little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Dave D]

Sat having lunch in van today and a bloke is his van about 4 metres away who is clearly doing the same decides to have a chat on the phone with someone but does the whole thing on bluetooth through his van stereo really loudly.

 

Bloke he was talking too sounded like fucking Darth Vader   

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Sat having lunch in van today and a bloke is his van about 4 metres away who is clearly doing the same decides to have a chat on the phone with someone but does the whole thing on bluetooth through his van stereo really loudly.

 

Bloke he was talking too sounded like fucking Darth Vader   

Maybe it was........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Dave D said:

Sat having lunch in van today and a bloke is his van about 4 metres away who is clearly doing the same decides to have a chat on the phone with someone but does the whole thing on bluetooth through his van stereo really loudly.

 

Bloke he was talking too sounded like fucking Darth Vader   

Was it a white van, or was it a little on the dark side?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Holy fuck that Asda offer of jam shed for 6 quid plus 25 percent off if you buy 6 has done me no favours. Somebody has put my brain in a rik flair figure four leg lock.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Holy fuck that Asda offer of jam shed for 6 quid plus 25 percent off if you buy 6 has done me no favours. Somebody has put my brain in a rik flair figure four leg lock.

 

Your brain? I'm trying to work out if that shed is made of jam, or jars of jam, and also what kind of jam it is.

[Bobby Hundreds]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

 

Your brain? I'm trying to work out if that shed is made of jam, or jars of jam, and also what kind of jam it is.

You cut me deep. The shed is made of wine and the wine is made of wine also the jam is made of wine.

[Curly]

On 15/03/2021 at 14:03, Remmie said:

When I cook and serve food on the table, about 75% of the time my wife finds 300 fucking things to do before sitting down and eating it (5+ minutes) while it gets cold, then when finally sat down asks me for a drink. Had the mother in law staying over who is otherwise brilliant but found out where she gets it from. 

As I’m 80% through the cooking process:

 

Wife - “How long until tea is ready?”

Me - “Literally 10 minutes. Exactly”

Wife - “Am I ok to jump in the shower quickly?”

Me - “You won’t be ready and out the shower in 10 will you?”

Wife - “Yes, it’s fine. I’ll be back before you’re finished making it”

 

Never back in 10. Ever.

[Curly]

On 25/03/2021 at 16:05, Evelyn Tentions said:

Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes.

Righto

I'm plating up now

I'll just wash my hands

5 minutes after dinner is served they sit down

My dinners cold.

Wish I’d seen this before I posted mine now

[Butch]

Every video on YouTube now starts with adverts. YouTube used to be great but it's fucked now. Wanted to have some background lounge music on and it had 13 advert slots. Cunts. 

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Butch said:

Every video on YouTube now starts with adverts. YouTube used to be great but it's fucked now. Wanted to have some background lounge music on and it had 13 advert slots. Cunts. 

Adblockers,or Spotify are your answer.

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Holy fuck that Asda offer of jam shed for 6 quid plus 25 percent off if you buy 6 has done me no favours. Somebody has put my brain in a rik flair figure four leg lock.

Greg The Hammer Valentine was better at the figure four. I remember getting our kid in a Sharpshooter and nearly breaking his back. My Dad went Rowdy Roddy Piper on me 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Greg The Hammer Valentine was better at the figure four. I remember getting our kid in a Sharpshooter and nearly breaking his back. My Dad went Rowdy Roddy Piper on me 

 

Don't you dare besmirch Ric Flair's impeccable name!

 

Negged. 

 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Don't you dare besmirch Ric Flair's impeccable name!

 

Negged. 

 

Not arsed mate I know more about 90-95 wrestling than Bobby Heenan 

[Tony Moanero]

The Four Horsemen are the greatest wrestling faction of all time, but Arn Anderson > Rick Flair.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

The Four Horsemen are the greatest wrestling faction of all time, but Arn Anderson > Rick Flair.

