Alan Pardew

[scudger99]

Who is the bigger arrogant deluded wank out of Fat Sam and this epic cunt Pardew ?

Both seem to have similar wank qualities, but which outwanks the other ?

Or do they have an equal standing of utter wankness ?

Both make me want to put my foot through my TV when I hear them puling and whining after another inevitable defeat.

[Crazy Dave]

Pardew is a fucking weird bloke. Going to nightclubs at 55 years of age on the pull while other managers are working around the clock. 

 

What was the reason he left Southampton again? Managed to hush that one up...

 

Oh, and fuck off JP. You showed yourself up on the Adam Johnson thread. 

[Herp McDerp]

Pardew is a fucking weird bloke. Going to nightclubs at 55 years of age on the pull while other managers are working around the clock. 

 

What was the reason he left Southampton again? Managed to hush that one up...

 

Oh, and fuck off JP. You showed yourself up on the Adam Johnson thread. 

 

If I was a 55 year old that could still pull in a nightclub I'd be doing the same. As for JP, just stop responding you mongs.

[Tony Moanero]

That's a good point about his reaction to the penalty, I can understand why fans reacted like that after his interview.I just saw it as a manager under pressure pissed after a cruel loss for his side, Benteke did go down easily like he said but it was a pen.

Yer ma uses Vesta Beef Curry as shampoo.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Yer ma uses Vesta Beef Curry as shampoo.

Yer naan

[matt1983]

Pardew is a fucking weird bloke. Going to nightclubs at 55 years of age on the pull while other managers are working around the clock.

 

What was the reason he left Southampton again? Managed to hush that one up...

 

Oh, and fuck off JP. You showed yourself up on the Adam Johnson thread.

Why did he leave Southampton? Sounds like a juicy one...

 

My mate knows someone who works in the office at Charlton, and he told everyone there to call him God.

[A_S]

Why did he leave Southampton? Sounds like a juicy one...

 

My mate knows someone who works in the office at Charlton, and he told everyone there to call him God.

 

Bullshit...surely?

[scudger99]

Just spotted this on Yahoo.  The two faced arrogant smug cunt should get pelters from all opposition fans after seeing this, although it was only a question of time before this shit came about :

 

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/former-goalkeeper-blasts-2-faced-114320087.html

[VladimirIlyich]

Cunt in being a cunt shocker.

[Chairman Meow]

Hasn't be breached FA rules with the stuff he said after the Benteke penalty anyway?

 

I thought the rule on talking about referees was that you could be punished if you questioned their impartiality or something along those lines?

 

"If it had been us it wouldn't have been given" certainly seems to me like he's suggesting bias against his team. 

[Tony Moanero]

People are still going on about this cunt?

[Anubis]

Yes, we are. So lick our sweaty bum cheeks.

[Paco]

Did palace have a dubious penalty against reading and he was so incensed he offered reading a replay?

[Tony Moanero]

Yes, we are. So lick our sweaty bum cheeks.

Probably the best offer I've had this year.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just spotted this on Yahoo. The two faced arrogant smug cunt should get pelters from all opposition fans after seeing this, although it was only a question of time before this shit came about :

 

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/former-goalkeeper-blasts-2-faced-114320087.html

Good lad, Shaka.

[magicrat]

Should I still be angry about Pardew ?

[scudger99]

Pardew isn't a figure to get angry about, he's there to provide comedy value, like a true life farce.  I certainly expect his next Anfield visit to be a tad uncomfortable following his blatant two facedness.  He should be outed for the cunt that he undoubtedly is.

[Curly]

Should I still be angry about Pardew ?

Furious.

[aladdinsane]

His programme notes for tomorrow's game against Leicester criticises Carragher for defending Benteke. He's STILL going on about it.

[Trumo]

His programme notes for tomorrow's game against Leicester criticises Carragher for defending Benteke. He's STILL going on about it.

 

Bolasie won a soft penalty last weekend, and Pardew has two players in his squad who like to take a tumble at the merest sign of contact EVERY single time - Fraizer Campbell and Dwight Gayle.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He's a cunt and karma will send him get nutted by some 19 year old in a club.

 

God willing.

[moof]

He's a cunt and karma will send him get nutted by some 19 year old in a club.

 

God willing.

Probably after trying to slime onto his missus

[jimmycase]

Does anyone listen to what that cunt says?

[Bjornebye]

He is a cunt 

[magicrat]

Furious.

I'm furious about Pardew, Fucking cunt.