January Transfer Window 2016

[Anubis]

You shake it all about.

[Dr Nowt]

He's following Quaresma's Mum on Twatter?

He gets us.

[TheHowieLama]

He is following Grandma Millner?

[setreal]

Yer Quaresma

[Carvalho Diablo]

Some twatter bullshitter saying Texeira is indeed done, for £30m, all up front, will be announced on Wednesday.

 

Ok....

[TheHowieLama]

 will be announced on Wednesday.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck me, some dirty cunt has just let one go on the train. Fucking stinks!

[TheHowieLama]

[setreal]

Teixeira, xeira

Whatever will be, will be

The futures not ours to see

Teixeira, xeira

[TheHowieLama]

[Red Phoenix]

Kevin ‏@emptyMINDZ 4 hours ago

 

SKY SOURCES "Teixeira wears LFC jimjams, has YNWA as his ringtone & has recently purchased the full Nivea range on Lallana's recommendation"

[bonesman]

Teixeira, xeira

Whatever will be, will be

The future is red you see

Teixeira, xeira

 

There.

[Jairzinho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAV80Dh-qxg

[Alan Sex]

[aws]

Some twatter bullshitter saying Texeira is indeed done, for £30m, all up front, will be announced on Wednesday.

 

Ok....

You lost me at Wednesday.

[Iceman]

[Iceman]

It's the tractor beam like pull of Herr Klopp. 

[Arl arse]

The January transfer Wind up.

[Red Phoenix]

Teixeira is supposed to have liked this on instagram too recently :

 

[Johnlj]

It's on.

 

 

It's in.

 

 

It's out.

 

 

You shake it all about.

Repped for mad dancing.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Has he loaned to AC Milan yet while we still pay his wages?

[Russ Atmosphere]

You can certainly see why he'd come here for more national team football what with Coutinho rarely getting picked, nor Lucas (before getting crocked), nor longer ago, Aurelio never winning a single cap.

[Red Phoenix]

I can't wait until summer. Am hoping this is the type of change we have with clearing players out :

 

Previously :

 

Rodgers : So I think it's best that you move on.

Player : I really don't want to leave! I think it'd be best to try and stay and fight for a place.

Rodgers : Well, like I said, I'd prefer it if you left, and it's going to be hard for you regarding chances. But if that's your decision, then there's nothing I can do about that, and we'll just have to see how things work out.

Player : Thanks boss.

 

 

This year :

 

Klopp : So I think it's best that you move on.

Player : I really don't want to leave! I think it'd be best to try and stay and fight for a place.

Klopp : Leave.

Player : What?

Klopp : Fuck off.

[Oh Buoy]

I can't wait until summer. Am hoping this is the type of change we have with clearing players out :

 

Previously :

 

Rodgers : So I think it's best that you move on.

Player : I really don't want to leave! I think it'd be best to try and stay and fight for a place.

Rodgers : Well, like I said, I'd prefer it if you left, and it's going to be hard for you regarding chances. But if that's your decision, then there's nothing I can do about that, and we'll just have to see how things work out.

Player : Thanks boss.

 

 

This year :

 

Klopp : So I think it's best that you move on.

Player : I really don't want to leave! I think it'd be best to try and stay and fight for a place.

Klopp : Leave.

Player : What?

Klopp : Fuck off.

You say that but both Mig and Benteke are still here. Maybe there's a missing line:

 

Player: But we don't have anyone to replace me yet?

Klopp: Oh, fuck off another hamstring? You can stay til Summer. Bag of fucking dicks the lot of them.

Players: Is he talking about all of us?

Klopp: FUCKING YES. Lazy hamstring breaking cunts. Next person to speak is a cunt.

Joe fucking Allen: Need a goal boss?

Klopp: Amen.

[Gym Beglin]

I think we should pay for Texeira, even go to £38m, and just get it over the line and get the squad energised and focused on a big finish to the season, and getting 4th or even 3rd place would instantly repay the inflated fee for him.

 

We've got Flanno back, and in the next 2 weeks we're looking at the return of Origi, Coutinho, Lovren and Skrtel, Rossiter, and anything that happens with Sturridge is a bonus. Interestingly, it could be that he makes a cameo in a few games and gets us to the CL, and we part ways on good terms, with him attracting big bids and going to the Euros.

 

That's the mad thing, if he comes today, then he could make the Leicester game on 2 Feb.

If we got 3 points against Leicester then it could be the difference between 4th place and 7th place by the end of the season. It's so tight, that 3 points could be the difference between CL qualification income, and not.

 

Qualifying for the group stage = £9.1m

Per Group match win = £1.1m

 

And that's not taking into account the increased revenue from matchday and a 55,000 capacity of Anfield next season.

 

We're 8 points off Spurs in 4th place. Spurs look like they're motoring, but this is a purple patch, it will stop.

 

We have Spurs, Chelsea and City at Anfield to come this season, they're the big 'tough' ones on paper.

 

Spurs have City, Chelsea, Stoke and us away, and also have games against United and Arsenal.

 

 

Get him in and show a bit of ambition. You never know, it might be contagious.