Summer 2021 transfer thread.

[joe_fishfish]

37 minutes ago, Bad Red Bull said:

Salah, Alisson, Coutinho, Rush, Ince... 

Sub: Dossena

I'd genuinely rather have Dossena over Ince. I fucking hated Ince.

 

Looks like Serie A is actually a good league to sign from as long as we avoid Italians and shit ex-Mancs.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 22/05/2021 at 15:44, Dr Nowt said:

I’ve just randomly remembered that summer JP was adamant FSG would sign Ronaldo, and that he’d choose us over the Mancs. How do you even begin to replace a poster of such bearing?

 

@aRdja

[Pete]

Now that we've secured Champions League for next year is Mbappe still on? 

[Arnaud]

Just now, Pete said:

Now that we've secured Champions League for next year is Mbappe still on? 

Just seen him at Charles de Gaulle airport at the EasyJet desk. It’s on !

[Dr Nowt]

21 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

@aRdja

Careful mate, one minute you're taking a pop at aRdja the next Eddie Hearn's rubbing his hands over a forumite PPV event.

[Captain Turdseye]

11 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Careful mate, one minute you're taking a pop at aRdja the next Eddie Hearn's rubbing his hands over a forumite PPV event.

If aRdja pays for my flights and accommodation I’m happy to meet him on his own patch and arm wrestle the shit out of him. 
 

Like actual arm wrestling, to be clear. Not me rummaging around inside his arsehole. That would cost extra. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Traore - sheesh. Has he scored any golas this season?

2 in 37 league games. Prolific.

[El Dangerous]

50 minutes ago, Pete said:

Now that we've secured Champions League for next year is Mbappe still on? 

After Mane’s heroics yesterday Mbappe isn’t fit to lace his boots.

[TheHowieLama]

51 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

2 in 37 league games. Prolific.

Unplayable.

[Grinch]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Now that we've secured Champions League for next year is Mbappe still on? 

Now the window is open, you stop talking about players like him and start asking who can we sign with 5p upfront and the rest spread over 30 years. 

 

Same as every other window.   

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Like actual arm wrestling, to be clear. Not me rummaging around inside his arsehole. That would cost extra. 

So it’s only Stig who gets that for free.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

36 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Unplayable.

Imagine the assists...

[El Dangerous]

Traore would make a cracking Rugby League player. Then again he’s going to the Euros which is more than you can say for that cunt Ramos.

[JagSquared]

4 hours ago, Bad Red Bull said:

Salah, Alisson, Coutinho, Rush, Ince... 

Sub: Dossena

Spanish league signings 

 

Reina 

arbeloa 

xabi 

litmanen 

Torres

 

german one is harder I mean the keeper for starters isn’t the best option. 
 

karius

matip

babbel

thiago

bobby 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Sign Grealish and buy some hair clippers and we will win the league next year.

[aws]

4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Sign Grealish and give him a Natana and we will win the league next year.

Fixed that for you. 

[DalyanPete]

WTF is Venn?

[Scott_M]

Apparently this guy is a good RBL journalist.

 

Allegedly we’re paying > release clause so we can pay in instalments rather than all up front. 
 

Bit upset we look to be getting a deal done early, I was hoping I could be whipped up into a frothing & irrational rage by our inactivity before we belatedly sign somebody. 
 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

Apparently this guy is a good RBL journalist.

 

Allegedly we’re paying > release clause so we can pay in instalments rather than all up front. 
 

Seems fair. Good business. Hopefully good for us. 

[Scott_M]

Obligatory plane tracker!

 

[Lee909]

I imagine a fair few transfers will get wrapped up quickly with the Euros

Klopp will want business done early as usual i would guess. He did say yesterday he was looking for to a holiday and then back in pre season training in three weeks. been good to see a smile on his face again. 

[Bad Red Bull]

 

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

Liverpool will complete the signing of Ibrahima Konaté from RB Leipzig, confirmed. He’ll join #LFC soon. Personal terms agreed since April until June 2026. Here we go soon.. #LFC

 

Liverpool have not decided yet about Ozan Kabak buy option - ‘unlikely’ as of today.

 

[Megadrive Man]

13 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Apparently this guy is a good RBL journalist.

 

Allegedly we’re paying > release clause so we can pay in instalments rather than all up front. 

If that's the case, why the fuck did we not do that in January?

 

We were top of the league going in to the January transfer window, if we'd had this transfer ready at the start of the window we might have actually defended the title and gone further in the Champions League!

 

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Bad Red Bull said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1396879707895910400

 

 

I'll up you in the shitehawks race

 

indykaila News

 

@indykaila

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Boom! Liverpool are keen on signing Jadon Sancho this summer. #LFC

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Good news. Good player, one of the top young CBs in Europe, where we need them, for a big fee, with little fuss, done early. 
 

They might find it tough to moan about this one.