Another plane crash

[Chairman Meow]

German efficiency in action here folks one man commits suicide 800 die. 

 

You have to give the fuckers credit. 

[Mook]

German efficiency in action here folks one man commits suicide 800 die.

 

You have to give the fuckers credit.

650 skiers?

[ZonkoVille77]

well that's that then. Think they might all be dead.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Horrendous but also comforting that A320s aren't about to start falling out of the skies due to a mechanical fault.

 

I'm not sure it's comforting knowing that your life is in the hands of a depressed gin swilling lunatic who could nose dive you into the molten at any point.

 

In fucking stitches here

[Funkasy]

When about 90% of the accidents are human related, cant they just make these machines fly fully automatic. 

[Bjornebye]

When about 90% of the accidents are human related, cant they just make these machines fly fully automatic.

You'll be lobbying for giant lizard culls next

[Anubis]

I'm not sure it's comforting knowing that your life is in the hands of a depressed gin swilling lunatic who could nose dive you into the molten at any point.

 

You're ok, I don't think Lurtzy is a pilot.

[stringvest]

When about 90% of the accidents are human related, cant they just make these machines fly fully automatic. 

 

they do, but only to drop bombs on people

[littletedwest]

just went on the daily mail website and yes within four paragraphs they tell us how much this rascals house is worth.

I love how they get a valuation of every home no matter the event.

[manwiththestick]

Not sure I'd get on the maiden voyage of a pilotless aircraft.

[Fowlers God]

I'd generally see myself on the cock

Do go on....

[Lee909]

Just read on twitter Paddy Berger was supposed to be on that plane and change his mind last minute

[Pureblood]

Just read on twitter Paddy Berger was supposed to be on that plane and change his mind last minute

 

Do you mean Patrick Berger or Rob off here?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Its scary but there is absolutely nothing that can be done to prevent it.

[old skool tom]

Has anyone heard from Old Skool Tom?

 

i'm alive and kicking Turds!

after my heroics of boarding a 30 minute flight to Dublin and back...........i average a flight about once every 12 years so i wont be dying or getting on another of those horrible bastard machines that resemble a bird for many years to come hopefully

 

shocking news.....how can anyone 'enjoy' flying?    its truly fucking horrendous...........putting your life in hands of a bloke with a cap on and a peice of metal is not fucking natural

 

 

note to all TLW fourumites* 

 

DONT EXPRESS YOUR FEARS OF FLYING ON HERE COS YOULL GET THE SHIT RIPPED OUT OF YOU AND INCREASE YOUR ANXIETIES BY 1000%     YOU BASTARDS! HAHA

[Dr Nowt]

i'm alive and kicking Turds!

after my heroics of boarding a 30 minute flight to Dublin and back...........i average a flight about once every 12 years so i wont be dying or getting on another of those horrible bastard machines that resemble a bird for many years to come hopefully

 

shocking news.....how can anyone 'enjoy' flying?    its truly fucking horrendous...........

 

 

note to all TLW fourumites* 

 

DONT EXPRESS YOUR FEARS OF FLYING ON HERE COS YOULL GET THE SHIT RIPPED OUT OF YOU AND INCREASE YOUR ANXIETIES BY 1000%     YOU BASTARDS! HAHA

 

Good news though tom, you have a far greater chance of being killed by a car everytime you go out.

[old skool tom]

Its scary but there is absolutely nothing that can be done to prevent it.

not boarding and holidaying in Ryhl instead sounds preventable enough to me

[old skool tom]

Good news though tom, you have a far greater chance of being killed by a car everytime you go out.

i know,but youve got a lot better chance of escaping certain death if the driver fucks up,loses his marbles and you cant exactly jump out the window of a plane if it goes on fire can you..................i know im a shitbag but im also a realist

 

if im about to possibly die in an acident,least i want is a 1% chance of escaping instead of a jack shit% chance!  hahaha

[Dr Nowt]

i know,but youve got a lot better chance of escaping certain death if the driver fucks up,loses his marbles and you cant exactly jump out the window of a plane if it goes on fire can you..................i know im a shitbag but im also a realist

 

if im about to possibly die in an acident,least i want is a 1% chance of escaping instead of a jack shit% chance!  hahaha

 

Bloody spoilsport.

[Champ]

Do go on....

 

Another one that got through the GF- proofing app

[Funkasy]

They say that the pilot was breathing calmly and saying nothing all the way down, just so strange that not even his breathing would go up when his co pilot is trying to smash the door in and your flying straight into death. 

[lifetime fan]

They say that the pilot was breathing calmly and saying nothing all the way down, just so strange that not even his breathing would go up when his co pilot is trying to smash the door in and your flying straight into death.

That shows the amount of poppers he had taken before he started banging the trolly dolly.

 

The Leg.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"Significant discovery" made in the co pilots house.

[Lee909]

Do you mean Patrick Berger or Rob off here?

 

Patrick

It was rubbish anyway

 

But the sportsman took to Twitter to dismiss the claims.

 

Comments about me changing my flight are all lies! I flew home on Monday Barcelona - Prague as I was supposed to. #classicpapers

 

[Bjornebye]

"Significant discovery" made in the co pilots house.

Beans in his cupboard I bet the fucking tit