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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

ISeeRed

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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Dr Arthur De Sabre
Dr Arthur De Sabre

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:     home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness. couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers

Bernard Diomede
Bernard Diomede

Me Ma’s effort today, everything cooked exactly as I like it. Minus a point for the lack of black pudding the lazy cow and half a point for one of the sausages breaking. 2 pieces of toast accompanied

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Atticus Finch

Just done me and the mrs a cooked breakfast for tea, been on the allotment all day and was starving. Mrs asked why I was taking a photo, told her it was so I could be abused by strange men off the int

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Curly Grand Master

Curly

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I used to subscribe to the smoked bacon being better notion, but it isn’t. I can be in the mood for either. 
 

What really enforced this view and empowered me to vocalise it regularly, was hearing Jamie fucking Oliver saying “if it’s not smoked, it’s not bacon”. Well, it actually is you fat tongued, pretentious cunt.

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1 minute ago, Belarus said:

I used to subscribe to the smoked bacon being better notion, but it isn’t. I can be in the mood for either. 
 

What really enforced this view and empowered me to vocalise it regularly, was hearing Jamie fucking Oliver saying “if it’s not smoked, it’s not bacon”. Well, it actually is you fat tongued, pretentious cunt.

Another bi-sexual 

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On 23/10/2021 at 13:33, TheHowieLama said:

Over hand grip by Mrs Bitch there.

 

Salmon up there some of the best I have ever had.

 

10 hours ago, TheBitch said:

It was a pretty expensive B&B as I’d just got engaged. 

I seemed to have jumped the gun - congrats.

 

Does she know forum etiquette crowns her as Mrs. Bitch yet?

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Jose Jones Grand Master

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15 minutes ago, aRdja said:

I moved to Melbourne, Belarus. Full English breakfast isn’t really a thing here unfortunately. I’m sure @Jose Jones @s(k)aturation @Audrey Witherspoon can back me up here. 

Can confirm. 

Food quality in general is better down here I reckon, but you can't really get a full English breakfast.  I might have to make one myself over the weekend.  

Also mushy peas are difficult to find too.

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