Modern day Football commentators

[scudger99]

Both got that slack jawed, vacant look.  That's proof enough for me.  And Chiles has the fucking Hodge for an uncle.

[Jairzinho]

What did he breed with? A potato?

[SammyAftershave]

What did he breed with? A potato?

 

A field.

[Frank Dacey]

Clark Carlisle was bemoaning Brazil's lack of creativity in the world cup. His solution was to pick Ramirez........

[gkmacca]

 

Jaysus!!! What the heck has he been DOING???

[gkmacca]

Most confused pundit 
Clarke Carlisle on Ecuador: "When Jackson Martinez can't get in the side, they must be pretty good." Martinez plays for Colombia

[FanchesterCity]

PMSL

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elton_Welsby

 

 

READ it carefully.... brilliant.... look under 'cultural references' hahahaha

[gkmacca]

Yes, I just saw that. Very good.

[FanchesterCity]

Jaysus!!! What the heck has he been DOING???

It's what supporting Everton does to you!

[Jairzinho]

PMSL

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elton_Welsby

 

 

READ it carefully.... brilliant.... look under 'cultural references' hahahaha

 

 

Yes, I just saw that. Very good.

 

[index1000]

Apart from both being annoying cunts, Chiles actually looks like he might be the offspring of Motson.

 

 

Maybe Eugenics wasn't such a bad fucking idea after all, no way these cunts should be allowed to reproduce.

[TheBitch]

PMSL

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elton_Welsby

 

 

READ it carefully.... brilliant.... look under 'cultural references' hahahaha

Hahahahaha.

[stringvest]

that's brilliant in full.  Hats off to whoever.

[FanchesterCity]

It's obviously someone here. It's not me.

 

But yes, hats off. It was very subtle which made it all the more funnier.

[Jairzinho]

Ta.

[ZonkoVille77]

Brilliant stuff.

[Megadrive Man]

Dean Saunders could give Clarke Carlisle a run for his money!

 

He spent the first half talking about how he likes a good steak and the second half about how he can't speak Welsh. It's a shame he can't speak English as I could have done without his ramblings this afternoon.

[Trumo]

Dean Saunders could give Clarke Carlisle a run for his money!

 

He spent the first half talking about how he likes a good steak and the second half about how he can't speak Welsh. It's a shame he can't speak English as I could have done without his ramblings this afternoon.

 

After Brondby opened the scoring, he and the commentator seemed to spend the rest of the first half talking about Stewart's culpability for the goal, even though it had been shown on numerous occasions that it was Suso's poor clearance that gave the ball away. It's noticeable that commentators these days continue to stick to their opinion even after it's been disproved conclusively. Jonathan Pearce and his GLT rant spring to mind.

[Guest davelfc]

http://www.independent.ie/videos/sport/jason-mcateer-slates-eamon-dunphy-hes-full-of-st-i-cant-stand-him-30485186.html

 

Jason McAteer slates Eamon Dunphy: 'He's full of s**t, I can't stand him'

 

Also comments on Gary Neville, Redknapp (Jamie) and Carra

[Stouffer]

Used to love the Elton Welsby cartoons in 90 minutes.

[razor]

That manc Webb will be on Match of the Day.

 

Who cares what a former referee has to say about an incident?

 

The talented people are the ones kicking the ball, all's you are is someone who knows the rules.

 

Celebrity wanna-be.

[deiseach]

Used to love the Elton Welsby cartoons in 90 minutes.

Ah, Damage in the Box. Still miss it, as I do 90 Minutes itself. Poor Juliette Wills is practically a walking corpse these days. A pretty corpse, but a corpse nonetheless. Sad.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Watched the game last night on a Fox sports stream with Chad Chaddington and Alexi Lalas.

 

Have to say it knocked spots off the commentary on BT and Sky at the minute.  They caught me off guard at one point by accurately describing what was happening on the pitch. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Be thankful you don't have Australian commentators. There are two types who commentate on football here, Type one, exemplified by Peter Wilkins of the ABC, doesn't commentate so much as have hysterics. Unfortunately never to the point of giving the cunts a heart attack. The other school used by SBS, once upon a time known as the Soccer Broadcasting Service before Gov't cuts and greed by the O\S broadcasters, is Craig Foster ( a former star with Millwall) and others of the Hemingway school.

They talk. Like.

Ernest.

Hemingway.

Wrote

[Hades]

Be thankful you don't have Australian commentators. There are two types who commentate on football here, Type one, exemplified by Peter Wilkins of the ABC, doesn't commentate so much as have hysterics. Unfortunately never to the point of giving the cunts a heart attack. The other school used by SBS, once upon a time known as the Soccer Broadcasting Service before Gov't cuts and greed by the O\S broadcasters, is Craig Foster ( a former star with Millwall) and others of the Hemingway school.

They talk. Like.

Ernest.

Hemingway.

Wrote

 

You are clearly not a football "innerlecshual".