 

 

[Chairman Meow]

22 hours ago, Butch said:

Every video on YouTube now starts with adverts. YouTube used to be great but it's fucked now. Wanted to have some background lounge music on and it had 13 advert slots. Cunts. 

 

I mostly use it on PC so ad blocker takes care of it mostly other than the fact I get a "Skip Advert" button with no timer on some videos.

 

A few months ago I tried to use the app for youtube on my phone and it's pretty much unusable as far as I am concerned. 

 

They are going down the route of all of the new sites etc. which caused everyone to start using ad blockers to begin with which made several sites pretty much unusable. 

 

I don't mind them having some ads, but having actually encountered how it operates on the app I can't work out how they manage to actually get any mobile users at all. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Made the kids a really tame Katsu curry for dinner last night, to go along with a breaded chicken breast.

 

Made the better half and myself some fancypants fusion cod 'Katsu' which was bland, insipid and a waste of ingredients.

 

The kids basic version was far superior.

 

Kept me awake last night that did, thankfully I turned the tame sauce in to a fiery sauce after the kids had had their fill, so I've got that to look forward to at some point I guess, but fuck recipes that look good & sound good but taste of fucking nothing!

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Made the kids a really tame Katsu curry for dinner last night, to go along with a breaded chicken breast.

 

Made the better half and myself some fancypants fusion cod 'Katsu' which was bland, insipid and a waste of ingredients.

 

The kids basic version was far superior.

 

Kept me awake last night that did, thankfully I turned the tame sauce in to a fiery sauce after the kids had had their fill, so I've got that to look forward to at some point I guess, but fuck recipes that look good & sound good but taste of fucking nothing!

Yeah it's annoying as fuck. Spend a fortune on a random assortment of Ingredients for fuck all.

 

[Preston Red]

Model builders; specifically the miserable fucking mingebags known as "rivet counters".

 

These shitheads quite often whinge about which particular shade of paint used or mixing ratios to get the "authentic" colour. How's about piss off! It's my model and I'll paint it however I like or use the paints that are available to me.

 

Then there's the swastika/hakenkruez debate which is a real pain in the arse in online model building groups.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Made the kids a really tame Katsu curry for dinner last night, to go along with a breaded chicken breast.

 

Made the better half and myself some fancypants fusion cod 'Katsu' which was bland, insipid and a waste of ingredients.

 

The kids basic version was far superior.

 

Kept me awake last night that did, thankfully I turned the tame sauce in to a fiery sauce after the kids had had their fill, so I've got that to look forward to at some point I guess, but fuck recipes that look good & sound good but taste of fucking nothing!

I'd be pissed off if I was the kids as I've never heard of a Katsu.

[Bruce Spanner]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd be pissed off if I was the kids as I've never heard of a Katsu.

 

Japanese curry sauce made with carrot and coconut. 
 

Think really good chip shop curry.

 

Proper version has a kick to it though.

 

You can pick a kit up in most supermarkets if you fancy a try.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Japanese curry sauce made with carrot and coconut. 
 

Think really good chip shop curry.

 

Proper version has a kick to it though.

 

You can pick a kit up in most supermarkets if you fancy a try.

Pasta in tomato sauce(a flavoured one) was my tea of choice when my kids were younger. Luckily their love of pasta has continued and my Grandaughter loves pasta too. I'd never have risked curry myself but I never tried it back then.

[Bjornebye]

This "<insert shit attempt at humour> nature is healing" bollocks. It was funny(ish) once when someone tweeted "Just seen kegs of beer getting delivered to a pub, nature is healing" a week ago. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The still picture people use on their YouTube video of themselves. So if they are unhappy there is a picture of them looking a sad as they can or if they're shocked there is an over exagerrated version of them being shocked. Dont know why it annoys me so much. Its like a freeze frame of a really bad actor 

[General Dryness]

Lying in bed and the missus is next to me watching some fucking American reality show on her phone.

 

The sound of these whining entitled maggots is ruining my lie in. They need to be drowned in a shit filled toilet.