Have a rant thread

[Unrighteous]

Fucking Nazis deleting the Aintree Slags thread!!

 

WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vincent Vega]

Car alarms. I just spent the might listening to my neighbours V reg Focus heap of shit's car alarm going off all night. They'd be doing him a favour by stealing it, so fuck knows why he has an alarm on it.

[Sugar Ape]

WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Check the MF thread.

 

Still don't know why the original had to be deleted though.

[Vincent Vega]

Check the MF thread.

 

Still don't know why the original had to be deleted though.

 

Didn't someone see their arse because the Mail and Telegraph were portraying Scouse swamp monsters in a bad light instead of focusing their pictures on some of the finer filleys on display?

 

I loved that thread, some of the sights on there were hilarious.

[Sugar Ape]

 

Didn't someone see their arse because the Mail and Telegraph were portraying Scouse swamp monsters in a bad light instead of focusing their pictures on some of the finer filleys on display?

 

I loved that thread' date=' some of the sights on there were hilarious.[/quote']

 

Don't see how that should be reason to delete it though?

[Liverpool lad]

Store cards

 

Fucking fed up of being offered them time and time again when buying clothes, and having to refuse them with excuses such as 'I can't trust myself' when the truth is that you wouldn't want to borrow at cunts rates like theirs

[Pony Princess]

Don't see how that should be reason to delete it though?

 

IIRC it was on the GF and people were being quite nasty on the thread about the birds on there. Doesn't personally bother me but it probably would have been suited better suited to the MF, as it would be pretty cringe worthy stuff if we were angry about the way the papers were behaving, but being equally cunty ourselves on a public forum.

 

I don't usually buy the papers but I did for the race cards today. The Mirror was very respectful about the birds from yesterday, and not being all cunty and snide about it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'm glad the aintree slags thread is closed. My mums gone today.

[TheBitch]

I'm glad the aintree slags thread is closed. My mums gone today.

 

You not seen the MF then? Yer ma's all over it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've looked. Luckily my mum is a fairly classy lady so she won't be pissed dressed like a tart wobbling all over the place.

 

 

Please god.

[Pony Princess]

pissed dressed like a tart wobbling all over the place.

 

"Teehee! Lambrini girls just want to have fun! xD xD xD"

[Pony Princess]

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Oh for fucks sake. How is this talentless plain cunt hosting anything? She's fucking PLAINNNNNN. Oh so plain. She says something and she has said nothing. Urgh... She is just so awful I don't even know what to say anymore. I know Saturday night TV is shite but why don't they just accept that and just show some lesbian porn for 8 hours or something?

[Unrighteous]

Store cards

 

Fucking fed up of being offered them time and time again when buying clothes, and having to refuse them with excuses such as 'I can't trust myself' when the truth is that you wouldn't want to borrow at cunts rates like theirs

 

I find my response of, "No, and I don't want one", usually stops that tomfoolery.

[PestiRed]

Working with clients in the Middle East.

 

The bastards deliberately insists on Saturday and Sunday conference calls to fuck up your weekends. No real reason, just because they are the clients and they can

[lifetime fan]

"Teehee! Lambrini girls just want to have fun! xD xD xD"

 

 

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[Bjornebye]

Kiosk staff in supermarkets.

 

This fucking pissed me off today. I got in the queue for the kiosk to get a few euro millions tickets for later. Already behind 4 people with more and more jopining behind me, all huffing and puffing because despite there being 3 till points only one had staff on it. It wasn't easy to look round and spot loads of them all in conversation with each other. one fat short haired mess walked past the queue, looking at it and smiling and then lent herself over the customer service desk to frighten her mate then styand and have a conversation. All the while the queue is getting bigger.

