These Hipster Beards

[Mook]

What kind of hat do you favour Mook?

[Anubis]

FG has a long way to go yet.

 

[Champ]

What kind of hat do you favour Mook?

I'm thinking it's an expression that's used when people think a wedding may be in the offing. Am I right or am I wrang?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'm thinking it's an expression that's used when people think a wedding may be in the offing. Am I right or am I wrang?

 

Ah, I've taken it too literally then. And here I was hoping a discussion on hats was going to unfold.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Any self respecting hipster would have shaved that monstrosity off months ago.

Or at least ironed it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

You twistin' my melon man ?

[Fowlers God]

I like the way Champ thinks there's a marriage proposal on the cards when I've not even been offered any biscuits

[Champ]

I like the way Champ thinks there's a marriage proposal on the cards when I've not even been offered any biscuits

It wasnae me. That was Mook

[Ginny]

Have Champ and FG shagged yet?

 

The first forum baby 

[Champ]

Have Champ and FG shagged yet?

 

The first forum baby

Sorry, Ginny, but I think FG posting his wedding pic tells its own story

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Cos every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man...

FG Top

 

 

(With some noteworthy millinery, just for Babb)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Just for you Champ.

 

 

Have Champ and FG shagged yet?

 

The first forum baby 

 

 

Sorry, Ginny, but I think FG posting his wedding pic tells its own story

Go on, Champ - get in quick while she's not looking!

[Section_31]

If you look at FG's pictures in reverse there's a story there of a Hell's Angel converting to Christianity. 

[Ginny]

Go on, Champ - get in quick while she's not looking!

Something are just meant to be. When the stairs align and all that. You should call your fist child Phily

[Lee909]

So those with beards,not the hipster shit either. How long before you started tidying it up. Mines just starting to get untidy but i want it far longer.

 

Leave it or get it cleaned up a bit

[Numero Veinticinco]

 

Edit: Sorry, I thought you said ‘bard’.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

So those with beards,not the hipster shit either. How long before you started tidying it up. Mines just starting to get untidy but i want it far longer.

 

Leave it or get it cleaned up a bit

Get it tidied up a bit. I let mine grow for about 4 weeks then get it tidied when my hair gets a trim.

[Lee909]

Got fucked off last year and shaved it off.

 

Not shaved for about 2 months now.

Makes life far easier. No itch this time either

[Fowlers God]

 

Been off today so haven’t groomed my beard but here is my current length alongside Denali.

[Tony Moanero]

Repped. You're a handsome bastard, Fowlers God. Proper 60s hippie commune steez, that. Bonus point for having film posters on your walls.

[Mook]

I can see a hipster beard & Denzel Washington but there's no sign of Alaska's highest mountain?

[Tony Moanero]

Nah, that's not a "hipster" beard, in my opinion. FG's beard doesn't have the daft boxy shape like the ones those dicks had/have.

[Anny Road]

Beards like that used to be exclusively for strongmen, pirates and Brian Blessed. Bearly blokes who could not give a fuck how they looked and would certainly not shave to appear groomed.

Now it is little skinny gaylords who are obsessed with their personal appearance and grow them out of some perverted sense of irony. Not you Fg.

Plus don’t get me started on gingers who grow these monstrosities. They should be placed on an eyeball offenders register.

[Fowlers God]

I can see a hipster beard & Denzel Washington but there's no sign of Alaska's highest mountain?

Fuck. They auto corrected Denzel

[Mook]

Nah, that's not a "hipster" beard, in my opinion. FG's beard doesn't have the daft boxy shape like the ones those dicks had/have.

It was him who posted it in the 'hipster beard' thread.

 

I've got a different name for them.