What professions have you banged?

[Croque Monsieur]

Yep.

 

Fucking whore she was.

 

Fair play to her.

 

I love an 'adventurous' bird.

[Remmie]

Bet you felt a bit weird kissing her after that though right?

[Sugar Ape]

Bet you felt a bit weird kissing her after that though right?

 

Yeah, but I'd already necked her before she told me. And banged her. And sponked on her face.

[Croque Monsieur]

Yeah, but I'd already necked her before she told me. And banged her. And sponked on her face.

 

Fine work sir.

 

By the way, top marks for the shaving thread; I am now a full-on, committed double-edge safety razor man. The resulting shave is as close as fuck.

[Sugar Ape]

I was going to bump that thread and see how everyone was getting on with it, I tried those feather blades which are meant to be the sharpest out there and cut my face to shreds. Going to go back to the Derby ones.

 

But yeah, first night I'd been banging her for about ten minutes when she asked me if I had a condom. I said no and started to pull out and she said I'm not that arsed don't be stopping.

[Croque Monsieur]

I was going to bump that thread and see how everyone was getting on with it, I tried those feather blades which are meant to be the sharpest out there and cut my face to shreds. Going to go back to the Derby ones.

 

But yeah, first night I'd been banging her for about ten minutes when she asked me if I had a condom. I said no and started to pull out and she said I'm not that arsed don't be stopping.

 

The shaving thread is deffo worthy of being bumped. (Feather's are on my 'to-do' list as Derby's just don't hold their edge for me - I've got a beard like razor wire).

 

I feel I've left this thread lacking. I do have a tale to tell about a fine strumpet in New York City, but it would involve a lot of exposition so, right now, I just can't be arsed.

[Sugar Ape]

 

The shaving thread is deffo worthy of being bumped. (Feather's are on my 'to-do' list as Derby's just don't hold their edge for me - I've got a beard like razor wire).

 

I feel I've left this thread lacking. I do have a tale to tell about a fine strumpet in New York City' date=' but it would involve a lot of exposition so, right now, I just can't be arsed.[/quote']

 

It's not possible to have thicker stubble than me, but the feather blades just do not give me a good cut. They're no better than the derby and worse than the Merkur when I've used them, but they are much less forgiving if you go over a slight bump.

 

I got the Edwin Jagger buckthorn shaving soap as well and that was disappointing. The Proraso cream was a bit better, but the Taylors of old bond street one is the best I've tried so far.

[Croque Monsieur]

It's not possible to have thicker stubble than me, but the feather blades just do not give me a good cut. They're no better than the derby and worse than the Merkur when I've used them, but they are much less forgiving if you go over a slight bump.

 

I got the Edwin Jagger buckthorn shaving soap as well and that was disappointing. The Proraso cream was a bit better, but the Taylors of old bond street one is the best I've tried so far.

 

I bought the 'Bluebeard's Revenge' shaving cream from the Shaving Shack (http://www.shaving-shack.com/); if you mix it up in a bowl it creates an incredible amount of silky-smooth lather - I was hugely impressed. I want to try the Proraso cream next though as it's cheaper and gets rave reviews.

 

We deffo need to resurrect the shaving thread though; we're getting seriously off-topic here!