Finally got to the front and have my slip and bank card in my hand. She took the slip, put it in the machine then looked at me with her fucking common southern pompey drivel voice and went 'erm, excuse me it's cash only at this till'

Now there had been no signs put up, never before has it been cash only at that till when I ahve been in there and no-one let the queue know it was cash only either. So not only did I waste 10 minutes in a fucking queue I didn't need to be in but I also got spoken too by a snotty fucking middle aged bitch with long smokers teeth (you know when they have grey bits on them) as if it was my fucking fault she has scanned the ticket. I said well hold it there and i'll go the cashpoint (meaning, serve the peoople behind me and ill run back when i've got the cash) to which she replied 'yeah but the machine isn't working and there is a queue'

AAAaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhh ffffuuuuucccckkkkk yyyyoooouuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well fucking bin it then cunt and next time speak to people with a bit more fucking decency when it's you who cant be arsed putting a fucking sign out to say cash only you fucking lazy smarmy gossiping thick fucking lazy cunting slag

Fuck off

[brucespanner]

I hate cunts that queue up at supermarket kiosks with hundreds of old lottery tickets, or looking to buy every type of variant the lottery has.

 

Just get over it, you will never be rich or beautiful and your days will be spent living in fetid squalor before dying alone and stinking of your own piss, probably that of your only other earthly companion as well, your cat/dog.

 

Get out of my fucking way, I have things I'd rather be doing than watching your desperation for a quick fix solution to your shit life.

[Bjornebye]

I hate cunts that queue up at supermarket kiosks with hundreds of old lottery tickets, or looking to buy every type of variant the lottery has.

 

Just get over it, you will never be rich or beautiful and your days will be spent living in fetid squalor before dying alone and stinking of your own piss, probably that of your only other earthly companion as well, your cat/dog.

 

Get out of my fucking way, I have things I'd rather be doing than watching your desperation for a quick fix solution to your shit life.

 

haha you cunt I was buying just the euro millions. in my sharp suit. no dog and decent aftershave on.

[brucespanner]

haha you cunt I was buying just the euro millions. in my sharp suit. no dog and decent aftershave on.

 

Fear not it wasn't actually about you, but you made me remember numerous occasions where I've been stuck behind some tramp, invariably on a mobilty scooter, thrusting hand full after hand full of tickets at 'Julie', they're always called fucking 'Julie'! Then proceeding to buy an entire benefits claim worth of tickets for the coming week.

 

I don't mind the lottery, never played it myself, but it's the people who have a genuine belief that 'It could be me' that fucking annoy me. In my cull they, estate agents and recruitment consultants would be first against the fucking wall.

[Bjornebye]

Fear not it wasn't actually about you, but you made me remember numerous occasions where I've been stuck behind some tramp, invariably on a mobilty scooter, thrusting hand full after hand full of tickets at 'Julie', they're always called fucking 'Julie'! Then proceeding to buy an entire benefits claim worth of tickets for the coming week.

 

I don't mind the lottery, never played it myself, but it's the people who have a genuine belief that 'It could be me' that fucking annoy me. In my cull they, estate agents and recruitment consultants would be first against the fucking wall.

 

Arr ok. And yeah i agree. when people over 70 buy them it baffles me. fucking selfish that is. Not like they are likely to blow it all on cocaine, slags and ale filled jacuzzi's is it?

[Sugar Ape]

The worst cunts with the lottery are the ones who win millions and then stay in the same shifty house and the only thing they splash out on is a caravan. Why fucking play it then?

 

If I ever won it I'd be dead within a year.

[Bjornebye]

The worst cunts with the lottery are the ones who win millions and then stay in the same shifty house and the only thing they splash out on is a caravan. Why fucking play it then?

 

If I ever won it I'd be dead within a year.

 

Exactly the same here. i would box off some close family and friends with some depending on how much i won then i'd become a fucking spoilt obnoxious drunk cunt till I died.

 

"Oh i'll still do my cleaning job, i'd miss the girls too much and be bored"

 

Fuck you cunt

[Paulie Dangerously]

Some prick has pushed my Muller yogurt to the back of the work fridge with such force that the lid has been penetrated.

 

Scum

[md1892]

The worst cunts with the lottery are the ones who win millions and then stay in the same shifty house and the only thing they splash out on is a caravan. Why fucking play it then?

 

If I ever won it I'd be dead within a year.

 

Like that Scottish pair who bought a new engine for their Mondeo.

 

Twats.

 

I'd have a sex yacht within a week.

[s(k)aturation]

Some prick has pushed my Muller yogurt to the back of the work fridge with such force that the lid has been penetrated.

 

Scum

 

I hope your sandwich was unviolated, mate.