Can't see Everton getting the 4 to match that never mind 6. Even if they match it Leicester are safe on GD. Who knows, someone might go mental and win 3 matches. I was convinced Bournemouth were dead a few games ago.

[magicrat]

Bitters playing Preston in the big local derby would be huge

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

Bitters playing Preston Marine in the big local derby would be huge

 

[manwiththestick]

I think we need separate threads here, one for the negative lot who are pissing all over everyone's chips saying they're safe.

 

Keep that negativity to yourselves, some of us are still believers.

[Harry Squatter]

They need a points deduction 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Manny said:

Look at this silly cunt, Everton only have 29 points, not 30. So they get relegated with Leeds, let joy be unconfined!

 

Leicester will get something from us at home. They usually do.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Because there's nothing worse than having an arse like the top of an old sauce bottle. 

Ketchup when your farmers are giving you grief.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, No2 said:

Imagine Everton in a CL group

 

[col06]

2 hours ago, magicrat said:

Bitters playing Preston in the big local derby would be huge

They will love it at Deepdale with away fans being in the Bill Shankly Kop

[Captain Turdseye]

The feeling on GOT is that Sean Dyche is set to relegate them, some even want him out now, and it’s mainly because he keeps persisting with Michael Keane. 
 

They have their escape goat. 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The feeling on GOT is that Sean Dyche is set to relegate them, some even want him out now, and it’s mainly because he keeps persisting with Michael Keane. 
 

They have their escape goat. 

 

I saw a tweet last night, one of them kicking off because "Fucking Stephen Mulhern is playing again"  hahaha

 

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, No2 said:

Imagine Everton in a CL group…

That’s one hell of an imagination you’ve got, squire!

[Captain Turdseye]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I saw a tweet last night, one of them kicking off because "Fucking Stephen Mulhern is playing again"  hahaha

 

 

Yerry Lad should be in the team, lad. He’s promised pashun, lad.