Weird things you're proud of

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp.

 

Deep down, I reckon I might be like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

[Captain Turdseye]

I have between six and ten shits every day.

 

The vast majority of them are when I’m on the toilet.

[Fugitive]

I got stung on my bollock when I was kid. Flew up my shorts on the park, stung me, I cried and my mates Mum, who was a nurse, had to have a look at it.

 

If she tried that now, she’d be hung as a paedowitch.

[Rico1304]

I’ve never had a cup of coffee.

[Champ]

I've never had cramp

[Rico1304]

I’ve been undressed by kings and seen some things that a plumber ain’t supposed to see.

[manwiththestick]

I got stung on my bollock when I was kid. Flew up my shorts on the park, stung me, I cried and my mates Mum, who was a nurse, had to have a look at it.

 

If she tried that now, she’d be hung as a paedowitch.

I'm sure you're old enough now that she'd be safe.

[Bjornebye]

I never once completed a piece of homework as a kid. 

[Trumo]

I got stung on my bollock when I was kid. Flew up my shorts on the park, stung me, I cried and my mates Mum, who was a nurse, had to have a look at it.

 

If she tried that now, she’d be hung as a paedowitch.

 

"Take away the pain. Leave the swelling."

[sir roger]

The Xmas before last I tied the world record for eating Ferrero Rocher in a minute ( 9 ) while drunk at a family do.

[deiseach]

I've mostly stopped biting my nails.

[Mook]

My freeform dancing.

[Tony Moanero]

I'm boss at moaning and backheeling myself in the balls.

[Tony Moanero]

I mostly live in the past.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Sir Roger has the ONLY thing of merit in this thread so far, all shite otherwise.

[Mook]

Sir Roger has the ONLY thing of merit in this thread so far, all shite otherwise.

 

Speaks a man who has clearly never seen my dancing.

[Section_31]

I can remember film and television scenes virtually line-for-line. People think I rewind them or something to memorize them (why would you?) but I don't. I 'see' the scene and remember every word.

[Dave D]

Im proud of my conifer that I randomly picked up in ASDA for £2 one day.

 

It was only about 20cm tall at the time. Planted it in the garden. It's about 8 foot now. The beauty.

[Pureblood]

Finishing my tax return.

[Section_31]

When I'm abroad people always think I'm German

[Dave D]

Proud that Im still a functioning normal member of the human race despite not having a smart phone or being on facebook or twitter.

 

My NOKIA is actually taped together. 

 

Maybe time to let it go....... 

[Pureblood]

Proud that Im still a functioning normal member of the human race despite not having a smart phone or being on facebook or twitter.

 

My NOKIA is actually taped together. 

 

Maybe time to let it go....... 

 

They're good thinks are those Nokias.  Make phone calls, send and receive text messages, battery lasts more than an hour...  smazin'.  

[Trumo]

I can hear Jimi.

[General Dryness]

I can believe it's not butter.

[TheHowieLama]

I never once completed a piece of homework as a kid. 

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