*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Anubis]

Born, not manufactured.

 

Kirkles

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• Yesterday at 9:40 AM

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Claretmacca said:

Really can’t believe the negativity I read surrounding this possible appointment. He’s exactly what you need.

Dyche played a style of football based on the resources he had on and off the field. And at times, particularly in the championship it was far better on the eye than he gets credit for. If he had the tools he would evolve his style of play.

He was instrumental in us getting two promotions with good football with the likes of Ings and Trippier. And when he had the money signed good footballers in cornet, defour, barton.

The likes of Keane, Tarkowski and even McNeil were a million miles away from what you’ve seen at Everton.

He would be the perfect short and long term man for the job.

Just not convinced the Everton fan base realise the gravity of the situation they’re in.

He’s managed two seasons in the championship. The first season we were promoted behind a Leicester side that had the likes of vardy two years before they won the premier league. The second we dominated the league and went 23 games undefeated from Christmas to the end of the season.

He broke countless records. Including ending a 35 year wait for a win in the local derby. And we never lost against them since.

He kept us up against the odds. Had three top ten finishes.

You will be lucky to get such a brilliant manager in. I’m actually surprised it’s taken a club in this situation before he’s been seriously linked.

You had a fashionable manager in Lampard. (And plenty of other names in Ancelotti, Koeman, Silva) and where did that get Everton?

Dyche is a fantastic choice.

You really can't believe the negativity ? We're Everton fans. Most of us were born negative.

[VladimirIlyich]

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Born, not manufactured.

 

Kirkles

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Claretmacca said:

Really can’t believe the negativity I read surrounding this possible appointment. He’s exactly what you need.

Dyche played a style of football based on the resources he had on and off the field. And at times, particularly in the championship it was far better on the eye than he gets credit for. If he had the tools he would evolve his style of play.

He was instrumental in us getting two promotions with good football with the likes of Ings and Trippier. And when he had the money signed good footballers in cornet, defour, barton.

The likes of Keane, Tarkowski and even McNeil were a million miles away from what you’ve seen at Everton.

He would be the perfect short and long term man for the job.

Just not convinced the Everton fan base realise the gravity of the situation they’re in.

He’s managed two seasons in the championship. The first season we were promoted behind a Leicester side that had the likes of vardy two years before they won the premier league. The second we dominated the league and went 23 games undefeated from Christmas to the end of the season.

He broke countless records. Including ending a 35 year wait for a win in the local derby. And we never lost against them since.

He kept us up against the odds. Had three top ten finishes.

You will be lucky to get such a brilliant manager in. I’m actually surprised it’s taken a club in this situation before he’s been seriously linked.

You had a fashionable manager in Lampard. (And plenty of other names in Ancelotti, Koeman, Silva) and where did that get Everton?

Dyche is a fantastic choice.

You really can't believe the negativity ? We're Everton fans. Most of us were born negative.

That Burnley fan is more realistic than most Everton fans. It also looks like they could pass each other next season with Burnley likely to get promotion.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Still no official confirmation that Dyche has actually been appointed.

 

Is there still time for them to everton this up?

[Redder Lurtz]

10 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Am I reading this right? The club that every other club looks to as a paragon of good governance and administration turned down £80m for Gordon a few months ago and have now flogged him for half that?

 

 

[Pete]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Still no official confirmation that Dyche has actually been appointed.

 

Is there still time for them to everton this up?

Dyche is busy having a blue rinse before it’s announced and he does the press conference.  

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Still no official confirmation that Dyche has actually been appointed.

 

Is there still time for them to everton this up?

There’s always time for that.

[Wezza]

Just putting the finishing touches to what I’m sure is a 10 year contract 

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Still no official confirmation that Dyche has actually been appointed.

 

Is there still time for them to everton this up?

I was wondering that. They've made a big deal of telling the press all week they wanted a manager in place for Friday and then it's clear they've made an offer. Perhaps dyche after speaking to them isn't quite as keen on it all as they are? It can't be dyche is about to go elsewhere? Although if he had any sense he'd wait for something like the west ham job. 

[suzy]

On 26/01/2023 at 06:11, ralph said:

Piss and cucumber, brilliant. 

That’s the bit that amused me!

[Chocoholic]

13 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Am I reading this right? The club that every other club looks to as a paragon of good governance and administration turned down £80m for Gordon a few months ago and have now flogged him for half that?

 

The bid from Chelsea was £60M, but it's still a very significant reduction for those Utopian club board members

[DaveT]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

I was wondering that. They've made a big deal of telling the press all week they wanted a manager in place for Friday and then it's clear they've made an offer. Perhaps dyche after speaking to them isn't quite as keen on it all as they are? It can't be dyche is about to go elsewhere? Although if he had any sense he'd wait for something like the west ham job. 

Struggling to pass the medical?!

[Chocoholic]

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[manwiththestick]

Maybe, him agreeing to sign on is based on a getting some money to spend so they're reliant on selling Gordon to get him in.

 

I will wee down my leg it this goes tits up.

[Barrington Womble]

29 minutes ago, DaveT said:

Struggling to pass the medical?!

Those red genes could cause some issues I'm sure. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

40 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Maybe, him agreeing to sign on is based on a getting some money to spend so they're reliant on selling Gordon to get him in.

 

I will wee down my leg it this goes tits up.

We all will.

 

(Down our own legs.)

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

 

 

I will wee down my leg it this goes tits up.

When you’re in your 40s you don’t need a reason to do this.

[Trumo]

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2023/01/everton-space-themed-hummel-shirts.html

 

In space, no-one can hear you boo.

[dockers_strike]

Big Dunc got his managerial career off to a flyer, managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory when 2 very late goals sent Forest Green Rovers to a 2-1 defeat!

[magicrat]

32 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Big Dunc got his managerial career off to a flyer, managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory when 2 very late goals sent Forest Green Rovers to a 2-1 defeat!

Ideal preparation for a move to Goodison 

[an tha]

Sadly Dyche is ideal for where they find themselves.

 

He'll organise them, he'll get them putting in a shift and whilst it won't be at all pretty, it will likely be effective enough to see them finish out of the shit and ahead of at least 3 of the terrible teams down there.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

54 minutes ago, an tha said:

He'll organise them, he'll get them putting in a shift

I'm yet to be convinced. You can't get mango juice by squeezing a turnip.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think its more Lampard was getting turnip juice from a mango. A mouldy arse mango.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Big Dunc got his managerial career off to a flyer, managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory when 2 very late goals sent Forest Green Rovers to a 2-1 defeat!

You can take the man out of Everton, but you can’t take Everton out of the man.

[an tha]

20 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'm yet to be convinced. You can't get mango juice by squeezing a turnip.

Let's hope not eh...really want them down now.

[manwiththestick]

Everton's new signing Danjuma just scored for Spurs.