Instant cunt identifiers

[Harry Squatter]

Some fella I worked with married some Danish bird. The ceremony was in Denmark and he was from Newmarket. For some bizarre reason he wore a kilt that he couldn't even explain as we asked him if he had any Scottish ancestry and he said no.

[bouncebrigade]

People (usually women) who run in the office.  JUST. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.

 

Unless there's a fire or a bomb scare, under no circumstances should this happen.

 

This really grinds my gears.

 

Stop chasing them then

 

You'd want to see the lady in question.  The tide wouldn't take her out.

[Section_31]

Anyone on less than 25 grand a year who puts the word 'executive' in their job title, parking space, flat, or gym membership. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

They say no running when there's a fire but on those green signs the fella is legging it.

[Section_31]

Anyone with a room in their house called 'the den'. 

[Major Tom]

Anyone with a room in their house called 'the den'.

 

*renames the den, the snug*

[Section_31]

Yours isn't really a den Tom, it's a sheep panic room. 

[Stu Monty]

Anyone with a room in their house called 'the den'. 

 

Had a lad laughing at me calling a room in the house "the office". It's a third bedroom with the PC, desk and walls of bookshelves. What the fuck else would you call it?

 

Then again, got the feeling owning books would mark me out as an oddball to him.

[Paulie Dangerously]

People (usually women) who run in the office. JUST. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.

 

Unless there's a fire or a bomb scare, under no circumstances should this happen.

 

This really grinds my gears.

Used to be a running man on our office we all called Ben Richards

[Major Tom]

Yours isn't really a den Tom, it's a sheep panic room.

The pen?

[stringvest]

Had a lad laughing at me calling a room in the house "the office". It's a third bedroom with the PC, desk and walls of bookshelves. What the fuck else would you call it?

 

Then again, got the feeling owning books would mark me out as an oddball to him.

 

you might as well go the whole hog and call it the library.

[Tony Moanero]

Had a lad laughing at me calling a room in the house "the office". It's a third bedroom with the PC, desk and walls of bookshelves. What the fuck else would you call it?

 

Then again, got the feeling owning books would mark me out as an oddball to him.

Computer room sounds less pretentious.

[Dr Nowt]

Had a lad laughing at me calling a room in the house "the office". It's a third bedroom with the PC, desk and walls of bookshelves. What the fuck else would you call it?

 

Then again, got the feeling owning books would mark me out as an oddball to him.

 

Her brother-in-law once said at a family dinner "Yeah, but Ben prefers reading books to watching telly; he's weird", then started up a moronic giggle.

 

Nice lad, bit dim.

[stringvest]

I have a wooden building at the bottom of my garden where I work.  I call it the shed, though it's not really kitted out like a shed.  If I dared call it an office some cunts would find fault in that and suggest I was bigging it up.  My study in the house though is another matter entirely.  It's positively palatial.

[Harry Squatter]

The Frankie Vaughn room

[Champ]

Computer room sounds less pretentious.

My mum uses that expression, I've never heard anyone else say it. It just sounds daft to me

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fuck all wrong with 'office'.

 

The 'computer room' sounds shite.

 

That's all I have to add at this moment in time.

[Stu Monty]

Fuck all wrong with 'office'.

 

The 'computer room' sounds shite.

 

That's all I have to add at this moment in time.

 

Aye.

 

The fact that all I use the office for is to play Civ, call Code a cunt and knock one out is besides the point.

[stringvest]

The Frankie Vaughn room

 

 

the Jocky Wilson suite

[Liverpool lad]

Fat office worker driving a car aggressively, tailgating and speeding with a 'Slow Down for Bobby' sticker on the boot

[Tony Moanero]

Aye.

 

The fact that all I use the office for is to play Civ, call Code a cunt and knock one out is besides the point.

You call Code a cunt whilst having a wank? Dirty bastard.

[SammyAftershave]

Anyone with a room in their house called 'the den'. 

 

[stringvest]

Fat office worker driving a car aggressively, tailgating and speeding with a 'Slow Down for Bobby' sticker on the boot

maybe it said Blobby

[Bjornebye]

Had a lad laughing at me calling a room in the house "the office". It's a third bedroom with the PC, desk and walls of bookshelves. What the fuck else would you call it?

 

Then again, got the feeling owning books would mark me out as an oddball to him.

The spare room is the the only answer here unless you are a bellend.

 

Sent from my Iphone in the pantry

[Section_31]

If you've got a spare room you're duty bound to put an Enigma machine in there as far as I'm concerned.