What professions have you banged?

[llego]

 

I'd of thought most women would be offering it on a plate there, you see certain things in your life and you learn to grab pleasure where it's offered.

 

NGO people in general are an incestuous bunch

[Magic Sponge]

Germans girls are proper tidy as well as filth personified.

[Bjornebye]

Germans girls are proper tidy as well as filth personified.

 

 

two german dentists became good mates with my old housemate. he was tryin to get into one and they would turn up all hours in the morning of a weekend. over the course of 3 weeks i banged them both. he didn't even get a smelly finger.

 

have to say, one of them had a right bush. put me off.

[bigbak]

An accountant (love of my life)

 

I only ever made love to her. She fucked me on the side.

[lifetime fan]

What are you going on about?

[Section_31]

?

[Skrtel Milk]

A teacher, a cashier, a librarian, a nurse, a journalist. Almost had another journalist, but her friend battered the door demanding her to walk her home.

 

Got a hand job by a social worker once.

[stringvest]

if you get as far as asking what they do for a living, you've committed to a relationship. Keep it simple. Journalists can be hard work, as you can find yourself reading about the travails of your relationship over the shoulder of someone on the tube.

[stringvest]

two german dentists became good mates with my old housemate. he was tryin to get into one and they would turn up all hours in the morning of a weekend. over the course of 3 weeks i banged them both. he didn't even get a smelly finger.

 

have to say, one of them had a right bush. put me off.

 

I hope you asked them to open wide.

[bigbak]

What are you going on about?

 

I'm not on POF at 40 because I've been a good boy. I "car shared" with a girl at work and it all went wrong.

[lifetime fan]

I'm not on POF at 40 because I've been a good boy. I "car shared" with a girl at work and it all went wrong.

 

 

I'm not aware of your circumstances mate and don't expect you to share them but have a look back at some of the stuff you've posted on here recently and think why you might be struggling with women.

 

You only have sex with women you love.

You can't talk to women.

You made love to her but she fucked you etc etc

 

The only woman who likes a pussy is a dyke.

 

Now grow a set, start posting more tits and start bumming some slags.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

I'm not aware of your circumstances mate and don't expect you to share them but have a look back at some of the stuff you've posted on here recently and think why you might be struggling with women.

 

You only have sex with women you love.

You can't talk to women.

You made love to her but she fucked you etc etc

 

The only woman who likes a pussy is a dyke.

 

Now grow a set, start posting more tits and start bumming some slags.

 

Sounds great advice to me.

 

As an old door closes a new one opens.

[bigbak]

I'm not aware of your circumstances mate and don't expect you to share them but have a look back at some of the stuff you've posted on here recently and think why you might be struggling with women.

 

You only have sex with women you love.

You can't talk to women.

You made love to her but she fucked you etc etc

 

The only woman who likes a pussy is a dyke.

 

Now grow a set, start posting more tits and start bumming some slags.

 

Nah. It's because I'm ugly.

[lifetime fan]

Nah. It's because I'm ugly.

 

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

You poor depressing cunt.

 

Have some rep to cheer you up.

[bigbak]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

You poor depressing cunt.

 

Have some rep to cheer you up.

 

Thanks, but I'm ok today. Two single mothers in the pipeline.

One I like the look of (long haired brunette with brown eyes), but hasn't been online since she sent me a message.

The other no pictures and "prefer not to say" body type. She'll either be incredibly foxy or very disappointing. Then I can ask her how many kids and say that's too many. Fingers crossed it's not one.

 

I turned down a 42 year old who looked well off. Attractive, but I was put off by the interrogation I'd have to go through before I got a date.

 

Still hoping for a 26 year old gold digger with big tits and a tight one.

[silverlining]

Thanks, but I'm ok today. Two single mothers in the pipeline.

One I like the look of (long haired brunette with brown eyes), but hasn't been online since she sent me a message.

The other no pictures and "prefer not to say" body type. She'll either be incredibly foxy or very disappointing. Then I can ask her how many kids and say that's too many. Fingers crossed it's not one.

 

I turned down a 42 year old who looked well off. Attractive, but I was put off by the interrogation I'd have to go through before I got a date.

 

Still hoping for a 26 year old gold digger with big tits and a tight one.

 

You keep tight hold of that dream, no matter what happens, do you hear me?

 

KEEP HOLD OF THAT DREAM!

[dickie mint]

Still hoping for a 26 year old gold digger with big tits and a tight one.

 

 

Gavin Henson.

[VladimirIlyich]

Thanks, but I'm ok today. Two single mothers in the pipeline.

One I like the look of (long haired brunette with brown eyes), but hasn't been online since she sent me a message.

The other no pictures and "prefer not to say" body type. She'll either be incredibly foxy or very disappointing. Then I can ask her how many kids and say that's too many. Fingers crossed it's not one.

 

I turned down a 42 year old who looked well off. Attractive, but I was put off by the interrogation I'd have to go through before I got a date.

 

Still hoping for a 26 year old gold digger with big tits and a tight one.

 

God bless the powers of imagination.

[bigbak]

The Accountant was 25 (now 28) at time and had double D's. Always paid her way though.

Did lots of pelvic floor exercises.

 

I think if I dehumanise her it may knock her off my pedestal.

[Sugar Ape]

NSFW

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

Secondary school teacher. About ten years older than me at the time (I was 22, so we're going back about 15 years). Did a random google search of her name a few months back, she's now a head of department at one of the top schools in the country (England). Tightest fanny I've ever experienced. Big bush though.

 

Lawyer. Dirty as fuck. Not a hair on it. Fell short of perfection by refusing to have her back doors smashed in.

[Croque Monsieur]

At the Oktoberfest a couple of years ago I met and banged an American bird who worked for the 'defence contractor' (i.e. weapons manufacturer) Raytheon.

 

Needless to say, she encountered a weapon of mass destruction that night; etc, etc.

[Sugar Ape]

Just remembered this dance teacher I was banging, fuck me she was filthy. First night I met her she told me her last boyfriend liked it if she licked his arsehole whilst she was giving him a wank.

[Croque Monsieur]

Just remembered this dance teacher I was banging, fuck me she was filthy. First night I met her she told me her last boyfriend liked it if she licked his arsehole whilst she was giving him a wank.

 

Tromboning?

[Sugar Ape]

 

Tromboning?

 

Yep.

 

Fucking whore she was.