The Dog House

[Bjornebye]

Anyone been in it lately? I'm right in it. Went out with her family last night to the woodlands in hunts cross to see a Tina turner tribute act. Some soft cunt (not me) got the shots in and I was away pissing the whole place off. Don't remember getting home but she's stormed round the house and fucked off with the dog. Trying to piece bits together but nope. No idea. 

 

Didn't help that we were an early kick off so I'd already had a few cans before we went out. I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm putting Whitesnake on fuck it. 

 

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Let's see where you are at half six tonight, the doghouse might be The Hilton in comparison.

[YorkshireRed]

I’m always in it. I’ve learned that whether I deserve to be in it, or not, I’ll be in it more than I’m not.

 

Just make yourself comfortable, get snacks, and await your release. There’s worse places to be. 

[littletedwest]

Never out of it. 

[Mudface]

Hate it, especially when you've had enough not to be able to remember exactly what you've done. Asking never really helps either as it devolves into an argument- your own perspective is usually wildly skewed because of the booze, so stuff you thought was funny wasn't for her/ them. The obvious fix is not to get too hammered, but fuck that, life's too short.

[Harry's Lad]

Normal in our kennel.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Haven’t been in it since last Xmas when it took me about three hours to walk/crawl home from the pub in the snow. Even people on here know that getting Jägers in when I’m already pissed won’t end well. Ice everywhere. Spent more time on my arse in the bushes than I did on my feet. Four day hangover job. 

 

This year I’ve been nowhere near the dog house. She even picks me up from the pub now. Get your woman under control. 

[Captain Turdseye]

The hangovers are worse than the grief any bird can give you. I’ll say anything just to make her leave the room and let me suffer in peace.

[TheHowieLama]

Man Cave > Dog House

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Haven’t been in it since last Xmas when it took me about three hours to walk/crawl home from the pub in the snow. Even people on here know that getting Jägers in when I’m already pissed won’t end well. Ice everywhere. Spent more time on my arse in the bushes than I did on my feet. Four day hangover job. 

 

This year I’ve been nowhere near the dog house. She even picks me up from the pub now. Get your woman under control. 

I'd pay to watch that. Would be fucking hilarious.

[Mook]

I'm in a fair bit, decent pints & I like the jam session on a Tuesday night.

 

[Trumo]

# A church house, gin house,

A dog house, shithouse...#

 

Oh come on, that's bloody good is that!

[Curly]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Anyone been in it lately? I'm right in it. Went out with her family last night to the woodlands in hunts cross to see a Tina turner tribute act. Some soft cunt (not me) got the shots in and I was away pissing the whole place off. Don't remember getting home but she's stormed round the house and fucked off with the dog. Trying to piece bits together but nope. No idea. 

 

Didn't help that we were an early kick off so I'd already had a few cans before we went out. I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm putting Whitesnake on fuck it. 

 

 

 

 

You had any more info yet?

 

I hate when I’ve done something, know I have, but don’t know what it is. Plus, I build up into a frenzy, so end up arguing and being defensive by the time it comes out.

 

Let us know when you do though mate. I’ve had to change bibs 3 times in the last hour from all the dribbling I’ve done. The excitement from the anticipation of hearing how badly you rolled the metaphorical motor is really getting to me

[Lee909]

@Bjornebye is going to wish he was actually in a dog house tonight after this evenings outcome

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Curly said:

You had any more info yet?

 

I hate when I’ve done something, know I have, but don’t know what it is. Plus, I build up into a frenzy, so end up arguing and being defensive by the time it comes out.

 

Let us know when you do though mate. I’ve had to change bibs 3 times in the last hour from all the dribbling I’ve done. The excitement from the anticipation of hearing how badly you rolled the metaphorical motor is really getting to me

 

Just now, Lee909 said:

@Bjornebye is going to wish he was actually in a dog house tonight after this evenings outcome

 

Double dosed my citalopram and sat here trying not to laugh. Gonna kip at me dad's tonight I think. 

[Lee909]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Double dosed my citalopram and sat here trying not to laugh. Gonna kip at me dad's tonight I think. 

 

Tell her you'll be back by 10

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

Tell her you'll be back by 10

 

 

Tried that earlier. 

[tokyojoe]

Worst is, you weren't pissed but get the cold shoulder when you genuinely haven't a fucking clue what it's all about.

[Fugitive]

Dock her 10 Brownie points for her unreasonable behaviour for a laugh.

[lifetime fan]

I don’t think I’ve been out of it the last 3 months. 

[Redder Lurtz]

Happily single these days. Just me and the jack russell. Not missing the daghouse one fucking bit. 

[Fowlers God]

You been binbagged yet @Bjornebye??

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Fowlers God said:

You been binbagged yet @Bjornebye??

Nah. Keeping out the way though. 

[elvis]

On 26/11/2023 at 12:04, littletedwest said:

Never out of it. 

Sounds very familiar , thing is I could be living a fairly happy single life - if only I had the cajones to step out into  the traffic and take a chance