Smarmy faces made to punch

[Furmedge]

Yeah thanks for bumping this and ruining my day by reminding how much i despise Nick Knowles.

I don't mind Knowles purely for the DIY SOS stuff he does. He puts his hand in his pocket and pays for the kids toys in their new rooms.

[Total Longo]

I don't mind Knowles purely for the DIY SOS stuff he does. He puts his hand in his pocket and pays for the kids toys in their new rooms.

He's thinking of shagging them though, the wrong 'un

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[lifetime fan]

[KMD7]

[Guest]

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[Tony Moanero]

Kate Moss.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Matt Dawson, I'd love to take a lump hammer to his face. 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Carol Vorderman.

[SammyAftershave]

Carol Vorderman.

 

Weapons grade cunt. I imagine while you were booting her in the cunt she's still be trying to sell coffin insurance whilst getting botox bazookered into her face. Cunt!

[easytoslip]

Matt Dawson, I'd love to take a lump hammer to his face.

 

And his opposite number in QOS fuckin Tuffers.

[easytoslip]

Jimmy Carr / Alan Carr both of these would provide endless joy if their heads could be fixed up on a speedball for punishment.

I would also like to punish that Essex chap , comedian??, with massive teeth,on a daily basis.

[easytoslip]

This cunt enters the special treatment dept , id have to get ideas from the bringer of darkness who was employed by the Spanish inquisition for him.

[VladimirIlyich]

Bloody Hell. David Ginola has aged very quickly.

[Stickman]

[Yerse]

 

This cunt.

 

 

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[the chimp]

A triumvirate of terrible twats who I would love to repeatedly bludgeon with a brick.

 

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[Total Longo]

I would also like to punish that Essex chap , comedian??, with massive teeth,on a daily basis.

 

Wracking my brains here.

 

Would you like to punish them with massive teeth ? Would this involve giving them massive teeth as a punishment or getting a set of massive teeth and punishing them with them?

 

Also, who is it?

[the chimp]

Also, who is it?

 

Got to be this cunt surely?

 

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[easytoslip]

Wracking my brains here.

 

Would you like to punish them with massive teeth ? Would this involve giving them massive teeth as a punishment or getting a set of massive teeth and punishing them with them?

 

Also, who is it?

Ha Ha , get your point there , had me in bulk imagining how to punish someone, with massive teeth.

Dont know his name but he appears on shit shows like the stupidly named 9 our 10 cats or something , hes got massive teeth too, and as soon as i see him punishment springs to mind.

[Total Longo]

Micky Flanagan?

 

EDIT. The Chimp has hit the nail on the head there. I'd actually forgotten about him.  

[easytoslip]

Yeah , that's him , micky Flanagan can stand in line too now you've mentioned him. Don't even know what the afore mentioned is , he just appeared on some shit and I immediately thought that he needs to be punished.

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I have an unhealthy dislike of that smug bastard Matt Allwrightwrong.  cunt. 

 

[Furmedge]

I have an unhealthy dislike of that smug bastard Matt Allwrightwrong. cunt.

 

Good, honest Red him.