Alan Pardew

[Tony Moanero]

I'm furious about not being furious about Alan Pardew.

[suzy]

Just spotted this on Yahoo.  The two faced arrogant smug cunt should get pelters from all opposition fans after seeing this, although it was only a question of time before this shit came about :

 

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/former-goalkeeper-blasts-2-faced-114320087.html

 

Not surprised at all - complete bellend!

[suzy]

Hasn't be breached FA rules with the stuff he said after the Benteke penalty anyway?

 

I thought the rule on talking about referees was that you could be punished if you questioned their impartiality or something along those lines?

 

"If it had been us it wouldn't have been given" certainly seems to me like he's suggesting bias against his team. 

 

As soon as he said that I thought he'd be in trouble with FA - but nothing!

[Anubis]

FA won't be upsetting a future England manager.

[Bjornebye]

I'm furious about not being furious about Alan Pardew.

 

 

I'm furious that you're furious about not being furious about someone you should be fucking furious about 

[Barnesey]

Can I still sign the petition?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I can't imagine him having any real mates. He's too much of a fucking plum.

[Josef Svejk]

FA won't be upsetting a future England manager.

No chance. Too many skeletons in his closet.

[dennis tooth]

I forgot me feckin trousers

[Stu Monty]

I can't imagine him having any real mates. He's too much of a fucking plum.

 

And if he did, it's be like Hannibal Burress's joke about his cousin he hates; he'd let you get a good three or four punches in on him before he came in to help him out.

[magicrat]

I'm furious that you're furious about not being furious about someone you should be fucking furious about 

I'm confused and to be truthful couldn't give a shit about the gobshite

[Curly]

I'm confused and to be truthful couldn't give a shit about the gobshite

Apoplexy will ensue

[Anubis]

Pardew warning Ranieri that Palace is a 'graveyard' for title hopes. Yeah, how is that working out for you, you egotistical little shit?

[Chairman Meow]

Pardew warning Ranieri that Palace is a 'graveyard' for title hopes. Yeah, how is that working out for you, you egotistical little shit?

 

Fucking foreign managers coming over here beating our crappy British ones.

[magicrat]

Apoplexy will ensue

Hope so

[the chimp]

 

Bellend.

[magicrat]

Pardew warning Ranieri that Palace is a 'graveyard' for title hopes. Yeah, how is that working out for you, you egotistical little shit?

 

Being serious for moment I think you have touched on the key point ,

Palace thought they had made it after a couple of solid seasons and a good start to this, A couple of Yanks parted with 50 mill back end of last year and they suddenly they were big time, Pardew , the smug cunt, thought he had arrived after jibbing off Ashley to when many people thought it was a bad call,

Anyway there is trouble in paradise down at Selhurst now. They are nowhere near as good as they thought they were . The papers sniff blood and Pardew has made a complete cunt out of himself over Bentekes pen. Palace will survive this time in all probability but they are sure to go down before too long hopefully taking the gobshite with them

[TheHowieLama]

He will bail out of any sinking ship

[Bjornebye]

Boss if he gets them relegated 

[Dr Nowt]

He reminds me of the sort of character you'd get in Minder.

 

Be called Turkish Steve because he owned a sauna, always hiding from someone's husband who wanted to break his legs.

[magicrat]

He reminds me of the sort of character you'd get in Minder.

 

Be called Turkish Steve because he owned a sauna, always hiding from someone's husband who wanted to break his legs.

Nah , he'd be called Greedy Alan  on account of his habit of nicking dinners 

[RobbieOR]

And if he did, it's be like Hannibal Burress's joke about his cousin he hates; he'd let you get a good three or four punches in on him before he came in to help him out.

 

Hannibal Burress is one of the funniest men alive and that is very accurate.

 

Anyway, i hope that defeat today spirals him into relegation trouble.

[Dr. J]

He's what journos call 'good copy', and what normal people call '10 lbs of shit in a 5 pound bag'. England next, after the current overstuffed bell end lead England to 3 and out.

[RobbieOR]

He's what journos call 'good copy', and what normal people call '10 lbs of shit in a 5 pound bag'. England next, after the current overstuffed bell end lead England to 3 and out.

 

Nah, he won't get the England job after this recent run. Unless he wins the cup. 

[magicrat]

Nah, he won't get the England job after this recent run. Unless he wins the cup. 

He won't the England job cos he's a loose canon