What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Evelyn Tentions]

4 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

I'd rep it for the toast rack and neg it for the diagonals.

Net Zero by 2021

[Mike D]

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

5 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

Imagine ordering a boiled egg and the toast turns up sliced in triangles. 
 

The only thing worthy of the rack is the person responsible. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

The bacon oh my god the bacon 

[TheHowieLama]

Yea, that place seems to have a spectacular lack of respect for the meat products preparation.

[Captain Willard]

On 03/12/2021 at 11:59, Mike D said:

Bernies too. Maghull next to the railway station. £6.50. Highly recommended.

 

 

Not shabby but a lot of weird white stuff on the bacon, no black pudding, no kidney and the tomatoes look like they’ve been dropped from a helicopter. 7/10. At least there’s no bean shit. 

[Mike D]

6 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Not shabby but a lot of weird white stuff on the bacon, no black pudding, no kidney and the tomatoes look like they’ve been dropped from a helicopter. 7/10. At least there’s no bean shit. 

There was black pudding just camouflaged by the plate.

[TheHowieLama]

10 minutes ago, Mike D said:

There was black pudding just camouflaged by the plate.

They chose that plate as it highlights the "color" of the bacon.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

Absolute fucking horror show.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

There was black pudding just camouflaged by the plate.

Oh yes I see it now, bigger screen. Those tomatoes though, they look like something or even worse somebody  that has fallen from a great height. 

[Mook]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

This is worse than your Anneka Rice posts.

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, Mike D said:

 

 

Fuck’s sake. Cherry tomatoes for breakfast, served on an oblong plate. 

 

[Mike D]

I dont give a fuck.

[Total Longo]

On 03/12/2021 at 15:59, Spy Bee said:

Smoked bacon is unnecessary faff.

Jesus wept...

[Skidfingers McGonical]

18 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Jesus wept...

He’s sobbing and incoherently babbling bitcoin shite while rocking backwards and forwards. 

[Captain Willard]

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 

[Spy Bee]

On 04/12/2021 at 13:13, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

This has got some kind of insta filter on it hasn't it! Beautification of breakfast is a step too far!

 

[Total Longo]

3 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

This has got some kind of insta filter on it hasn't it! Beautification of breakfast is a step too far!

 

It didn't make anything look better, in all fairness. 

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 

Decent. Needs pepper 

 

less said about the plate the better 

[mattyq]

28 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 

Have to say that looks pretty good

Cunt plate and no black pudding but like the teapot

Would 

[Captain Willard]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Decent. Needs pepper 

 

less said about the plate the better 

Yes acknowledged, it’s a little chintzy place run by middle aged women who bake cakes. It’s about as middle class Surrey as you can be but the breakfast is decent. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 

Looks good - very genourous helping of butter, and a well cooked tomato.

 

Where is it located, somewhere poncey like Godalming?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Looks good - very genourous helping of butter, and a well cooked tomato.

 

Where is it located, somewhere poncey like Godalming?

Hahahaha yep that plate just screams "Godalming" 

[Captain Willard]

7 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Looks good - very genourous helping of butter, and a well cooked tomato.

 

Where is it located, somewhere poncey like Godalming?

Ewell. It’s called “all things nice”. I’ve become a regular during lockdown as they do decent tea, the WiFi works and they do a nice fruit cake.
 

This thread is turning into fucking mum’s net though I don’t think they call plates cunts on there. 

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 

That looks lovely, though I'd lose the granary toast.