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Valentines Day

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Nunavut Patrick
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I sent a Valentines card to the soon to be ex,   I signed it last one you'll ever get from me you fucking cunt as your husband.   along with a lindt choc bunny and told her to boil it.

Ezekiel 25:17
Ezekiel 25:17

She said to me, three of the girls in my work got flowers and they're absolutely gorgeous, I said 'that'll be why then'.

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My mate called it right a while back when he said it'd been hijacked. It used to be about single people having a dabble on someone they liked, now it's couples Christmas.   I got mine season 1-4 of

Champ Grand Master

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Crock of shite. Can't believe i've just forked out £1.50 on a card. We have however got no kids this weekend and plan to spend the lot of it in bed. Sleeping.

 

What's happened to you, Sherry!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another vote for the Crock of shite option

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Chairman Meow Grand Master

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Valentines Day is a load of bollocks.

 

If you need to have a special day of the year to show someone you give a shit about them then you should probably abandon your soulless shell of a marriage and find someone you do give a shit about. 

 

Shows no thought whatsoever to buy some shitty present and a bunch of flowers.

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Crock of shite. Can't believe i've just forked out £1.50 on a card. We have however got no kids this weekend and plan to spend the lot of it in bed. Sleeping.

  

What's happened to you, Sherry!

Another vote for the Crock of shite option

  

Me and the missus haven't done anything for it for years now.  She dislikes it even more than I do, which is nice.

There seems to be a bit of a theme emerging here?

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What's happened to you, Sherry!

 

 

Guilt, Mr melons is a proper romantic, I get token gifts all the time, and because I really hate cards as I feel I have to keep them, he gets great delight from the larger more padded card as it takes up more space where as I'd suggested just re-signing the first one ever year after. 

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We're going out for a nice dinner tonight.  Unlike most Fridays, where we go out for a nice dinner...

 

But I've got the card, and the box of her favourite chocs and a bottle of Champagne. She likes that and so I think it's nice as it cheers her up.  Nice to be nice. 

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There's a Valentines themed article on the BBC about the awkwardness of dating when disabled, and one story features the following line:

 

"And then your aids could end up flying out of your ears onto the floor, and the dog could run in..."

 

Like a seminal moment in a horror film, that.

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We're going out for a nice dinner tonight.  Unlike most Fridays, where we go out for a nice dinner...

 

But I've got the card, and the box of her favourite chocs and a bottle of Champagne. She likes that and so I think it's nice as it cheers her up.  Nice to be nice. 

 

I feel like a bit of a shit now. You are one of the good guys, Johnny

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I love men stating it's a load of bollocks, well yes, it is, but it's not about what we think of it is it ?? if you've got a bird a bird that likes it then you get involved, if you've got a bird that doesn't care, then you don't get involved. If you're a grown man and you enjoy anything about writing cards out about love then you need to go and have a lie down, end the thread.

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Neither myself nor Mrs Lurtz are into it but coincidentally we're going out to eat at Raymond Blanc's place in Leeds tonight. We get each other presents pretty regularly and I got her a face steamer which was delivered today. For steaming her face, I assume.

 

Steam.

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