The world of a woman.

[PestiRed]

Nothing worse than a women who THINKS she is in a position of power and acts accordingly.

They are the worse managers. Especially the ones who are feminists. Fucking always dishing out criticism toward blokes then when a bloke points out something to them it's all "patriarchal dominance"

Just fuck off you stupid cunt!

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Donald, is that you?

[Walter Sobchak]

Donald, is that you?

Fuck u Hillary

 

 

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[Dr Nowt]

Keep it light, Walter.

[bigbak]

Nothing worse than a women who THINKS she is in a position of power and acts accordingly.

 

They are the worse managers. Especially the ones who are feminists. Fucking always dishing out criticism toward blokes then when a bloke points out something to them it's all "patriarchal dominance"

 

 

Just fuck off you stupid cunt!

 

 

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Did you try grabbing her by the pussy?

[Walter Sobchak]

No, I sat there and quietly seethed.

 

 

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[Captain Turdseye]

Dropped my bird off at work this morning and I had a bit of a cob on with her because she'd moaned on the way there that my driving was erratic. I'd slammed on because some knobhead didn't indicate at a mini roundabout. Not really my fault. She was sarcastically waving happily at me as I drove away.

 

Fast forward to tonight, she gets home and mentions that I was a moody fucker this morning before proceeding to drink a bottle of wine, which she'd bought for the weekend, while making my tea and now she's in bed trying to type on her phone with one eye open.

 

Can't wait for tomorrow morning. I'm gonna drive there like a lunatic and wave her off with a big smile on my face as she goes in for a hungover 8 hour shift.

[Iceman]

[A Red]

My mrs is away with work at the moment, she does this about 6 times a year and goes all over the world. Its fucking brilliant. Well it was but now shes insisting that we skype every evening and she gets pissed off if im not logged on. So every evening we have a bland boring droning fucking conversation on a dodgy connection that i can barely hear about what shes up to and have i done this or that. Consequently when she comes home after a week or so away i've got fuck all to say to her.

 

Thank fuck she doesnt want the video on or she would see the shit tip the place is in.

[Iceman]

Well they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder. 

[Dr Nowt]

She brought me a cup of tea up to bed this morning, worked all day, arranged someone to come and take away my dead old car for cash because I couldn't be arsed, went shopping for the week, set aside food for all my lunches, cooked dinner and then washed up.

 

What a throughly nice person.

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Dropped my bird off at work this morning and I had a bit of a cob on with her because she'd moaned on the way there that my driving was erratic. I'd slammed on because some knobhead didn't indicate at a mini roundabout. Not really my fault. She was sarcastically waving happily at me as I drove away.

 

 

Hate to go all highway code on you mate but if you had to slam on, it was your fault.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Loved Hill Street Blues.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Loved Hill Street Blues.

Me too Pizza Man

[Nunavut Patrick]

Hate to go all highway code on you mate but if you had to slam on, it was your fault.

Folllwing distance....

All Good Kids Like Milk...

 

Aim high in steering.

Get the big picture.

Keep your eyes moving.

Leave yourself an out.

Make sure they see you.

 

TIM... timed interval method... Four seconds between you and vehicle travelling on front of you.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Me too Pizza Man

And Frank got to bang the public defender.

 

I wanted to be a cop and work my way up so I could get a piece like a Veronica Hamel.

 

I seem to have stalled at bus driver, but to be fair there are loads of Filipina's riding on the transit sysytem here.

[Captain Turdseye]

Hate to go all highway code on you mate but if you had to slam on, it was your fault.

It wasn't like a hard slam on, I was only doing 10-15 as I approached. I appreciate what you're saying but you won't take this moment away from me, goddammit.

[Dougie Do'ins]

It wasn't like a hard slam on, I was only doing 10-15 as I approached. I appreciate what you're saying but you won't take this moment away from me, goddammit.

https://youtu.be/aeEBd6tSEcI

[Fowlers God]

Dropped my bird off at work this morning and I had a bit of a cob on with her because she'd moaned on the way there that my driving was erratic. I'd slammed on because some knobhead didn't indicate at a mini roundabout. Not really my fault. She was sarcastically waving happily at me as I drove away.

 

Fast forward to tonight, she gets home and mentions that I was a moody fucker this morning before proceeding to drink a bottle of wine, which she'd bought for the weekend, while making my tea and now she's in bed trying to type on her phone with one eye open.

 

Can't wait for tomorrow morning. I'm gonna drive there like a lunatic and wave her off with a big smile on my face as she goes in for a hungover 8 hour shift.

Hungover from 1 bottle? What is the world coming to?

[Alan Sex]

She brought me a cup of tea up to bed this morning, worked all day, arranged someone to come and take away my dead old car for cash because I couldn't be arsed, went shopping for the week, set aside food for all my lunches, cooked dinner and then washed up.

What a throughly nice person.

Do lots of blokes marry their mum round where you are?

[Lee909]

[Captain Turdseye]

Hungover from 1 bottle? What is the world coming to?

By the time I went to bed she'd sobered up a bit and went down to make a brew.

 

Turns out it was me that had a rough night. Got no sleep, I'm on wobbly legs and aching all over. A rubbish combo of MS symptoms. She's right as rain today and I'm ill.

 

Karma.

[Captain Turdseye]

It's almost as bad as that time I posted in the rant thread about her 'having a headache' and not putting out the night before. Then a few minutes later she told me was pregnant.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Well they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder. 

No, it's absinthe.

[Mook]

I had to get up at 5am this morning for a flight to London, I got to the airport & sent her a quick message to say the cat would need fed & I hope her day goes ok.

 

The response, "Thanks for waking me & the baby up this morning, I have nothing better than having to look after a crying baby when I'm getting ready for work, blah blah blah.". Apparently I opened a door & turned a light on, can you imagine?

 

Fucking hell, sorry for having to get up at stupid o'clock to go to the fucking airport so I can pay our mortgage.

 

The flight was cancelled too & I had to sit in the airport with my fucking boss making her hilarious, 'Fancy getting a pint' quips for two hours.

 

Fucking women.

[Scottish Steve]

I was cooking dinner the other night and it involved boiling some rice. My wife has this weird notion that I can't be trusted to drain the rice without spilling water everywhere so insisted I left it for her to drain (I'm a vet and have performed various surgical procedures but can't be trusted with a saucepan, go figure).

 

So I switched it off at the hob and kept what was in the frying pan ticking away at a low heat. A couple of times I intonated that dinner was ready and she that she could do with sorting the rice and I was told not to fuss. Minutes passed as she flitted around doing fuck all, moaning that I hadn't put out cutlery, got drinks ready, she randomly topped up the dog's water bowl even though the thing was fast asleep and about as far from dehydration as physically possible.

 

Eventually she decides she's ready to serve up and roughly grabs the saucepan, slopping water everywhere. 'What the...' she goes, 'did you not drain it or even think to say it needed doing!'. I mean, seriously, what the fuck?