little things that annoy the shit out of you

[VladimirIlyich]

How about Ginuary?

[TheBitch]

On 12/30/2018 at 12:41 PM, Mook said:

I have bad news for you, your friend is most likely some sort of idiot.

 

On 12/30/2018 at 12:51 PM, cloggypop said:

Probably has one of the Bulldogs on that itinerary. 

Heh, still talking to Mook about dogs eh.

[Hades]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Veganuary. 

 

Fuck off. 

Giving a shit about lobby groups rather than trying to become informed, make your own ethical choices and live with the consequences.

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Hades said:

Giving a shit about lobby groups rather than trying to become informed, make your own ethical choices and live with the consequences.

The whole world turning vegan is probably the only way we are going to save the planet but veganuary can still fuck right off while twirling its non bees waxed moustache. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

People lamenting somebody's "passing". The word you're looking for is "death".

IT BOILS MY PISS.

 

Reading something earlier about how it's been a year since Lemmy's "passed". Passed what? Passed wind?

 

FUCK OFF YOU SOFT BADTARDISING BASTARDS.

 

Dead is dead is dead as fuck.

[Trumo]

40 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

People lamenting somebody's "passing". The word you're looking for is "death".

IT BOILS MY PISS.

 

Reading something earlier about how it's been a year since Lemmy's "passed". Passed what? Passed wind?

 

FUCK OFF YOU SOFT BADTARDISING BASTARDS.

 

Dead is dead is dead as fuck.

 

Oh I know we've been through this before!

 

On 11/18/2015 at 11:21 PM, Carvalho Diablo said:

When people lament somebodies death and talk about their "passing".

 

"Passing" what ? Wind ? The parcel ? Are we on about Peyton Manning or what ?

 

It's DEATH. Say it. D-E-A-T-H. death, that old motherfucker with the scythe.

 

Jonah Lomu. The poor sod didn't "pass". He died, Dead. DEAD. DEAD AS FUCK.

 

On 11/19/2015 at 7:53 AM, Trumo said:

If memory serves, he just got the ball and ran through everybody in front of him instead.

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Passed me by.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

People lamenting somebody's "passing". The word you're looking for is "death".

IT BOILS MY PISS.

 

Reading something earlier about how it's been a year since Lemmy's "passed". Passed what? Passed wind?

 

FUCK OFF YOU SOFT BADTARDISING BASTARDS.

 

Dead is dead is dead as fuck.

Heroin is coming back , in a big fucking way 

[Captain Turdseye]

Kids birthday parties. 

 

Scheduled for 10am on a Saturday morning. 

 

In a soft play centre. 

 

Which is a 45 minute drive away from where all the kids live. 

 

Cunts. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Kids birthday parties. 

 

Scheduled for 10am on a Saturday morning. 

 

In a soft play centre. 

 

Which is a 45 minute drive away from where all the kids live. 

 

Cunts. 

See my last post above mate. Might help. 

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Kids birthday parties. 

 

Scheduled for 10am on a Saturday morning. 

 

In a soft play centre. 

 

Which is a 45 minute drive away from where all the kids live. 

 

Cunts. 

It’s Izzys this afternoon, 24 kids doing some science party bollocks.  Cost me a fucking fortune and they are making slime which will inevitably end up all over the house.  

[Dave D]

Walking black fluff all over the house when I take off my new socks

 

  

[Champ]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Kids birthday parties. 

 

Scheduled for 10am on a Saturday morning. 

 

In a soft play centre. 

 

Which is a 45 minute drive away from where all the kids live. 

 

Cunts. 

 

5 hours ago, rico1304 said:

It’s Izzys this afternoon, 24 kids doing some science party bollocks.  Cost me a fucking fortune and they are making slime which will inevitably end up all over the house.  

Seventh circle of hell.

 

Thoughts and prayers etc

[Captain Turdseye]

5 hours ago, rico1304 said:

It’s Izzys this afternoon, 24 kids doing some science party bollocks.  Cost me a fucking fortune and they are making slime which will inevitably end up all over the house.  

 

The one saving grace of having my birds’ ma live over the road is that anything slime related gets taken over to Grandma’s house. The reason I give is that she’s got laminate flooring and a glass table and we haven’t. The real reason is that I just can’t be fucked with clearing up the mess. 

[lifetime fan]

24 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

The one saving grace of having my birds’ ma live over the road is that anything slime related gets taken over to Grandma’s house. The reason I give is that she’s got laminate flooring and a glass table and we haven’t. The real reason is that I just can’t be fucked with clearing up the mess. 

 

And you hate the mother in law. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

 

And you hate the mother in law. 

 

Goes without saying. Fat goblin cunt. 

[Guest]

On 1/1/2019 at 9:25 PM, John102 said:

Christmas

Decembristmas

[Rico1304]

Well that wasn’t that bad, then science bloke was very good and the kids loved it.   

[sir roger]

On 1/1/2019 at 9:19 PM, manwiththestick said:

Anything tagged to a month pisses me off; Movember, Stoptober etc.

 

 

I'm reading about Januhairy , which is apparently empowering females by allowing them to go a bit ' 99 Red Balloons '

[Rico1304]

The fanfare that accompanies annual events like Wimbledon and the FA Cup.  The same stories trotted out, the same faux excitement, the same celebrities promoting themselves. 

[Jairzinho]

Smelly people.

 

Just have a fucking wash, you absolute rotters.

[magicrat]

Gym related anger again.

 

Fucking vacuous twats that sit on the machines and play with their bastard phones and won't budge even when they know people are waiting. Cunts the lot of them 

[Dave D]

5 hours ago, magicrat said:

Gym related anger again.

 

Fucking vacuous twats that sit on the machines and play with their bastard phones and won't budge even when they know people are waiting. Cunts the lot of them 

60 quid in Argos.

 

Never see the bell whiffs again

[TheBitch]

On 1/5/2019 at 8:20 AM, Captain Turdseye said:

Kids birthday parties. 

 

Scheduled for 10am on a Saturday morning. 

 

In a soft play centre. 

 

Which is a 45 minute drive away from where all the kids live. 

 

Cunts. 

 

On 1/5/2019 at 9:38 AM, rico1304 said:

It’s Izzys this afternoon, 24 kids doing some science party bollocks.  Cost me a fucking fortune and they are making slime which will inevitably end up all over the house.  

 

On 1/5/2019 at 2:42 PM, Champ said:

 

Seventh circle of hell.

 

Thoughts and prayers etc

I made a conscious decision some years ago that I wasn't going to have my life ruined, I've made some dreadful decisions in my life, and I've made a couple of good ones, reading these reminds me that I made the right choice. 

[VladimirIlyich]

23 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

 

 

I made a conscious decision some years ago that I wasn't going to have my life ruined, I've made some dreadful decisions in my life, and I've made a couple of good ones, reading these reminds me that I made the right choice. 

Its not the kids that cause the problems in these situations but mostly the women.