who the fuck is kieth harris?!

[danperkins]

Have to say watchin the interview the guy was talking absolute bollox and that manc sign placed just nicely in the back was very annoying.

[sgerrard]

im 60 years old

 

and i wish i had some cyrstal meth to smoke.

 

to cap it all off that horse boy van nistelrooy just missed an easy chance to equalise agaisnt chelsea...

 

see what happens when u turn off sky.....even more doom and gloom.

[sgerrard]

the bitch: she is a fatty, its time to e-mail "u2us@skysports.com" i think....

 

georgy thompson looks like a bloke, and now they have a russian wieght lifter as a presenter.....what the fuck is going on in the world.

 

dan perkins, im suprised your being so restrained.......when i saw that picture i went mental.

[Red Banjo]

^ I agree with these 2 above ^

 

And that is something i've not been able to say very often.

 

Without the rage of SGerrard tho. Angry but controlled. When the meff annoyed me too much i calmly picked up my sky remote and keyed in the numbers 9 6 and 5 and watched some fit bird juggling her tits for the camera. Calmed me down no end.

[llego]

I formally resign from this thread.

 

Dont mourn for me! Dont!

[Byrnie]

the bitch: she is a fatty, its time to e-mail "u2us@skysports.com" i think....

 

georgy thompson looks like a bloke, and now they have a russian wieght lifter as a presenter.....what the fuck is going on in the world.

 

dan perkins, im suprised your being so restrained.......when i saw that picture i went mental.

 

E-mail sent.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

[Byrnie]

No matter what you say about sgerrard, he is a straight shooter and calls it as he sees it.

I thought he was a WUM but clearly he isn't and I apologise for that assumption.

[Curly]

Georgie Thompson looks like a man? I must be gay then

[HornsOfJericho]

Just turn over then soft cunt. You don't have to watch it.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Fat armed fucking fuck face.

[Ynwa20]

I think he's the chairman of London-based investment bank, Seymour-Pierce. He was three-times hired to sell Newc by Ashley and mismanaged the process into having no bids on any occasion! Like Broughton, but seems Broughton has better pedigree and means more business.

[BexBissel]

as hated as i am on here, im glad we all agree on this...

 

i still havent calmed down much......the wank did no good.

 

but this guy is still on sky, now talking about the glaziers.......what the fuck is this shit doing on tv....one minute he is talking about liverpool...and then he is talking about united and how he doesnt speak to david gill....who gives a fuck.

 

i havent really said much about broughton or puslow, but they better not sell to this prick and his "group"....or there will be a riot.

 

why the fuck did we need to hear in an interview about a liverpool takeover, that he is a "life long united fan, and in his heart he wouldnt want to see liverpool do well"

 

and that fucking framed picture of the united shirt really pissed me off.....

 

fucking sky.

 

anyone else noticed that the new bird presenter they have has really fat arms and keeps fucking moving her head when she talks?....silly bitch.....she is fit....but fat

 

id stil fuck her though.

 

keith harris needs a fucking slap, a pink shirt aswell?.....fucking puffter.

 

he looks like that ex spurs player aswell...clive allen......cock knee bastard, he needs a slap too.

 

and the new bird presenter on sky has really big arms.....your on tv luv..lose some fucking weight you bitch.

 

id still fuck u, but im desperate for any news right now.

sgerrard are you a Viz character?

[Squabblefest]

There's a new book similar to The Atkins Diet but based on sugar and carbohydrates, so with sgerrard's backing, (great name by the way!), I'm going to send the Amazon link straight to Sky Sports.

 

It's called, "Eat Some More Fudge You Fat Armed Fuck."

[Royal Family]

Funny how Harris - when he was trying to broker a deal on behalf of the Kuwaitis (whom he later sued) back in 2009 - previously said that the club was overvalued (at £500m) and that PL owners needed to be realistic about the values of their clubs given the global economic situation?

 

Perhaps his latest unwanted comments are less strange when you consider that Hicks was reported to have retained Seymour Pierce last year to try and find investment into the club? No conflict of interest there then?

 

People of the ilk of Harris are one of the reasons that Premiership football is in such a horrible, bloated, unsustainable mess in this country. The man is no better than a parasite in my opinion.

[3637]

OMFG ! What is fucking goin on ? Sgerrard, You are a fucking moron ! I despair at the totally inane comments on this site sometimes.

