Monarchy

[House of Dirk]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Apparently, 10 days official mourning, so the telly will be fucked for a while. Only one day off, though.

Im boxsetting old series of The Bill on UKPlay. I will get through a tonne in that time.

[Edward.]

32 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

There's usually a person standing over her shoulder prompting with names, info etc.

 

I suppose it could have been piped into her ear.

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

Im boxsetting old series of The Bill on UKPlay. I will get through a tonne in that time.

I don’t know why but that made me piss myself laughing. 

[Harry's Lad]

Ar least it'll be another 10 points on the death pool, which reminds me, I didn't replace Olivia Newton John.

[Edward.]

35 minutes ago, elvis said:

Big fucking wow! 

Shut up you prick.

[Fugitive]

Just realised that we will have that big ears cunt on our notes, coins and stamps.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just now, Fugitive said:

Just realised that we will have that big ears cunt on our notes, coins and stamps.

We're gonna need a bigger stamp.

[stringvest]

Announcement at 3.  Sky has 9 days of special programmes 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, stringvest said:

Announcement at 3.  Sky has 9 days of special programmes 

Another tick in the "glad I haven't got Sky box"!

[Rico1304]

At least the wolves fans won’t have set off. 

[deiseach]

12 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

Im boxsetting old series of The Bill on UKPlay. I will get through a tonne in that time.

The ones with the old theme tune? Sounds like a plan.

[Champ]

3 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Announcement at 3.  Sky has 9 days of special programmes 

Are you in on the protocol too?

[Creator Supreme]

@stringvest It's 3.01, you lying git!

[House of Dirk]

1 minute ago, deiseach said:

The ones with the old theme tune? Sounds like a plan.

Im quite a way in, since I started this. Im around 2006 now, not long until the end. Still have Stamp, Ackland and Hollis.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

11 minutes ago, Edward. said:

Shut up you prick.

As the Queens son this is no time to speak like this, she would expect better.

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Announcement at 3.  Sky has 9 days of special programmes 

Sad when one of your old girlfriends dies. 

[Rico1304]

It’s Dennis Tooth I feel sorry for.

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, House of Dirk said:

Im quite a way in, since I started this. Im around 2006 now, not long until the end. Still have Stamp, Ackland and Hollis.

Tony is probably in a taxi on the way to yours.

[Dr Nowt]

On 07/11/2016 at 11:15, Dr Nowt said:

The thing people don't realise about Stringy's incalculable haul of years on this planet is they don't merely stretch backwards to the dawn of time, but also forwards, to the end of it.

 

He has already lived every year there has been or ever will be, and is now merely unstuck in time, shuffling back and forth through the ether in Boden gear, incontinence pants and a Half Man Half Biscuit t-shirt, observing us curiously like ants he pokes now and then with a stick.

 

He is the hand on the tiller.

 

He is the face at the window.

 

He is the éminence grise.

 

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

Are you in on the protocol too?

This has been covered before, Cath. Peter has already lived this and all other moments from the full expanse of time.

[Dr Nowt]

51 minutes ago, Edward. said:

My wife has spoken to her at Buck Palace when she was receiving an award said she was great and although there was a couple of hundred people there knew exactly what my wife was receiving her award for.

 

[Bjornebye]

I'd let Helena Wilkinson piss my bed that's for sure 

[deiseach]

10 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

Im quite a way in, since I started this. Im around 2006 now, not long until the end. Still have Stamp, Ackland and Hollis.

Is Puhl-leee still in it?

[Nolongerathletic]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The only way to honor the queen a woman who has given her life in service is... NULL AND VOID! 

[House of Dirk]

4 minutes ago, deiseach said:

Is Puhl-leee still in it?

No, she's long gone, probably around 2002 ish.  These later episodes are weird as there is so much turnover in cast, where it was consistent for years. Cant beat the CID team of Burnside, Roach and Lines.