Moon Landing - Real or Fake?

[Bjornebye]

Did Neil Armstong and the others actually walk on the moon or was it all a blah? 

[Lee909]

Yes they did

[halewood pete]

I say yes

[Chip Butty]

Blah

 

Bar the Spoons, Egbert, Ragdoll, the Taps and the Bottletops. No one has been on the moon.

[Chip Butty]

So double blah

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

What a RiS up

 

Real or Fake?

 

Yes or no?

 

Real btw.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Or....

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

As if this is even a question.

[General Dryness]

Real. What fucking doughheid voted for fake?

[G Richards]

Fake news. No moon landing. But when Buzz Aldrin punched that fella it made me wonder.

[Alan Sex]

http://news.bfnn.co.uk/tim-peake-has-first-space-wank/

 

Brit astronaut Tim Peake has tweeted about his first wank from space – and it’s out of this world.

 

While mainstream news coverage has focussed on the experiments Tim will carry out and the regimes he will follow, this is the piece of news that teenage boys, BFNN and lonely middle-aged men are most interested in.

 

Yesterday, Astronaut Tim Peake told his 230 thousand followers that: “There really is no more powerful feeling than jizzing at the entire planet.”

 

However, the tweet has received mixed response with Mumsnet founder, Julie Roberts, branding our national hero “Disgusting” and suggesting that “He’s setting a bad example to teenage boys up and down the country.”

 

UK Space Agency representative Dr David Parker has supported the move. He said: “We have a problem with getting young men to engage with their education, particularly science. That’s why we’re keen to use their interests whenever, whether it music, video games or interstellar masturbation.”

 

When asked about the controversy Tim told us it’s “Only Natural,” explaining, “People want to know about my time in space, well here it is and I’m not going to lie to you all, it’s hard.”

[Kloppite]

Fake

[Guest]

I don't even think the moon is real. I think someone points a light up to the sky to make it look like there is something up there.

[Bjornebye]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

All anyone ever had to do to put this thing to bed once and for all was ask the Clangers.

[Sputnik1]

Buzz will be along to punch all the tards that think this was fake.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

To be fair to the people who think it was fake there was a distinct lack of cheese up there.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'll be honest in saying i couldn't give a fuck either way. 

[Trumo]

I don't even think the moon is real. I think someone points a light up to the sky to make it look like there is something up there.

 

I think you're talking about the Nightcat signal.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I'll be honest in saying i couldn't give a fuck either way.

 

Spacist

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Spacist

 

Fucking Alien bastards taking our jobs. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fucking Alien bastards taking our jobs.

 

" tey tuk ur jerrbs "

[Rico1304]

You can fire a laser and hit a mirror left up there.

[Lee909]

You can fire a laser and hit a mirror left up there.

Shhh

That's just a NASA conspiracy. If you say its not you are a shill.

[SasaS]

When did these stories it was fake begin? I don't remember anyone ever questioning this when I was a kid.