The world of a woman.

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Unknown to me Her Indoors had decided to rearrange things in the kitchen to ‘put things in a logical place’.

 

 

 

 

 

We all (men) know what that means. Can’t find a fucking thing.

 

 

She sounds like patio filling.

[Barrington Womble]

12 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Unknown to me Her Indoors had decided to rearrange things in the kitchen to ‘put things in a logical place’.

 

 

 

 

 

We all (men) know what that means. Can’t find a fucking thing.

 

 

In my house that normally involves ramming it into the closest cupboard out of site until you are unfortunate enough to open said cupboard and it all comes tumbling out. Usually on my head. 

[Rico1304]

My mother in law is coming up today to go and see the terracotta warriors with my wife. It’s been arranged for months.  The wife has just thought to try and book tickets.   

[Mook]

My boss just now, "That Paul down in London, he'd argue about anything to the ninth degree."

 

[Harry Squatter]

Girl in work left last week for promotion and everyone stood around her desk with tons of leaving cards when they presented her with money and a present. 

 

Some dozy smackhead looking woman who stood at her desk during the presentation turns round 10 minutes later and asks her when she is getting married.

[Mook]

We're getting a new boss in November, a female boss who my current one will be reporting into, found out yesterday she's younger than me. The fucking claws are out, nasty voicemail messages left on her phone, catty comments about whether she's married or not, non-stop complaining about having to book her a flight down to London, she's gone into full meltdown & I'm loving it. I was looking at other jobs but now I'm thinking I might stick around for a year & watch this beautiful shit unfold.

 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

I'm also looming forward to the fallout from this.

 

Mon the new boss.

[sir roger]

In my experience of new female managers coming into situations where they are being undermined by underlings

( particularly of the same sex ) and especially those who are themselves incompetent , the future tends not to be bright for the underling.

[General Dryness]

Women can be far worse cunts in an office setting than men could ever be.

 

If theres enough of them about you've just got to keep your head down and hope for the best.

[Bjornebye]

11 hours ago, Mook said:

We're getting a new boss in November, a female boss who my current one will be reporting into, found out yesterday she's younger than me. The fucking claws are out, nasty voicemail messages left on her phone, catty comments about whether she's married or not, non-stop complaining about having to book her a flight down to London, she's gone into full meltdown & I'm loving it. I was looking at other jobs but now I'm thinking I might stick around for a year & watch this beautiful shit unfold.

 

 

 

Pic of the new boss or GTFO 

[moof]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Pic of the new boss or GTFO 

Co-signed 

[Mook]

If she's nice looking as well then I give The Gorg about six months before either her head explodes or she's working the till at her local Tesco.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

If she's nice looking as well then I give The Gorg about six months before either her head explodes or she's working the till at her local Tesco.

6 months left to smash her back doors in then.

[DJLJ]

Got tickets a couple of months ago to this play for the kids for Christmas. I put them on one of the shelves in the cupboard and told her then where I put them. Over those couple of months she has continued to pule stuff on top of that shelf and this morning she got into a strop because she couldn’t find the tickets and had looked everywhere amd I’m at fault for walking straight over and lifting all her shit up to show the tickets on the same place as where I placed them 2 months ago. 

 

And now I have hidden them on purpose for her...

 

going to the pub 

[Elite]

It'll be like the female version of The Office, when Neil Godwin comes in. Initially your boss will be dismissive of the new younger, cooler boss but will be begging to keep her job in 6 months. I can picture Mook being like Tim as well.

[Trumo]

42 minutes ago, DJLJ said:

Got tickets a couple of months ago to this play for the kids for Christmas. I put them on one of the shelves in the cupboard and told her then where I put them. Over those couple of months she has continued to pule stuff on top of that shelf and this morning she got into a strop because she couldn’t find the tickets and had looked everywhere amd I’m at fault for walking straight over and lifting all her shit up to show the tickets on the same place as where I placed them 2 months ago. 

 

And now I have hidden them on purpose for her...

 

going to the pub 

 

Leave them there.

[Harry Squatter]

After watching"Ray" starring Jamie Foxx for almost 45 minutes the other night after coming in halfway through the film, my Mrs asked me "Is he blind???".

 

Even though the entire time she watched the film he had sunglasses on and kept feeling people's arms when talking to them.

[Trumo]

35 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

After watching"Ray" starring Jamie Foxx for almost 45 minutes the other night after coming in halfway through the film, my Mrs asked me "Is he blind???".

 

Even though the entire time she watched the film he had sunglasses on and kept feeling people's arms when talking to them.

 

At least she didn't go around telling people it was a film about Stevie Wonder.

[Harry Squatter]

Or David Blunkett

[Rico1304]

True to form my wife has bought a load of fresh flowers today.  As ever I’ve just retrieved them from the utility room and put them in vases. 

 

We go away for the weekend tomorrow. We’ll get back just in time for me to throw them all away. 

[PestiRed]

She bought you flowers, it’s the thought that counts?

 

kind of feels like the genders have been reversed here

[Harry Squatter]

They really hate you having a good time don't they?.

 

Last Friday I was supposed to go to Prague but cunting bastard Ryanair cancelled my fucking flight. I went into town after changing my money back to get absolutely shit faced.  Despite my holiday being ruined that I'd been looking forward to for a whole year she moaned at me for getting pissed and hardly talked to me until Sunday.

 

I've been fed up and bored off my head all week in work and had a few drinks each night. Had 5 cans last night watching shit telly but then she moans at me today making out I'm turning into Richard Harris or Peter O'Toole. 

 

 

[jonnyp]

On 7/6/2018 at 8:12 AM, Mook said:

The last few days I've been sitting in Princes Street gardens to have my sandwich & you hear birds on the phone all the time trying to find their pals, it's fucking hilarious. Some examples:-

 

"I'm on the left side of Princes Street, are you on the right? I'll come to the right." Would East & West not make more sense?

"I'm right next to the big wheel near the statue." She's about 400yds from the big wheel & there are statues all over the shop.

"Are you near the castle? I am, I'll keep walking." The whole street is near the castle.

 

I had to help the bird I work next to with a bus yesterday as well, despite living in Edinburgh for 50 years she didn't know what side of the street to stand on to get the bus to the hospital.

 

This isn’t a leap to defend womankind but apparently it’s not always them, as walking through Istanbul the day before the game in 2005 I overheard one lad on his phone looking for his mates say “No, No, No, I’m outside the mosque “.

 

He may still be there.

 

[Barrington Womble]

On 10/20/2018 at 11:22 PM, Doctor Troy said:

They really hate you having a good time don't they?.

 

Last Friday I was supposed to go to Prague but cunting bastard Ryanair cancelled my fucking flight. I went into town after changing my money back to get absolutely shit faced.  Despite my holiday being ruined that I'd been looking forward to for a whole year she moaned at me for getting pissed and hardly talked to me until Sunday.

 

I've been fed up and bored off my head all week in work and had a few drinks each night. Had 5 cans last night watching shit telly but then she moans at me today making out I'm turning into Richard Harris or Peter O'Toole. 

 

 

Sounds to me like she was pissed off you stayed at home! 

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Sounds to me like she was pissed off you stayed at home! 

We all were!