From your experience, are Nurses slags?

[Unrighteous]

Mav is going to explode when he sees this thread.

 

He saw it in the beginning... but we'll see an interesting reaction when he does see the 2nd page, I reckon.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The only nurses I can comment on are my mum and two of my sisters.

 

So NO!

[Unrighteous]

The only nurses I can comment on are my mum and two of my sisters.

 

So NO!

 

... Are you sure?

 

 

 

 

 

:whistle:

[Kopite]

Fuckinell mate, what does it take to get a ten rating in your book?

 

Post-coital cup of tea?

 

Slice of toast perhaps?

 

Bacon butty?

[airbags]

Fuck him if he goes mad; doesn't the thread title qualify the blatant stereotyping anyway with the "... in your experience" anyhow?

 

Unfortuantly, I don't have the said experience but based on absolutely nothing but a gut feeling, im going to put it out there that yes; the vast majority of nurses are all insatiable cock munchers with a crippling addiction to cock and all cock related matters who probably spend most of their time in male wards thinking about all the cocks surrounding them and what they would be like inside, around and all over them.

 

Dirty dirty dirty bastards....

[Unrighteous]

Fuck him if he goes mad; doesn't the thread title qualify the blatant stereotyping anyway with the "... in your experience" anyhow?

 

Unfortuantly, I don't have the said experience but based on absolutely nothing but a gut feeling, im going to put it out there that yes; the vast majority of nurses are all insatiable cock munchers with a crippling addiction to cock and all cock related matters who probably spend most of their time in male wards thinking about all the cocks surrounding them and what they would be like inside, around and all over them.

 

Dirty dirty dirty bastards....

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Acid]

Ive only ever been in hospital once since turning 16 and that was two nights with pneumonia... the night nurse was fit but I was in the room with 3 other guys whos collective age was about 250

[George Costanza]

Yes

 

Dated a nurse breifly a few years back. Bit of an alcoholic too. One night she was in the bathroom pissed out of her faced & passed out behind the door. Took quite a bit to get the door open and there she was lying flat of her face, pussy smiling at me in all its glory and out cold. Boy did i face a dilemma that night (6)

[JBarnes]

Had a fit doctor stick her finger up my arse......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was in a professional capacity.............. not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

[robslappa]

I used to go to the Nurses club in Walton Hospital years ago. Not sure if they were all nurses, but they were definitely slags.

[Unrighteous]

Yes

 

Dated a nurse breifly a few years back. Bit of an alcoholic too. One night she was in the bathroom pissed out of her faced & passed out behind the door. Took quite a bit to get the door open and there she was lying flat of her face, pussy smiling at me in all its glory and out cold. Boy did i face a dilemma that night (6)

 

Hahaha... You dirty bastard.

[BatChainPuller]

Yes, and I treasure those experiences.

[Mav]

Women who sleep around = slag

Men who sleep around = a player

 

Dual standards? Nah!

[Kopite]

That nurse definitely wants me to take her out. Having read this thread I'd be mad not to.

[Unrighteous]

That nurse definitely wants me to take her out. Having read this thread I'd be mad not to.

 

Indeed... She'll work your joint like it holds the antidote, m'friend.

[greenoak]

Well I have just started dating a nurse. Mature lady.

 

I hope to god shes dirty.

 

She has got a rack a 20 year old would be proud of and she is double that age.

 

5 foot 1 and fit as heck.

[stevebaby]

Well I have just started dating a nurse. Mature lady.

 

I hope to god shes dirty.

 

She has got a rack a 20 year old would be proud of and she is double that age.

 

5 foot 1 and fit as heck.

Tell her you have a nasty swelling in the groin that you would like her to look at.

You'll be up it like a rat up a rope.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The ones I have met therefore the ones in my experience most certainly all were, absolute filth in fact,oh and Mav, that playas/slags thing, I can't believe you went there.

[stevebaby]

Sex not part of care, nurses say

[Stouffer]

Didn't Abi Titmuss used to be a nurse?

[sloth_frattelli]

Fuckinell mate, what does it take to get a ten rating in your book?

 

She could have stopped putting up a struggle..?

[dirty_sanchez]

Women who sleep around = slag

Men who sleep around = a player

 

Dual standards? Nah!

 

Look at it this way. If you have a key that can open lots of locks, that's an awesome and useful key. If you've got a lock that any key can open, that's a really shit lock.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

In my experience, nurses are no more or less slaggy than police women or teachers. However, they have a trick or two to learn from female pathologists.

[stevebaby]

In my experience, nurses are no more or less slaggy than police women or teachers. However, they have a trick or two to learn from female pathologists.

Damning with faint praise there...policewomen are without exception filthy.

[dirty_sanchez]

In my experience, nurses are no more or less slaggy than police women or teachers. However, they have a trick or two to learn from female pathologists.

 

That's because female pathologists deal with stiffys all day.