The Dog House

[Mook]

1 minute ago, elvis said:

Sounds very familiar , thing is I could be living a fairly happy single life - if only I had the cajones to step out into  the traffic and take a chance 

 

I've made my peace with being single now. There's more chance of The Beatles reforming than me having sex but life without all the nagging and drama is worth it.

 

My mate even set me up with a bird two months ago & I just couldn't be arsed to message her.

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 

I've made my peace with being single now. There's more chance of The Beatles reforming than me having sex but life without all the nagging and drama is worth it.

 

My mate even set me up with a bird two months ago & I just couldn't be arsed to message her.

See if we split up I'd have no where to go. My dad's dead,  my mums in a one bedroom flat and all my mates are living with women and kids.

I'd also have fuck all.  I remember when we were going through a particularly patch looking at furnished flats and they were all in the smack head areas.

 

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

See if we split up I'd have no where to go. My dad's dead,  my mums in a one bedroom flat and all my mates are living with women and kids.

I'd also have fuck all.  I remember when we were going through a particularly patch looking at furnished flats and they were all in the smack head areas.

 

 

Aye, I live in a dump and have very little money but I can do pretty much what I want when I get home from work at night.

 

It's bliss & a bird would just ruin it.

[elvis]

44 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

See if we split up I'd have no where to go. My dad's dead,  my mums in a one bedroom flat and all my mates are living with women and kids.

I'd also have fuck all.  I remember when we were going through a particularly patch looking at furnished flats and they were all in the smack head areas.

 

I have similar problems, my parents are both long gone along with my closest brother. 

I tried a month with another brother, but he is a fuckin nightmare to be around. All my old mates are settled as well. 

It certainly limits your choices mate 

[manwiththestick]

I reckon Ted and Elvis get a flat, it would be like a 90s sitcom.

[cloggypop]

20 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Ted and Elvis

 

It's already got a title

[sir roger]

Just disappear and leave a note saying

Elvis has left the building.

[elvis]

3 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

I reckon Ted and Elvis get a flat, it would be like a 90s sitcom.

He he , good one!

[littletedwest]

@Bjornebye have you found out what you did and whats the damage now?

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

@Bjornebye have you found out what you did and whats the damage now?

Just being a general nuisance. Drunkest I’ve been in a long while that. She’s still not talking to me properly. Quite handy really because I’m pissed off myself so we’d only argue. Reckon we will be fine by tomorrow. 

[Harry's Lad]

[redinblack]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just being a general nuisance. Drunkest I’ve been in a long while that. She’s still not talking to me properly. Quite handy really because I’m pissed off myself so we’d only argue. Reckon we will be fine by tomorrow. 

Ive learned ( far too late mind) that me and alcohol arent the best of mates sometimes, it took a while but I am more vigilant now

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Not done it for a long while but every dog house you could have been in, I've been there, I've done the works over the years, genuinely makes me shudder.

[littletedwest]

Just spoke to my mate. Last year his Mrs went bed he stayed up pissed, just after xmascfell over broke the Christmas tree they'd just paid 400 quid for. He doesn't get  bad hangovers so next morning he boxed it up and took decorations down.

On Sunday they got it down again and as his Mrs opened it he remembered what he'd done. He's now in dog house 

[Anubis]

£400 for a Christmas Tree? Is it made of silver?