*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

45 minutes ago, angie said:

Awww no. I prefer to try and avoid them now.

Pity. I used to enjoy the updates.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

OK, they've only got 4 points from their first 6 games, but I'm sure they'll turn it around in the next 6.

 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Yeah, never understood that either. 

It’s probably supposed to wind them up but instead it just feeds them ammo. 
 

It’s also quite cuntish. 

[Barrington Womble]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

It’s probably supposed to wind them up but instead it just feeds them ammo. 
 

It’s also quite cuntish. 

It's just tit for tat nonsense. The use heysel to score points and so so we. It deffo pisses them off, but I think there's just way more things we can do to wind them up without going to this. 

[Total Longo]

8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Blue nose cunts pretending to be from Turin, the vile fucking ghouls. 223 followers and only one Italian.

 

Really? You want to identify cunts who mock the victims of the Herself "massacre".  Look in the fucking mirror.

Gone private now as well. Quelle Surprise!

[Section_31]

This is the most Everton thing ever, apparently runs an Everton website and podcast, like the Garth to Dave's Michael Knight. 

 

 

 

 

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

This is the most Everton thing ever, apparently runs an Everton website and podcast, like the Garth to Dave's Michael Knight. 

 

 

 

 

Is that Richarlison? 

[Section_31]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Is that Richarlison? 

Yeah, scoring for Spurs in the CL last night - the club he left Everton for. Embarrassing. 

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Yeah, scoring for Spurs in the CL last night - the club he left Everton for. Embarrassing. 

Fucking ridiculous. It'd be like us cheering Torres on for Chelsea.

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Fucking ridiculous. It'd be like us cheering Torres on for Chelsea.

They're fucking weird like that though. I remember when I worked in a pub and there was this raging blue that worked there, kopites this and kopites that, and he absolutely loved other club's players. Would talk about the likes of Roy Keane and Bergkamp endlessly.

 

"Tell you what about Owen, he's not a patch on Henry."

 

"Yeah but he doesn't play for you?"

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They're fucking weird like that though. I remember when I worked in a pub and there was this raging blue that worked there, kopites this and kopites that, and he absolutely loved other club's players. Would talk about the likes of Roy Keane and Bergkamp endlessly.

 

"Tell you what about Owen, he's not a patch on Henry."

 

"Yeah but he doesn't play for you?"

I guess that's all they have. Sad cunts.

[an tha]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They're fucking weird like that though. I remember when I worked in a pub and there was this raging blue that worked there, kopites this and kopites that, and he absolutely loved other club's players. Would talk about the likes of Roy Keane and Bergkamp endlessly.

 

"Tell you what about Owen, he's not a patch on Henry."

 

"Yeah but he doesn't play for you?"

Got a mate who is exactly like that - he has been wetting himself all season over Haaland, literally never stops - i don't bite but i do occasionally ask him 'and this matters to you why'?

 

 

[an tha]

Loads of them gobbing off about the picture we put up on our website of Queen handing Cup to Ron Yeats....

 

Their bezzie mates have used same kind of pic....

 

[Mudface]

I take it they've got no similar pictures, the trophy-shy tossers.

 

Edit: haha- just checked while my tea brewed. They've only won 3 FA Cups while the Queen was on the throne. In 1966, it was Margaret, 1984 was that blond one (Michael of Kent?) and 1995 was Charlie-boy. Guess they might have had a Charity Shield presented by her, but my tea's ready now.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

One of my Bloo mates has been sharing a Facebook memory.

(He posted a video last year - with the caption "at least one of us has got some sense" - of the little girl saying "Everton are rubbish, they always lose.")

 

[manwiththestick]

For some reason you can buy an open top bus made out of jarg Lego on the club store website.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

For some reason you can buy an open top bus made out of jarg Lego on the club store website.

 

 

Retro?

[corro]

On 09/09/2022 at 06:49, Mudface said:

I take it they've got no similar pictures, the trophy-shy tossers.

 

Edit: haha- just checked while my tea brewed. They've only won 3 FA Cups while the Queen was on the throne. In 1966, it was Margaret, 1984 was that blond one (Michael of Kent?) and 1995 was Charlie-boy. Guess they might have had a Charity Shield presented by her, but my tea's ready now.

It must’ve been Margaret who upset them then. She asked Labone ‘which one are you then’ Everton ma’am ‘ Everton? I’ve never heard of you. Where’s that exactly? It’s in Liverpool ma’am. Oh really. Ah right, got it. So that was your first team we had here last year.  Fuck it never gets old 

[Chocoholic]

Help me understand. It's been three days and we haven't been blamed yet. What's going on?

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Help me understand. It's been three days and we haven't been blamed yet. What's going on?

No but plenty of them have been accusing us of booing the national anthem shortly in a game that's not being played. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

For some reason you can buy an open top bus made out of jarg Lego on the club store website.

 

 

To be fair they need it for when Haaland breaks Salahs PL goals in a season tally. 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

For some reason you can buy an open top bus made out of jarg Lego on the club store website.

 

 

A tenner extra for a pack of tiny red flares, lego bottles and cans and the phone number of Sky News

[benwasmydog]

16 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Cunt.

That's the spirit!

[Bourbon]

Some more things that didn’t happen. 
 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1662885893.html

 

I’ve known plenty of their lot neither from the City nor go near the actual game, funny how they airbrush that contingent out. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

17 minutes ago, Bourbon said:

Some more things that didn’t happen. 
 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1662885893.html

 

I’ve known plenty of their lot neither from the City nor go near the actual game, funny how they airbrush that contingent out. 

They love it though, trying to outdo each other’s lies. Sad sad fuckers.