*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jockey]

Lets not forget their 'Fab four'.

 

Which is actually one half decent scando, a freestyler and and old man. Plus the best player in the world.......at his price, from Turkey, who is called Cenk.

[manwiththestick]

I hope they never ever change.

[General Dryness]

So, having been taken in by Peel with their shiny "artist's impressions" and flannel about thousands of jobs and millions in revenue, the bellends who run our city are determined to fall for the same shite from Moshiri.

According to wiki, the proposed transport link between Liverpool Waters and the city centre is a monorail.

 

If that's not a sign that the whole thing is dodgy as fuck, I don't know what is.

[suzy]

A Week in Everton

 

Lose the derby.

Player makes (apparently) unsubstantiated claims.

Same player investigated for homophobic comments.

Major shareholder tells some weird story about a former player.

Former player seeks legal advice about said story

Best remaining player sold for a laughably low fee

Mayor of Liverpool makes a stink about questioning the legitimacy of the deal

Same Mayor loans £280m of our money to the "Mersey Millionaires" - perfectly legitimately, of course

Signed a no-mark and proclaimed him "the best in Europe... at his price"

Unveil a child's crayon drawing as their legacy for the site of "the Old Lady"

 

 

I wonder what Thursday will bring.

You really couldn’t make it up

[Boss]

[Sputnik1]

 

 

According to wiki, the proposed transport link between Liverpool Waters and the city centre is a monorail.

If that's not a sign that the whole thing is dodgy as fuck, I don't know what is.

 

[Bellflower]

Please let it be so , with blue and white livery...............

[Barrington Womble]

I listened the the 5 live daily podcast this morning. Boss Hogg took a bit of a hammering over his letters. It's reassuring to hear the rest of the world seem as bemused and horrified as we are and we're not just looking at this with red blinkers. The shame of it all though, is the cunt gets to represent our city

[RJ Fan club]

Is there a chance the track will bend, not on your life my *Voodoo* friend!

 

Monorail, monorail, monorail!

[deiseach]

Is there a chance the track will bend, not on your life my *Voodoo* friend!

 

Monorail, monorail, monorail!

 

Singing is Redshite behaviour.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Haha. They've found some tweets by Robertson calling his mate a "wee poof" when he was about 18.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They are after Walcott now, fat Sham saying he is a proven player with scoring goals and his crossing ability. Hahaha. 

[Anubis]

But can he drive a monorail?

[Dave D]

Everton. Very good at buying players 5 years too late

[aws]

Their lawyers are busy drafting a no voodoo clause.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Everton. Very good at buying players 5 years too late

 

They are the Elephant graveyard for clapped out players. 

[Section_31]

They are after Walcott now, fat Sham saying he is a proven player with scoring goals and his crossing ability. Hahaha.

The new Cadamateri

[Section_31]

Anyone ever noticed how blues use other clubs' players against you in arguments?

 

You'd be taking about Owen or something and they'd be like: "Tell you what though, that Thierry Henry shits all over him."

 

The fuck? It's like someone bragging about their house and you saying it's not as nice as Caesar's Palace.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The new Cadamateri

 

Aye, whatever happened to that Bozo? The thing is, it will get Everton fans all excited and they'll be booing the poor fucker after his first few sitters he misses. It is like that Tosun fellow they have signed for 27 million, he was dirt in the Bundesliga and at U21 level for Germany. Moved back to Turkey for a small fee not even half a million at the time to resurrect his career both at club and international level. Any half decent forward would score in that league, it is all about attacking play and the top clubs are way ahead of the dross. He even struggled to do that, all of a sudden Bitter fans think he's gonna be their new Dixie Dean, deluded fucks. 

[Anubis]

Their lawyers are busy drafting a no voodoo clause.

He's not the ploa he once was.

[Chip Butty]

Anyone ever noticed how blues use other clubs' players against you in arguments?

 

You'd be taking about Owen or something and they'd be like: "Tell you what though, that Thierry Henry shits all over him."

 

The fuck? It's like someone bragging about their house and you saying it's not as nice as Caesar's Palace.

 

They don't talk about themselves in the turd person.

[Boss]

I'm happy with them signing players on the decline like Theo Walcott. All the shit they gave us for signing Andy Carroll. Sigurdsson for 50 million quid, crushed weetabix head on 180,000 a week. The money they are spending on absolute shite is pure karma.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some Bloo bellend on Twitter trying to have a dig.

 

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The Liv just keep on giving and giving

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just one tiny problem with that.

 

[TheBitch]

They really are sad cunts aren't they.