little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Elite]

People who put 'though' on the end of sentences.

 

Like 'This Weather though' or 'Usain Bolt last night though'

[lifetime fan]

Amen brother. I've addressed 2 blocked sink situations and am currently losing a battle with a blocked dishwasher. Fucked if I'm paying someone to come out. I've run 2 cleaner products through it and had the filter out so far. The pool of water in the bottom has reduced slightly and is of less greasy/foods nature. Am I going to have to take the pipe out you reckon?

We've a food recycling caddy on the work top next to the bloody dishwasher, you'd think she had to run a marathon before she could scrape the plates.

[Alan Sex]

Bus drivers who see people running for the bus as they go past and drive off 10 seconds before said person will arrive at the bus-stop.

People who can't get to a bus stop on time and expect it to wait for them, making everyone else late and risk missing their connection. It's not your mum's Ford Fiesta, it's the bus.

[General Dryness]

People who can't get to a bus stop on time and expect it to wait for them, making everyone else late and risk missing their connection. It's not your mum's Ford Fiesta, it's the bus.

 

Easy mistake to make Al.

 

You've probably shagged their mum on the back seat of both.

[AB13]

Amen brother. I've addressed 2 blocked sink situations and am currently losing a battle with a blocked dishwasher. Fucked if I'm paying someone to come out. I've run 2 cleaner products through it and had the filter out so far. The pool of water in the bottom has reduced slightly and is of less greasy/foods nature. Am I going to have to take the pipe out you reckon?

Had the same problem with mine. Sounds like the drain pump might have gone. Throw a cup full of white vinegar in on an empty cycle as well.

[Dave D]

Pubs that charge £3 for a tiny bowl of chips and then bring them out some cold wank fries.

 

Getting home from KFC to find they've forgot the gravy/hotwings etc. 

 

Motorbike/Cyclist with cameras on their helmets that actually cause issues by riding like bellwhiffs.

 

People that pull out in front of you causing you to brake and then drive at about 20mph, seemingly oblivious.

 

Not playing actual centre forwards in football matches you want to win

 

    

[Hades]

People that use mental illness as an insult. My severely retarded cousin has an IQ of below 20 and she would never hurt a fly. Call them the evil, greedy, hateful, selfish pricks they are, not mentally ill. 

[Faustus]

People who recline all the way back in their seat on planes.

 

Tory behaviour of the highest order.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

I've had enough of watching scenes
Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas

All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

[Trumo]

Pubs that charge £3 for a tiny bowl of chips and then bring them out some cold wank fries.

 

Getting home from KFC to find they've forgot the gravy/hotwings etc.

 

Those two things might be more related than you realise.

[Total Longo]

I'm sick and tired of hearing things

From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics

Ive had enough of reading things

By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians

 

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky

Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me

With just a pocketful of hope

Money for dope

Money for rope

 

I've had enough of watching scenes

Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas

 

All I want is the truth

Just gimme some truth

 

Ironically, that line has always annoyed me. Why doesn't he just say "hypocrites" like normal people?

 

Stupid ex-Beatle. 

[Total Longo]

Pubs that charge £3 for a tiny bowl of chips and then bring them out some cold wank fries.

 

Getting home from KFC to find they've forgot the gravy/hotwings etc. 

 

Motorbike/Cyclist with cameras on their helmets that actually cause issues by riding like bellwhiffs.

 

People that pull out in front of you causing you to brake and then drive at about 20mph, seemingly oblivious.

 

Not playing actual centre forwards in football matches you want to win

 

 

Negged. Rules are rules. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm sick and tired of hearing things

From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics

Ive had enough of reading things

By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians

 

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky

Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me

With just a pocketful of hope

Money for dope

Money for rope

 

I've had enough of watching scenes

Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas

 

All I want is the truth

Just gimme some truth

[Dave D]

Negged. Rules are rules.

 

Do you work at KFC?

[boots123]

Bus drivers who see people running for the bus as they go past and drive off 10 seconds before said person will arrive at the bus-stop.

Or drive past the front of the queue and pull up at the back end, enraging the people who should be first.

[chrisbonnie]

Or drive past the front of the queue and pull up at the back end, enraging the people who should be first.

[Rico1304]

People who recline all the way back in their seat on planes.

 

Tory behaviour of the highest order.

 

Tories are in first class.

[Carvalho Diablo]

People that use mental illness as an insult. My severely retarded cousin has an IQ of below 20 and she would never hurt a fly. Call them the evil, greedy, hateful, selfish pricks they are, not mentally ill.

Must say that I'm very guilty of this, all too often. Need to be much more mindful.

 

Your niece sounds like a lovely lass mate, I think I probably need to make a concerted effort to surround myself with good, kind people rather than the bunch of depraved, alcoholic psychos who seem to make up my circle of friends.

 

Sorry.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Decorative pillows on beds. Usually set two or three in a row. They serve no fucking purpose other than take up space on the floor where they are automatically lashed when you get into bed.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Whoever designed ikea should be murdered. Fucking hell hole designed by marketing psychology wankers trying to get you to eyeball every single item in stock. Only positive some fit staff in tight clobber. I think the path to hell would be laid out like ikea.

[ZonkoVille77]

Decorative pillows on beds. Usually set two or three in a row. They serve no fucking purpose other than take up space on the floor where they are automatically lashed when you get into bed.

I fucking hate them. The missus has shit loads of them all over the place. When she's wrecking my head I stick them in the dogs bed.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I fucking hate them. The missus has shit loads of them all over the place. When she's wrecking my head I stick them in the dogs bed.

I bet the dog lashes them back.

[Alan Sex]

I fucking hate them. The missus has shit loads of them all over the place. When she's wrecking my head I stick them in the dogs bed.

In the bin, right next to the "look at me" towels in the bog. I always wipe on the back of them. Ha.

[John101]

That advert about Prostate cancer. The one with 'Adult nap time', 'Your stuff', the stupid hat the young lad is wearing and the arl fella who acts a twat on the couch.

[Jairzinho]

That advert about Prostate cancer. The one with 'Adult nap time', 'Your stuff', the stupid hat the young lad is wearing and the arl fella who acts a twat on the couch.

 

Excellent shout.