Danny Dyer

[Dr Nowt]

'I Believe In Pricks', by Danny Dyer: Prick.

[The Golden Eel]

Have I negged you there chopper? Accident if so.

[Dr Nowt]

Gor bloimy you fackin' mug, you only bleedin' 'ave as well son. I should step a bit loively if I was you, there's some top, top boys gonna be here at seven bells, you best have a pipe out for their boats if you wanna keep your cannister intact, know what I mean? Etc etc etc.

[Captain Turdseye]

Some roight tasty geezers will open you up like a tin of beans, san.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Real name: Malcolm Smith

[Stickman]

And now before joining Eastenders Dyer has popped up in Hollyoaks Later playing an ex-pat gangster....

 

Facking brilliant the way he can seamlessly flip between roles...it's like Di Niro going from Godfather 2 to Goodfellas.....

 

Av it you facking muppet.

[General Dryness]

His real genius is in how he bends and moulds a role to make it his, by playing exactly the same character in every film, regardless of storyline or setting.

[razor]

Danny Dyer is the real deal, running across the tracks with the street urchins he grew up with.  He's lived and breathed London's underbelly since he was a nipper.

 

I bet many a soldier from his street crew went to drama school and longed to be a professional thespian, too.

 

Danny Dyer's favourite song is "I'm still Jenny from the Block".

[General Dryness]

Danny Dyer is the real deal, running across the tracks with the street urchins he grew up with.  He's lived and breathed London's underbelly since he was a nipper.

 

I bet many a soldier from his street crew went to drama school and longed to be a professional thespian, too.

 

Danny Dyer's favourite song is "I'm still Jenny from the Block".

 

But when he sings it, he changes the lyrics to "I'm still Danny from up the elephant and rahhhhnd the castle innit"

[Anubis]

He's really fallen from grace this time. Almost unforgivable.

 

I still remember him at his peak though :

 

 

I honestly believe Danny's been anally probed.

[General Dryness]

I honestly believe Danny's been anally probed.

 

He has been known to sing-a, about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a.

[Bjornebye]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04L1brLGSt4

 

worth a watch. 

[Chip Butty]

His real genius is in how he bends and moulds a role to make it his, by playing exactly the same character in every film, regardless of storyline or setting.

He's been taking acting lessons at the Michael Caine School of Acting and Cockneyish.

[General Dryness]

He's been taking acting lessons at the Michael Caine School of Acting and Cockneyish.

 

Not a lot of people know that.

[md1892]

His appearance on 8 out of 10 cats a couple of months ago was comedy gold

[VladimirIlyich]

Nice to see him moving away from his Shakespearean acting roots once more.

'Alas Poor Yorick, 'e was a fackin' caant.'

[Red Banjo]

Heard this on Radio 1 the other day. Funny

 

[Mendoza]

Amazed he lasted the full two minutes without swearing. 

[Anubis]

Is that Dyer, or an impersonator? 

[SammyAftershave]

Stupid shit cunt, What's the point of him?

 

The cunt!

[Scott_M]

He's appalling.

[KMD7]

He's appalling.

 

 

He's nawty

[aws]

Taking over the Vic at Christmas. Can't wait.

[lifetime fan]

A picture can tell a thousand words...

 

 

 

 

 

And every one of them would be cunt.

[RedKnight]

There are some awful crimes against fashion in that photo.