The world of a woman.

[tokyojoe]

Her Indoors has decided it's time to rearrange the contents of the kitchen cupboards. Again.

 

 

That's me fucked if I want something to eat.

[Tj hooker]

14 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Her Indoors has decided it's time to rearrange the contents of the kitchen cupboards. Again.

 

 

That's me fucked if I want something to eat.

Good luck tj RIP YNWA etc etc 

[YorkshireRed]

Few days away in Anglesey this week with the wife and my mum. Thank fuck the dog is coming as well. 

[Pete]

2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Her Indoors has decided it's time to rearrange the contents of the kitchen cupboards. Again.

 

 

That's me fucked if I want something to eat.

Know that feeling all too well. My Mrs took it upon herself to rearrange our cupboards earlier this year.  I had it all nice and organised. Everything that is used regularly within reach.  After her reorganisation. Well I’m sure you can all imagine.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Few days away in Anglesey this week with the wife and my mum. Thank fuck the dog is coming as well. 

That sounds fun. 

 

By fun I mean entirely dreadful.

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Know that feeling all too well. My Mrs took it upon herself to rearrange our cupboards earlier this year.  I had it all nice and organised. Everything that is used regularly within reach.  After her reorganisation. Well I’m sure you can all imagine.

As I'm sure we all know,simply no point in arguing.

[Pete]

14 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

As I'm sure we all know,simply no point in arguing.

Indeed. Smile sweetly & leave them too it. Then get down on all fours to reach a tin of soup as she’s moved tinned goods to the bottom corner of the cupboard.

[Strontium]

She spent 15 minutes searching for a particular pair of trousers today.

 

She was wearing them.

[DalyanPete]

On 19/09/2021 at 16:06, tokyojoe said:

Her Indoors has decided it's time to rearrange the contents of the kitchen cupboards. Again.

 

 

That's me fucked if I want something to eat.

They just move stuff about with no reason.

[Harry Squatter]

Know a few birds on Instagram who think they are big fashion gurus.

 

Whenever they buy something off the Internet they post a photo wearing it and thank the company for sending it to them.

 

"Thank you Nike for sending me the £150 trainers I paid for".

 

"Thank you Zara for sending me the dress in the size I ordered and paid for. It fits"

 

Bizarre

[Section_31]

54 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Know a few birds on Instagram who think they are big fashion gurus.

 

Whenever they buy something off the Internet they post a photo wearing it and thank the company for sending it to them.

 

"Thank you Nike for sending me the £150 trainers I paid for".

 

"Thank you Zara for sending me the dress in the size I ordered and paid for. It fits"

 

Bizarre

 

You sure they're not free? Brands send 'influencers' free shit and the price is posting about it and saying how boss it is.

[Harry Squatter]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

You sure they're not free? Brands send 'influencers' free shit and the price is posting about it and saying how boss it is.

No, defo not "influencers". Just women with too much spare money and time who will then complain that they have nothing to wear for a night out. 

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

No, defo not "influencers". Just women with too much spare money and time who will then complain that they have nothing to wear for a night out. 

Gonna need pics to make sure.

 

[Butch]

[Curly]

On 21/09/2021 at 02:01, Strontium Dog™ said:

She spent 15 minutes searching for a particular pair of trousers today.

 

She was wearing them.

Not for long though, eh? Stronts? Innit? Stronts? Lads? No?

[Strontium]

16 minutes ago, belarus said:

Not for long though, eh? Stronts? Innit? Stronts? Lads? No?

 

[Strontium]

The TV was on mute just now and she saw a Spitting Image puppet. She thought it was a real person and she was hallucinating.

[sir roger]

20 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

The TV was on mute just now and she saw a Spitting Image puppet. She thought it was a real person and she was hallucinating.

To be fair to Mrs D , I am on mute myself watching the boxing , and if you are talking about the end of the football I was a bit thrown myself.

[Evelyn Tentions]

21 hours ago, Butch said:

Isn't that the woman who to and fro'd to park the same side at the opposite pump

[Butch]

8 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Isn't that the woman who to and fro'd to park the same side at the opposite pump

No that was a different one. 

[Remmie]

On 09/10/2021 at 09:12, Harry Squatter said:

No, defo not "influencers". Just women with too much spare money and time who will then complain that they have nothing to wear for a night out. 

I suspect they are trying to pretend to be influencers, either to get sent stuff free by Nike or whoever in the future and/or to look like big players on social media. 

[Section_31]

On 09/10/2021 at 22:11, sir roger said:

To be fair to Mrs D , I am on mute myself watching the boxing , and if you are talking about the end of the football I was a bit thrown myself.

 

When my uncle and his mates were younger they were all into acid and other various narcotics, one day they were all sat there and in coordinated fashion put the telly on mute and started mouthing things to each other to make one of them think he'd lost his hearing. Not into drugs myself but that's the kind of craic I'd be looking for.

[sir roger]

49 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

When my uncle and his mates were younger they were all into acid and other various narcotics, one day they were all sat there and in coordinated fashion put the telly on mute and started mouthing things to each other to make one of them think he'd lost his hearing. Not into drugs myself but that's the kind of craic I'd be looking for.

Ace , but I was on cocoa.

[Butch]

[Special K]

Just once I'd like my wife to understand the concept of money in our bank account being finite.

 

Wants something doing this week but we don't have the money for it yet

 

"Does that me I can't get it done then?"

 

Yes, yes it does