Alan Pardew

[AngryOfTuebrook]

... has issued an apology for his latest bout of cockishness.

 

"I deeply regret the incident and again wholeheartedly apologise to all parties for my conduct, which I understand was not acceptable."

 

It reminded me of this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsiuxim8vsM

[Lario]

Got less of a ban than Suarez did with no evidence.

[Bjornebye]

[magicrat]

Heard a rumour today that he owes bookies 300k and that the club had underwritten his debts which is why they didn't sack him. Probably bollocks but you never know with Ashley

[Chairman Meow]

The rumour about him owing Ashley money for gambling debts has been doing the rounds ever since he took over at Newcastle. 

[magicrat]

The rumour about him owing Ashley money for gambling debts has been doing the rounds ever since he took over at Newcastle. 

So with no evidence to say he doesn't have massive gambling debts that will be case proven I think.

[Jonjo Baldy]

His a horrible cunt from what I have read, a snidey and egotistic one, he lapped up ashley to get the toon job.

[Lario]

What's a £300k debt to him? 3 months wages?

 

I'd wager (pardon the pun) that a £300k debt to anybody in the premier league isn't much.

[redinthehead]

Can one be insincere if one is delusional?

 

As he is a repeat offender, I cannot understand why he's received anything less than a stadium ban for the rest of the season.

 

 

I guess the FA felt that having to be associated with Newcastle is already a form of punishment.

[John McClane]

so the difference between a bite and a headbutt is 3 games.

fucking clowns at that FA.

[Dr Nowt]

I may be in a minority on this, but I find the sort of stuff Pardew does hilarious, and the huge outcry about it beyond ridiculous.

 

The Suarez bite was hilarious as a spectacle, not horrifying.  Slimer's headbutt was ace.  It's pretty much the only thing I like about him, his anger management problems, and banning him from the stadium instantly adds another reason for me not to watch The Barcodes on MOTD. 

 

One of my favourite all-time football moments is the timeless Voller and Rijkaard incident of Italia '90, manna from heaven for a teenage lad that was, genuinely uplifting stuff.

 

Clough belting that fan who ran on the pitch round the ear, and even Cantona booting that fucking turd at Crystal Palace were all enjoyed in my house (though I was adamant he should be banned at the time, such was my hate towards United, I can look back at it now and respect him for it). 

 

Zidane butting Materazzi, another one that attracted widespread hitching up of skirts, but I was just gutted he restrained himself enough to aim it at his chest, would have been among my favourite ever World Cup moments if he'd cleaned the horrible little twat's clock.  Bores me to tears the faux-moralising and hand-wringing over this sort of thing.  Wish Pardew had left the guy on the floor to be honest, would make a change from seeing them rolling around because someone's run a finger down their cheek. 

 

They're all pumped full of adrenaline and recover almost immediately to be fair, I'm sure we've all taken a smack while playing sport and laughed it off.  Especially as kids.  It's like the bad language thing, tone it down in case young 'uns are listening.  Unless childhood is a very different affair from when I went through it, those kids would be able to add a few choice expletives to your existing vocabulary, so I'd not worry too much about it.

[redfromtubebar]

I'm sure I heard somewhere that Pardew is only on 30k a year basic with anything else coming through bonuses.

[Dr Nowt]

Would certainly explain things if he received cash every time he twatted someone.

[xerxes]

He is a joke figure, the more Ashley shits on him, the more he just grins and takes it, before taking out his frustrations on some unsuspecing opposition player or manager.

[Kevin D]

I personally believe headbutting premier league players, or even trying to, is a noble act, certainly among the most noble in history.

[sir roger]

I have no idea what managers are allowed on the touchline for anyway. For years they weren't allowed out of the dugout & I can't see it harmed the game.Now half of the TV focus is on these blerts acting like prima-donnas & getting in the way of throw-ins and paying customers while everyone on the pitch ignores them studiously.

 

Another thing that annoys me is the recent trend for managers ( and their mates/lackeys/assistants ) grabbing on to players arms & insisting they spend 5 minutes looking at a fucking clipboard while they wait to go on as a sub. I presume the clipboard has messages like ' We wish we hadn't taken you on loan & are giving you 2 minutes to take the piss '.

 

I do agree to an extent with LBWC that the hypocrisy around kick-offs is a bit much. Everyone likes to see a bit of argy-bargy & the bleating of the likes of MOTD - This is that disgusting we are making a nothing, mid-table game the first game shown- is nauseating.

[Dr Nowt]

I love the idea of Pardew owing Ashley money and just needing to work for him until it's paid off.

 

Following in the rich Geordie tradition of Dennis Patterson's relationship with Ally Fraser that is.

 

"You and your lads finish building my villa in Marbella and you're free of your debt, Dennis. Once you've also assembled an entire team of unpronounceable French football players."

[alles ist gut]

But could you leave Slimer around with your trophy girlfriend?

 

I think not...

[Dr Nowt]

But could you leave Slimer around with your trophy girlfriend?

 

I think not...

MA: That's mine.

 

AP: Lovely stadium, squire.

 

MA: I wasn't talking about the ground.

[Bjornebye]

I hate the horrible cunt more than any other cunt in the premier league. 

[Mathewbet1]

The Pards has spoken.......oooohhhh hoho the pards has spoken.

[Dr Nowt]

I hate the horrible cunt more than any other cunt in the premier league.

 

Hell of a shout that Stig. What about Lucas?

[Bjornebye]

Hell of a shout that Stig. What about Lucas?

 

I love Lucas! He is just shit. 

[magicrat]

I may be in a minority on this, but I find the sort of stuff Pardew does hilarious, and the huge outcry about it beyond ridiculous.

 

The Suarez bite was hilarious as a spectacle, not horrifying.  Slimer's headbutt was ace.  It's pretty much the only thing I like about him, his anger management problems, and banning him from the stadium instantly adds another reason for me not to watch The Barcodes on MOTD. 

 

One of my favourite all-time football moments is the timeless Voller and Rijkaard incident of Italia '90, manna from heaven for a teenage lad that was, genuinely uplifting stuff.

 

Clough belting that fan who ran on the pitch round the ear, and even Cantona booting that fucking turd at Crystal Palace were all enjoyed in my house (though I was adamant he should be banned at the time, such was my hate towards United, I can look back at it now and respect him for it). 

 

Zidane butting Materazzi, another one that attracted widespread hitching up of skirts, but I was just gutted he restrained himself enough to aim it at his chest, would have been among my favourite ever World Cup moments if he'd cleaned the horrible little twat's clock.  Bores me to tears the faux-moralising and hand-wringing over this sort of thing.  Wish Pardew had left the guy on the floor to be honest, would make a change from seeing them rolling around because someone's run a finger down their cheek. 

 

They're all pumped full of adrenaline and recover almost immediately to be fair, I'm sure we've all taken a smack while playing sport and laughed it off.  Especially as kids.  It's like the bad language thing, tone it down in case young 'uns are listening.  Unless childhood is a very different affair from when I went through it, those kids would be able to add a few choice expletives to your existing vocabulary, so I'd not worry too much about it.

Would agree this and to be fair I think many on here thought what Pardew did was laughable rather than criminal. The over reaction to this sort of thing is just symptomatic of society as a whole. Rife with double standards where pantomime villains are put on trial on a daily basis.A thin veneer of political correctness and inclusiveness of all minorities where any sort of violence ,prejudice , sexual discrimination is condemned. The disconnect between this and real world seems to grow ever wider.     

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I hate the horrible cunt more than any other cunt in the premier league. 

... and that's a lot of cunts!