What has anyones arms got to do with anything ? Id bet my porn mags you have a cock like a cocktail sausage ! Get a fucking life you simpleton !

[sgerrard]

yea georgie does look like a man, and has a really deep voice. she looked battered on that sports programme with jamie redknapp, and wore loads of polo necks to cover her adams apple.

 

ant and dec are fucked.....they might aswell have married spuggy, georgie has evolved backwards.....re-volved? (fuck no's what the word is)....but she started of as women, with a womenly name...by the end it will just be plain old george, who drinks newcaslte brown ale.

 

we have all seen it before guys, the fittest bird at school ended up fat and ugly.

 

im glad legoland left this thread, i ignored him so much on both my threads that he just gave up lol....i do reckon he will be back though, fucking rat.

 

the viz comment was out of order not even i swear that fuckin much, for fucks sake, how can you fucking say that......im fucked off.

 

some of the above comments about the fat pig on sky sports, who moves her fucking head with every word really made me laugh.

 

but back on topic and this harris guy needs a bullet in his head. ive smoked a whole fucking 10 box thinking about it today.....bastard, now i have to go petrol station.

 

im hoping kenny hasnt been huang out to dry over this, and he is just playing a game with gillet....who isnt the best a man can get.....

 

ive made some really shit jokes in this post.....

 

im sorry.

[sgerrard]

3637

 

get a proper user name, show some imagination you thick cunt.

 

her arms are huge

 

its just wrong

 

go fuck yourself aswell

 

edit: what real man uses "omfg" aswell....are you a school girl?....some people are just fucking dumb on here.

[3637]

hahahahahahha knobhead !

[Red Banjo]

some people are just fucking dumb on here.

 

That might just be the greatest post ever written

 

[23CARRAGOLD]

Seen that interview earlier on today. I think it was nothing more than a cynical wind up between that annoying fucker who was interviewing him and Harris himself.

 

Its got to a point now where SKY have to actively involve themselves in every story and make themselves the focus of attention so everyones going to them for info.

 

Probably one of the best things that could ever happen is gonna happen soon and thats Sky Sports News leaving FREEVIEW television. It will take this annoying shite out of peoples rooms and they wont notice the difference because its a channel of self promoting nonsense where stories are made up to try and keep it fresh and entertaining. Where fuck alls happening in the world these fucks are digging and making stories up, total trash fucking television.

[Silly season]

He's a twat ... Simples

 

The the united fan says to the chavski fan ( "I have liverpools best intrests at heart too") ah fcuk

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

ive smoked a whole fucking 10 box thinking about it today.....bastard, now i have to go petrol station.

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

This has made my blood boil

 

i just watched sky sports news and saw this fucking prick talk about he had a private consortium, which he would not name, who want to buy liverpool.

 

fair enough

 

but the mother fucker, purposely asked sky to take an interview with him, in his office, with a fucking huge picture framed man united shirt right in the background.....

 

how fucking obvious can you get.....

 

he even openly admitted he is a life long united fan and really deep down wouldnt want to see liverpool do well

 

what the fuck is going on here.

 

arghhhhh

 

i want to fucking punch somebody know.

 

i know sky do this shit on purpose but this bastard better stay away from out club, he also spouted som e fucking shit about us being under valued at 325 million.....so he wants his consortium to pay a higher price?

 

yea right

 

what a load of shit this is, who the fuck is going to say "we want to buy something, but we feel you are selling it too cheaply.....here is more money for it"

 

these pricks want huang to disapear by claiming they will offer more, is this anotehr stunt but george gillet?

 

i am fucking raging mad over this.

 

im going to go out and find a really small guy to start a fight with.

 

after ive punched his face in, im going to come back here and rip somebody....

 

If I could, I'd Rep ya.

 

But I can't.

[a stoner]

No way are you 60 with such a simple grasp of the english language. I thought this is what the FA are trying to stamp out. If they don't have the clubs financial and ethical grounds. So in theory if a potential buyer is a staunch ManUre supporter and "wouldn't want to see Liverpool do well" then he wouldn't be allowed to own the club on ethical grounds. Same as if a buyer wanted to get all the money needed to buy the club on credit then they wouldn't allow it on financial grounds.

So calm the fuck down and grow up.