These Hipster Beards

[Anubis]

I take it back. What? The? Fuck?

 

[RoboRiise]

I googled scouse brows. Fucking hell, do women really do that?

 

Blame Cara.

 

 

What they don't seem to get is that she's fucking gorgeous.

[VladimirIlyich]

I take it back. What? The? Fuck?

 

Are they remaking Duck Soup?

[Duff Man]

My old man has a splendid bivard. Makes him look like Abe Lincoln. So much so that people have shouted "Abraham!" at him in the street on more than one occasion. Seems a little unfair, then, that at the age of 31 I still can't fucking grow one. Stupid genes.

[stringvest]

I actually used to work with this girl. At least the normal version on the left.

 

 

it would have looked better with a red nose and a massive pair of shoes.

[Jairzinho]

http://m.9gag.com/gag/ayp1Q2b?ref=mobile.s.cp

[Boss]

I think the last guy is Amish and he's just on a camel for some reason.

[Lee909]

Just bought some Mo Bros oils.

Smell pretty good,will give them a go later. Just bought the gift set to see which i prefer.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Surely NOW is the time to start shaving again.

[moof]

Farage is genuinely beyond parody.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Farage is genuinely beyond parody.

Do you think he woke up one morning and thought

"People just don't have enough contempt for me.  Maybe if I made myself look like a paedo, they would loathe me that little bit more"?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Farage looks like a French man has carved David grohl onto a parsnip.

[Mook]

To look ok in a beard or moustache, you need longish hair, otherwise it either looks like your head is upside down or that you molest children.

 

Cool...

 

 

Not cool...

 

[RedKnight]

By that criteria I am cool but then I already knew that.

[Boss]

 

The lad on the left here is the retrospective photofit for male fashion in the 2010's.

 

"Dad why did you all walk round with ridiculous beards, lumberjack t shirts and tattoo every inch of your body to look like Amish curd sellers?"

 

"Well son, i thought i was cool and hip at the time, i've later come to realise i was just a massive twat"

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I hope you are not dissing the lumberjack shirt there Boss.

[Karl_b]

The 'Doug Willis' shirt, to give it the correct title.

 

I've worn checked shirts since my Mum sent me to school in them when I was 9 (uniform wasn't compulsory after year 4) and have had a short beard for the last 13 years. However, I have no tattoos and a normal enough haircut. Does this make me half hipster?

[Bruce Spanner]

The 'Doug Willis' shirt, to give it the correct title.

 

I've worn checked shirts since my Mum sent me to school in them when I was 9 (uniform wasn't compulsory after year 4) and have had a short beard for the last 13 years. However, I have no tattoos and a normal enough haircut. Does this make me half hipster?

 

Ask yourself, do you pass the T.I.T (Topbutton is Totes in place) test?

 

If so you're a hipster and should act accordingly by ironically choking to death due to oxygen starvation as result of said topbutton being fastened, or if you're breezy about fastening it you're good and can only lament the fucking birdbrains stealing a conventional, if slightly subversive style, and parading it as something ersatz and ironic, the cunts.

[Dr Nowt]

Farage looks like a Lebanese sports pimp.

[TheHowieLama]

 Does this make me half hipster?

In words of the venerable Extra Crispy Colonel - "Yeah, sure kid."

[Skidfingers McGonical]

The 'Doug Willis' shirt, to give it the correct title.

 

I've worn checked shirts since my Mum sent me to school in them when I was 9 (uniform wasn't compulsory after year 4) and have had a short beard for the last 13 years. However, I have no tattoos and a normal enough haircut. Does this make me half hipster?

Sounds like you're describing me as well there Karl. Except I wear glasses. And will not be as sexy as you like.

[General Dryness]

I hope you are not dissing the lumberjack shirt there Boss.

I used to love me lumberjack shirts.

 

Only during the grunge period 91-94, like.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

You still gotta live the days of your youth.

[General Dryness]

True for some things, but also better to let some other things go quietly Skids.

[Fowlers God]

 

They're boss!