Gimp XI

[dennis tooth]

Think its promising but its still pre season so wouldnt read too much into it.

[jsims]

Nearly worked, until you 3 started talking about football...

[Garrincha]

Since MajesticSuarez only likes to put people in formations that are already here, I thought I'd bump this.

 

This is the formation I think the forum gimps will use next season. They have real strength in the fullback and wide areas. Antynwa has been anonymous of late but I'm sure he'll come back into form and Rafa Shankly is remarkably consistent on the other side whilst further up the field JermainePennant and MajesticSuarez display fantastic dribbling skills.

 

 

The right flank of Manero shadowed by Pennant is the most fluent placement of gimps i've seen in a long time. It's a seamless transition that flows as sweetly as a silent fart in a midnight breeze. It's like a checkmate of gimps, you lose, you do not pass go, you do not collect 200 dollars, you will never beat this gimp, your playing snakes and ladders but there are no ladders on this board, every square has a snake and every snake leads back to the first square, it's the higgs boson of gimps. It's as Jesuit Pierre coined, the Omega Point. We've reached critical mass captain, this gimp ship is going down and all the leather crouch less chaps and gag balls in the world aren't going to save it.

Edited June 30, 2013 by Garrincha

[Scott_M]

It's not as funny when the formation isn't presented as Gimp Masks, like on Page 1.

 

Saying that Matthewbet1, Code72 & Simon have still got to be in the squad. No way should Simon have been dropped and surely Matthewbet1 racist comments on the GF & continuous dreadful transfer rumours must have cemented his starting place?

[General Dryness]

It's not as funny when the formation isn't presented as Gimp Masks, like on Page 1.

 

Saying that Matthewbet1, Code72 & Simon have still got to be in the squad. No way should Simon have been dropped and surely Matthewbet1 racist comments on the GF & continuous dreadful transfer rumours must have cemented his starting place?

 

But who in Cliffs name would you drop from that starting 11? Selection nightmare.

[Sugar Ape]

It's not as funny when the formation isn't presented as Gimp Masks' date=' like on Page 1.

 

Saying that Matthewbet1, Code72 & Simon have still got to be in the squad. No way should Simon have been dropped and surely Matthewbet1 racist comments on the GF & continuous dreadful transfer rumours must have cemented his starting place?[/quote']

 

Code turned 50 yesterday so he's had to move into a coaching position and I'm not entirely sure Simon has all of his limbs intact.

[Scott_M]

But who in Cliffs name would you drop from that starting 11? Selection nightmare.

 

No doubt the squad has great strength & depth but I think Sugar Ape has gone with the flavours of the month.

 

Form is temporary, class is permanent.

 

Code turned 50 yesterday so he's had to move into a coaching position and I'm not entirely sure Simon has all of his limbs intact.

 

From looking at Code's posts on the MF, it's clear the lad still has it & much to offer the side.

 

Simon has lost a bit recently but I'm sure his next "classic" thread can't be far away.

[boomer39]

transfer request on the way boss....

[JermainePennant]

My football knowledge is excellent as his been proven with many debates on here where I have been proven right in the end.

 

Looking at how a lot of posters get so much shit wrong and the poor apointments after rafa I was seriously thinking id have to get in at lower leagues and work my way up to the lfc job, I thought i must have had some special talent as managers and fans where so wrong about things that I could see clearly.

 

Ive fuckin argued with fans that thought koncechsky was good enough for us and the famous summer were most on here wanted xabi gone and Barry in.

 

Finally we have a top manager who knows what hes doing and that I have faith and belief in, lets hope the same 'knowledgeable' fans on here who forced rafa out don't get to do the same with BR, the choice to get rid of rafa wasn't exactly right was it?

[Carvalho Diablo]

My football knowledge is excellent as his been proven with many debates on here where I have been proven right in the end.

 

 

[Gym Beglin]

I'm a safe pair of hands. It's quite flattering this really.

 

I'm quite consistent really, but have moments of lunacy, so I'm in the Rene Higuita or Jose Luis Chilavert mould of keepers. I'll behave myself at a dinner party, but I might spit piss at you after 11pm.

[Kevin D]

Bump.

[The Bugged Out]

Frencheyecunt upfront with the drowning man.

[Kevin D]

Some of Chauncey's other work.

 

[Jairzinho]

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery.

 

 

My word.

[J-V]

Some of Chauncey's other work.

 

 

I'll never get tired of that video.

 

[Red Banjo]

Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

 

Seems I got my wish and I can rep it for a second time.

 

This remains one of the best posts in the history of the interweb.

[mattyq]

That still makes me giggle like a 3 year old

[stringvest]

That is rather brilliant, that lineup.  I particularly like the photo of Xerxes.

[John101]

Some of Chauncey's other work.

 

 

 

I cry every time. Amazing.

[Bjornebye]

2013/14 Gimp team of the year

 

[Red Banjo]

It just doesn't carry the same panache without the masks and an amusing anecdote alongside it.

[Bjornebye]

It just doesn't carry the same panache without the masks and an amusing anecdote alongside it.

 

Agreed, didn't quite have time. 

 

The kits quite apt though. 

[Tony Moanero]

We all dream of a team of Codes.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That YouTube vid and the gimp team are works of grunt inducing genius.